Originally posted by Shinkengata
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LMAO at this one :toothy12: -
This is good. Damn good. I like.
Can we have more episodes? Pllleeaassee??Comment
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Day 24
Dear Diary
The past few days have been quite interesting. Astos and i spent the entire night together watching videos and feeding sushi to each other. He is the closest thing to a woman that i know, and i do what i must. I put his hair in the best topknot i've ever done, and he thanked me and left.
I spotted a Ninja on campus yesterday. He was in plainclothes, but i recognized the Ninja symbol on his shirt. I locked all my windows and doors tonight, because im sure he was there to observe me, and i expect an assassination attempt any time now. I clutch Demon Killer tight in anticipation. Once Demon Killer tastes blood for the first time, it will awaken its own spirit.
The fraternity guys apparently have a liking for me, after finding out my inadvertant skill of being able to raise the skirt of a female with my sword scabbard. This happened by accident when i stopped to help a woman pick up her books that she dropped. I bent down, the end of my scabbard went up and caught her skirt and lifted it up. I've worked on mastering this technique since then. It has proven quite useful.
The campus law enforcement has approached me with concern of me carrying my sword. Apparently the Judo guys have informed them of me drawing my sword on them. They attempted to confiscate my sword, but i escaped to my dorm room.
I've learned a trick or two from the Ninja. I am, after all, a Ronin. Ninja are still my sworn enemy, however.
My choji oil arrived at the hardware store. They originally tried to sell me a concoction known as "WD-40" which i promptly refused. Only authentic choji oil squeezed from the bunions of a mountain sage is worthy to grace the blade of my swords. Anything less is for peasants to keep their machetes from rusting.
A nihonto is a work of art, a legend in itself, and with mine being made of the finest steel folded 440 times over, i cannot risk defacing it.
Class has gone quite well, despite the judo club members showing up frequently to challenge us...or rather me. I told them that they were not worth to approach me with a challenge, and to be gone before i rended them limb from limb with Demon Killer. Astos has been wanting to practice his horse stance more and more since the other day. He says he wants to perfect it. I want him to perfect it too....
I shall fling the blood from my pen and sheathe it for the night. We shall do battle again soon.Comment
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Originally posted by Shinkengata
Are these some kind of crazy crazy samurai sexual euphemisms O.o?Comment
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Seriously, dude, just research "samurai" and "homosexual" and this will be all the more funny.Originally posted by Zevi SaikouComment
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Ka-kaw-ka-kaw-ka-kaw-ka-kaw!!!
God that was a great show... nice sig.Comment
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I have an idea where our College Samurai's story is heading, but I will wait for the next several installments to see if I am right.Comment
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Originally posted by kungfujew
I too loved Arrested Development, too bad it's gone :(. This is even funnier than the ninja thread. The last post was even a little disturbing when reading about the horse stances.Comment
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Our samurai is certaintly making someinteresting lifestyle choices.
I mean, choji oil over wd-40? Come ON!Comment
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Day 27
Dear Diary,
I've been in hiding for the past few days. I was confronted and challenged by a Ninja in front of my class, and suffered a supremely humiliating loss. These Ninja have absolutely no honor, they attack with surprise and trickery. He challenged me to a bokken match, which i promptly accepted. Things went well until i got hit under the eye with a rubber shuriken. I now have a small cut that is healing there.
I offered to rematch him with live blades, but he refused. What a coward he is. My Samurai honor is insulted and i shall deal with him in good time. I lost several students over the course of a couple of days to "Ninjutsu".
I will not kill myself in shame, because that is the act of a Samurai with a lord, and i am lordless. I will merely train and meditate harder. Astos stayed with me, so i thank the Kami for that.
I had another confrontation with the campus law enforcement regarding the carry of my sword. I politely but firmly informed them that in Japan, law enforcement bows to Samurai. Of course they pulled the incredibly convenient "Well this ain't Japan, Scooter."
It's Sephiroth, dogs....
I must cease this writing session for the moment, diary. I still suffer from a quite painful thumb/wrist injury from my battle with the Ninja.
Until next time we meet, Diary...Comment
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edit: deleted by original poster.
Lol, pwn3d by a ninjer....haha....oh. What? My avatar? That's uh......er....
*smoke bomb*Last edited by Neildo; 8/12/2006 1:59pm, .Comment
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Sephiroth says:
That is irrelevant, peasant. Do not bring up such things or i will travel to your hometown and smite you with an amount of Oni power like you have never witnessed or felt.Comment
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[QUOTE=Shinkengata]
I must cease this writing session for the moment, diary. I still suffer from a quite painful thumb/wrist injury from my battle with the Ninja.
HaHa. You fell victim to the deadly Ninja wristlock, I suppose.Comment
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[QUOTE=devil]More likely, he got hit alot of the thumb and wrist bokken sparring.Originally posted by ShinkengataComment
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[QUOTE=pl4zM4]You ninjers with your cowardly kote-uchi. Real men tsuki to the throat.Originally posted by devilComment
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