Diary of a College Samurai

[Silvan]

Has this been abandoned? :(

[Nemesai]

Glad to see an entry... I'm just waiting for him to drop the hammer on those nialist. Samurai go head long into battle, even if they get pwnt.

[Jack O'Neill]

Holy cow, brilliant move. Makes me want to write a 'diary' but I don't think I have enough common martial arts knowledge to make it worth anyone's time to read. Thatnks for all the laughs and thanks in advance for more to come. You guys make my workday.

[Silvan]

Didn't he have a shaved head?

[Gosai]

Kungfujew...it's...something like that. I'll leave it all to your imaginations.

And yeah, when exactly do we get to see where this storyline is heading? And when does our little samurai learn some ACTUAL facts about samurai that go against his perception Hmmmmmm?

[Uterus Escobar]

Nice little twist. Methinks you're in danger of overplaying the ghey, but this is pretty damn solid overall.

[Method2Madness]

I kinda figured something like this would happen. It doesn't surprise me, but at the same time i'm "WTF".

[Kane Hosokawa]

Dear Sephy-Poo

I just wanted to thank you for the great things you have taught and, ahem,shown me. My eyes have been opened to the impeccable ways of the samurai, and the powers of presence and persuasion. I constantly stand in awe of your level of Oni powers, and the precision with which you wield Demon Killer.

It becomes very hard for me to see you devote time to pursuing the females. Your love-kiai sends shivers up my spine, and makes my toes curl in my geta. I love the way you grunt when you sheath your sword, and i love the way you undo your top knot and let your hair flow gracefully out the window of the Civic as we take our roadtrips to the beach. I hope that i can remain your apprentice and your best friend until i lay bleeding in the fields, breathing my last in glorious defeat as i write my death poem about the cherry blossoms and dewy grass.

As i sit here sewing up the rip in your hakama, i often stop to breathe in the faint fumes of your leg sweat. The aroma is so masculine and intoxicating. Its almost as if you are here with me, and not off doing other things. It will be ready for you soon.....But i already am....


Yours,

Astos

Uh........

[kungfujew]

Well, i'm disturbed, and amused.

This gets the Gosai seal of approval!

Is that like some sort of protein stain?

In which case I'll give it my seal of approval too!

[Gosai]

Well, i'm disturbed, and amused.

This gets the Gosai seal of approval!

[datdamnmachine]

I see the two of you had this planned out from the get go. Not sure whether to laugh, vomit, or both...at the same time. Regardless of what comes out, keep it up.

[Shinkengata]

Dear Sephy-Poo

I just wanted to thank you for the great things you have taught and, ahem,shown me. My eyes have been opened to the impeccable ways of the samurai, and the powers of presence and persuasion. I constantly stand in awe of your level of Oni powers, and the precision with which you wield Demon Killer.

It becomes very hard for me to see you devote time to pursuing the females. Your love-kiai sends shivers up my spine, and makes my toes curl in my geta. I love the way you grunt when you sheath your sword, and i love the way you undo your top knot and let your hair flow gracefully out the window of the Civic as we take our roadtrips to the beach. I hope that i can remain your apprentice and your best friend until i lay bleeding in the fields, breathing my last in glorious defeat as i write my death poem about the cherry blossoms and dewy grass.

As i sit here sewing up the rip in your hakama, i often stop to breathe in the faint fumes of your leg sweat. The aroma is so masculine and intoxicating. Its almost as if you are here with me, and not off doing other things. It will be ready for you soon.....But i already am....


Yours,

Astos

[Jack O'Neill]

I would just love to see him go mad and in a glorious desperate rage, attempt to take his own life, only to scream in pain at the tiny scratch he makes with his half-hearted, full-egoed stab.

[Gosai]

When? When will we see? I need my daily dose of vitamin idiot!

[Shadowstalker]

Hehe I am. Believe it or not, that entry is a plot building entry. You'll see.