Diary of a College Samurai

[Airman Kai]

It was only a matter of time before the samurai homoeroticism began.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

this is classic.

brokeback bushi!

I was going to shit on this ass having a "war handle" katana and it would be funny if he didn't know what it was but him trying to ass rape his student is just infinately funnier.

you are the funny one.

[Zevi Saikou]

Moons of Juipiter, samurai style.

[polishillusion]

why is the floor so shitty under that carpet and sword? and the background of the mirror?

it looks like his "dojo" is a old abandoned bathroom with the toilet taken out because it doesnt help the fung shui

[Shinkengata]

For those interested, you can read more of my spewings on my website.

http://www.freewebs.com/ericroach

I don't have a WHOLE lot more, because i just recently started it today as a way to compile all my comedic writings, but it has a little bit of extra shit on it. Hope you enjoy.

[Don Gwinn]

My guess? Shinkengata got those pics from Myspace or something. That's some kid's actual dorm room. And face.

The realism and attention to detail is breathtaking.

[Master Bait]

For those interested, you can read more of my spewings on my website.

http://www.freewebs.com/ericroach

I don't have a WHOLE lot more, because i just recently started it today as a way to compile all my comedic writings, but it has a little bit of extra shit on it. Hope you enjoy.

DUDE!

You don't have time to build a website...... you have more diary entries to writeup.

Where the hell are your priorities man!!!!!

[Shinkengata]

DUDE!

You don't have time to build a website...... you have more diary entries to writeup.

Where the hell are your priorities man!!!!!

Your lack of patience sickens me, Bushi. Commit Seppuku or face the business edge of Demon Killer.

[polishillusion]

no, its not a dorm room, im pretty sure its a run down abandoned building he is squatting in.


(dorms dont have radiators or bathroom floor tiles all broken up and shit from practicing smaurai rolls on them all day, and u cant put up hitting posts on the walls in dorms.

[tiktok]

Your lack of patience sickens me, Bushi. Commit Seppuku or face the business edge of Demon Killer.

ph34r teh D3mon Ki11er!!! *cowering in awe of the mighty sword of doom*

[polishillusion]

http://www.trueswords.com/sephiroth-...sword-p-7.html

ph3r


edit - from the actual person who purchased it on the site ---

this sword is more than i expected!!! in person it is so imposing that i have yet to be able to battle test it, it scares my usual sword fighting friends, but i have arranged a battle with a friend from out of town and am looking forward seeing it perform.



because real friends test their ability with live sword battlesand losing fingers and by poking each others asses with bokken.

[MartialArtN00b]

Day 20

Dear Diary,

Forgive my lengthy absence. I hope i mustn't commit seppuku as a result of my neglect. I'll meditate on this point.

I have had no luck with the females of the campus. I grow frustrated, and pleasuring myself serves little effect anymore. I've decided that maybe companionship doesn't necessarily need to be female. My top student, whom i have given the name "Astos" has piqued my interest. He is such a strong boy, very powerful and skilled, but his femininity is undeniable. His long blonde hair shines brightly in the sun, and his soft, quaint features are very womanly. To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

I must go....Astos is joining me here for tea in a matter of hours, and i must prepare. Until next time we meet, Diary.

Images from the movie 'taboo' are flashing in my head.

[Airman Kai]

Clean website, bro. I like it.

[Mars]

Blockbuster = Walmart.

Aint that the damn truth?

But, I'm lonely. I only bought T-3 for that 2 sec scene of woman flesh.

That's one of the saddest things I have ever heard:llorar:

[Steve]

That's one of the saddest things I have ever heard:llorar:

It's okay. I've got HBO and sometimes they play T-3 on it...

(snip) To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

LOLROTF!