Originally posted by Lane
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Only a ninja would leaved a partially-lamed, pissed off enemy behind him. :)
Probably only so that the ninja could force him to eat a frisbee or something, but you know... samurai always kill what they fight, and eat what they kill. They're natural predators. The lions of the Japanese jungle. Ninjers are like hyenas.Comment
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[QUOTE=Shinkengata] He challenged me to a bokken match, which i promptly accepted. Things went well until i got hit under the eye with a rubber shuriken. I now have a small cut that is healing there.
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PL4zM4,
Didn't something like this happen to you at a university club? It sounds like something I've heard before. Your reputation is spreading!Comment
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[QUOTE=Ronin.74]All will be revealed at the end. For now, shut up.Originally posted by ShinkengataComment
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Shutting UP! I don't need any holes drilled in my knees.Comment
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Day 32
Dear Diary,
Now that my hand is healed, im able to write and pleasure myself again. Feels very lovely to do both.
The Judo school continues to harrass me, calling me such names as the aforementioned "Brokeback Bushi" "Samurace"(Pronounced "Samu-rochi")and taunting me with my defeat with addages such as "Elton John over there got pwned by a Ninja!!"
It's incredibly humiliating, but it teaches me patience and tempers my resolve. I will get this Ninja in good time, the filthy dog. I've spread caltrops beneath the windows...a trick i once learned from a Ninja. This plan backfired slightly a few days ago when i woke up and went to the window to pray to the Sun Kami. Needless to say i was awakened with a speed and force that coffee could not hope to match.
I've begun to work and raise the levels of Demon Hunter, and increase his Oni powers so i may be able to perform longer and more powerful combos. Relentless kata serves well for this purpose. When it reaches critical level-breaking power, the deep blue glow that the sword has is most beautiful. A loud Kiai at this time speeds the process along.
I feel as though i am the only true Samurai left living in this world. All of the other so-called "Samurai" i know disgraces themselves with common jobs and do not comprehend the mysticisim of oni powers and kiai. They like to call it "Living in the real world." I call it living like men who wish they were warriors.
I've recently begun studying here at the university, and prompted them to create a major in my honor...."Japanese Studies". As a result, my students have all switched majors, and most of my classes are with them. I remind them to take care and remember that even in the classroom, i am their ultimate teacher, and the professors would bow before me at the flick of my wrist.
Also, it may be worthy to note that i have a court hearing to attend in a few days. I had another confrontation with the campus law enforcement concerning the carry of my sword. They attempted to confiscate Evil Slayer, but i drew him from the sheath and engaged them, before being hit in the ketsu with something they called a "taser". I'm here to testify that it is an extremely powerful weapon, and i was utterly helpless once hit with this "taser". Even more humiliating than this particular defeat was defecating myself uncontrollably as i lay prostrate on the walkway. Evil Slayer was taken from me at my weakest, by cowards, and i am working on a plan to get it back.
I must turn in for the night, Diary. I need my Bushi Sleep.Comment
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O.Originally posted by Shinkengata
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Too good. Just too good.Comment
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What is it with these diaries and the fascination with defacating all over oneself? I mean, it is funny in a drunken-passed out-buddy-magic marker-combination sort of way. But wow- just how much shitting yourself does it take before you figure out that you may not be heading in the right direction?Comment
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I don't precisely recall mentioning defacating on oneself in any of the other diary entries...Originally posted by DngrRuss1
And you're welcome to take over authorship if you can do better.:idea1:
As a matter of fact.....everyone...DngrRuss will be taking over from here.
Have at it, buddy. Make their sides hurt.Comment
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OH NOES!!!11!!cos(0)!!!11Originally posted by ShinkengataComment
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STUPID, FAT HOBITSES! YOU RUINS IT!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Now, you see. This was bound to happen when others tried to be funny.Comment
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He's actually referring to something that happened in "Diary of a BJJ Teen", the Brazilian flavored copy of your original diary thread, thus there is only one acceptable apology...:seppuku:Originally posted by ShinkengataComment
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Yes....Russ, i expect your Letter of Resignation and attached Hi-Res Seppuku image on my desk by the end of the work day.:tongue11:Originally posted by RobstafarianComment
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