Diary of a College Samurai

[Kane Hosokawa]

I think we all just got wtfpwnt....

[polishillusion]

we have been failed.
FUCK

[Backdraft]

That's Darwinism in action guys. Survival of the fittest, ya know?

[Gosai]

It seems your setting our Samurai up for the same end that happened to our ninja in the other Diary.

[plasma]

This story starting to go down hill. I miss Shinkengata.

[polishillusion]

meh.... where does this fit into the story? i had to listen to all that LARPING and love stuff before for what reason if the samuri is only going to figure out that his latest edition of USA Karate Magazine was stolen from his room by his hallmates?

[Neildo]

nice.

[Shadowstalker]

Ladies and Gentlemen. I have defeated my writer's block and, as promised, I have an entry. From now on I will be updating it far more frequently and I apologize for the lapse. That being said. I give you your new entry:





Day 106

Dear Diary

It has been far too long since I have written to you, my old master would have beaten me near to death had I been so lax under his watchful eye. Fortunately for me, as you know, we are no longer associated with him. But enough of such things, while I have been remiss in not writing to you, I have been far from idle.

Upon further examination I began to understand the true extent to which I had been violated by the ninja who had broken into my room. I understood from their thoroughness that this wasn't something small. This was a mission. I considered carefully, meditating by the swimming pool that is the closest this place has to a placid pond (It just isn't the same, though The ability to meditate over it, via the diving board is an interesting convenience), and realized that there was but one possible solution. Once I came to my senses I knew exactly what I had to do. That very night I laid out my swords, spending the entire night meditating and kata training, hoping to re-sharpen their oni spirits.

Come the next morning I marched, in my full battle dress, into the headmaster of the college's office, shoving the single ineffectual woman guard aside, her awe at my glorious power so much that she could merely babble about appointments rather than announce me or attempt to stop me. Once I got inside the office I stood, rigid as a bamboo tree, and demanded that he explain, immediately, what I had done to offend him. Credit where it is due, the man seemed genuinely confused, as if he wasn't aware that I would know that, as the Lord of this area (Whatever Gaijin terms they use here) he is the only one with the authority over the resident Ninja clan.

Ignoring his stammered protests I demanded that, if he would not explain he face me in a duel, as an honorable man. Tommorow at dawn I will finally deal with this problem, cutting, as Musashi suggests, to the heart of the matter. Until then, diary.

[polishillusion]

start beating yourself..... ahem.....

its sunday, the end of the weekend, and im disappointed.
f--

[Shadowstalker]

I'd like to officially apologize to everyone for the wait. I've had al ot of stuff sorta come at me at once and i've just been writer's blocked by it. Not to mention that by the time I get to my laptop at night I'm exhausted. I am working on trying to get something for you. Once I get one i'll be able to do them regularily again. My sincerest apologies to all of you. Expect an entry by the end of the weekend. Even if I haveto beat it out of myself.

[Robstafarian]

Has this been abandoned? :(

This thread has not been abandoned, I have talked to Shadow Stalker and he is indeed still working on it. He has had other shit to to deal with, but he will be back. He sends his apologies, school bit him in the ass.

[plasma]

i will help......

maybe. Aim me later. I hoping Shinkengata will come back.

[Fearless Ukemi]

>>>I have contemplated doing what the cage fighting mongrels call "teabagging" to this particular young ninja. He could use the humbling experience, and i could use the ball-washing.>>>


Sheer genius. You, Sir, have talent.

[polishillusion]

i will help......

[plasma]

Has this been abandoned? :(

If they don't come back in a few days I'm going to take over the story (as I was working with shinkengata behind the scences to start this story).