Diary of a College Samurai

[GoldenJonas]

Easy now loyal readers, neither Helio nor Ashida Kim invented the art of self defecation. Like TKD it is 2000 years old and was perfected by Shaolin monks who passed it on to the Mongols. Continue, my Samurai friend.

[Steve]

Easy now loyal readers, neither Helio nor Ashida Kim invented the art of self defecation. Like TKD it is 2000 years old and was perfected by Shaolin monks who passed it on to the Mongols. Continue, my Samurai friend.

Do you know of a good school in that style??

I heard it's the shit!

<bows in anticipation of lamest joke award of the last 2000 years>

[Robstafarian]

Easy now loyal readers, neither Helio nor Ashida Kim invented the art of self defecation. Like TKD it is 2000 years old and was perfected by Shaolin monks who passed it on to the Mongols. Continue, my Samurai friend.

You just had to make it worse didn't you? Not only have you returned to the scene of the crime, still owing Shinkengata your pinky, you have uttered the name of the infidel ninja master himself in the liar of the samurai. Remember, a ronin has no reason not to kill you.

[DngrRuss1]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Not only did I not imply that I wanted to take over, I meely asked a question.

Did I not say that it was funny? I think that it is going fabulously. And for the record, I was referring to the BJJ Diary thread. It was just a curiosity. Let's all just calm down, have a cocktail, and read on...

[Torec_Scrail]

They attempted to confiscate Evil Slayer, but i drew him from the sheath and engaged them, before being hit in the ketsu with something they called a "taser". I'm here to testify that it is an extremely powerful weapon, and i was utterly helpless once hit with this "taser". Even more humiliating than this particular defeat was defecating myself uncontrollably as i lay prostrate on the walkway.

:D Ancient weapones meets modern weapons..

It was BJJ teen that has himself defacating...when he was choked out..
Sad to see that ur retiring Shinkengata from writing stories about our great teen rolemodel's :( Hope Robstafarian does well.

[Silvan]

Hmm? I thought the guys Katanas were "Demon Killer" and "Wandering Monk". Where did "Evil Slayer" come from?

[Shinkengata]

Hmm? I thought the guys Katanas were "Demon Killer" and "Wandering Monk". Where did "Evil Slayer" come from?

It's the name Wandering Monk was given after it reached Level 40 and morphed to have a larger guard and barbs on the back of the blade.

[Silvan]

It's the name Wandering Monk was given after it reached Level 40 and morphed to have a larger guard and barbs on the back of the blade.

That explains everything! :5thanks:

[Robstafarian]

:D Ancient weapones meets modern weapons..

It was BJJ teen that has himself defacating...when he was choked out..
Sad to see that ur retiring Shinkengata from writing stories about our great teen rolemodel's :( Hope Robstafarian does well.

I hope Shinkengata isn't retiring, to my knowledge he hasn't said as much. I've got my own emergence to make at a heathen campus soon, I don't know how well I'd do during the initial transition. Also, he and I would need to have a meeting of the Buke to ensure that his current thinking carries over. I have my own ideas about the character and I wouldn't want those to pollute what Shinkengata has established. Lastly, since I'm just a reader I don't have a feel for the dark theme that has shown through here on occasion. I could easily pick it up and run with it, but I'd need some instruction first.

[kungfujew]

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
let the man do his thing!

[tiktok]

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

Well said.

Shin, we eagerly await your next installment of Bushido-goodness. :)

[Rhamma]

This thread needs pics...

the story needs illustrations

but other than that :eusa_clap

[Master Bait]

This thread needs pics...

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[colonelpong2]

DIARY OF ME

Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home


day 2-Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home

day 3-Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home

day 1171- Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home

[Thunderfoot]

Day 7

Dear Diary


I've begun to settle into my current location quite well. I persuaded the local hardware store to order Choji oil for me, which should arrive by mail in 2 weeks.

I visited my local bank yesterday to withdraw funding for various tasks. The peasant on the other side of the counter mistakingly shorted me $20 from what i had requested withdrawn. She apologized, and i politely informed her that hara kiri should be sufficient to attone for her mistake.

I've begun instructing at the university. I gained 6 immediate students from the Computer Technology group known as "Kappa Alpha Psi". They are thin, and weak, but i will make them strong and noble. I have found many of them are obsessed with Nihongo animation, and therein lies my common ground with them. I brought them over to my dwelling and we ate rice and watched Naruto episodes until the early morning hours. There are many beautiful women at the university (of course none of them are on par with Geisha), and i am quite puzzled as to why they have not begun to throw themselves upon me, a samurai warrior. In Japan, i would be the equivelant of actor Marlon Brando or Vin Diesel. Japanese women would go out of their way to please me in numerous aspects. Ignorant american women.....what can i do?

I must venture to the bathroom and please myself....i shall return at a later time.

*note to self* Choji Oil does not work well with pleasuring oneself...i must purchase Lotion or some form of lubricant in the near future.