Diary of a College Samurai

[polishillusion]

I'll going to drill holes in your kneecaps (with shurikens) if you don't shutup.

Fo' Sho.

[GoldenJonas]

I'll going to drill holes in your kneecaps if you don't shutup.

DING, DING, DING, DING, DING....WINNER /\/\/\/\/\/\/\.........\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/!!!!!carry on......

[Steve]

Thats it, the entire thread is invalid. Not funny. Not even fucking CLOSE! Your incredible inaccuracies in the placement of anime and mis-naming of such has brought upon you the wrath of thousands of samuri warriors. Accept your fate as you taste the fine edge of a blade of steel ritually doused in sake (or vodka, if your me) because of your misplacement of the anime "Final Fantasy" without properly informing us which of the numerous "Final Fantasy" animes it is. Among the list are -

Final Fantasy Unlimited (Not samuri approved due to the prevelance of "guns" and bushido among those without swords. Also, potatoes are eaten instead of rice. Blasphemy. )
Final Fantasy- Legend of the Crystals (Warning, possibly no Samuri. Kill self after watching.)
Final Fantasy-The Spirits Within (warning, possibly no samuri and plot. Youll want to kill self after watching)
Final Fantasy - Advent Children (Samuri approved because of a single sword containing like 10 other swords, and samuri motocylce battles that spur on for several minutes, but almost banned indefinitely because of the stark historical inaccuracies in the great Samuri Oni-King Sephiroth being dead. Lucky he returns to life, but is defeated by a mere non-samuri boy, leading us to in quesiton of our validity as men and warriors! WATCH AT OWN RISK THEN COMMIT SUICIDE TO PURIFY ONES SELF)(( and make sure you get it back to blockbuster on time, the extra fees are a bitch))
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anyway, im done. k thnx bai

Geek.

Btw, what is a samuri?

Btwx2, blockbuster no longer charges late fees. Like I'd want to rent their pansyfied movies anyway.

[polishillusion]

Geek.

Btw, what is a samuri?

Btwx2, blockbuster no longer charges late fees. Like I'd want to rent their pansyfied movies anyway.

a samuri is when a 16 year old watches too much Naruto and Samurai Champloo, buys 46 dollar sword (which is just a big kitchen knife) at Walmart, and ends up with special "time added" tests for the rest of high school because hes missing 3 fingers on his writing hand.

and how in the hell does blockbuster make movies "pansyfied"? I just rented Surf Ninjas and my good sir, dont insult the SURF ninjas.

Seriously, they still have late fees, they just call it something else and force you to buy the thing you rented for twice the price if its late. :'(

[Steve]

(snip)

and how in the hell does blockbuster make movies "pansyfied"? I just rented Surf Ninjas and my good sir, dont insult the SURF ninjas.

Try renting any movie that had nudity in the movie theaters for one thing.

Seriously, they still have late fees, they just call it something else and force you to buy the thing you rented for twice the price if its late. :'(

They will charge you for the film (minus the rental cost) if it is absurdly late, ie a week late or so (and they call you to let you know that you better get your butt in gear if you don't want them to do that).

I've held onto my rentals of Surf Ninjas for a couple days after it was due (cause it was OH SO GOOD!!!) and didn't get charged a dime for it.

Probably because they understood why I kept it past it's due date, am I right???

[polishillusion]

ive never tried to get nudies LOL

isnt that what the internet is for?

that and making fun of college samurai i guess

[Steve]

ive never tried to get nudies LOL

isnt that what the internet is for?

that and making fun of college samurai i guess

Blockbuster = Walmart.

I was so disappointed when I bought a previewed copy of T-3, they totally cut out the single boob scene in the film.

But, I'm lonely. I only bought T-3 for that 2 sec scene of woman flesh.

[Lane]

I'll going to drill holes in your kneecaps if you don't shutup.

When can we start?

[Rubberduck]

Guys, STFU and stop hijacking Shinkengatas thread.:occasion1

[Silvan]

I have a feeling that this guy is going to turn out to be that Japanophile douche posting pics of himself doing poses with his sword in the snow, who you really want to punch in the face.

[Shinkengata]

Day 13

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling a bit reflective lately, and i just thought i would affix pictures of me and my swords here, to remind me 30 years from now of what i looked like in this moment. The swords and myself glow in aura vision, but not in photos.

This is my sword, Wandering Monk, as i have named it. It's spirit power is currently at level 38


This is my other sword, dubbed Demon Killer, and is currently at level 52


Portrait of a Samurai Master



Until we meet again, Diary.

[Shinkengata]

Day 13 (cont'd)

I suppose i should explain why i am not wearing my hair in the usual long topknot fashion.

4 days ago, i was contacted by my Sensei of the Shinkage Ryu and informed that i would be forced out of the organization for not paying dues. I disputed this, and offered a live blade match to settle and stay in the Shinkage Ryu, but to no avail. Since my ejection from the Shinkage Ryu, i am now a Ronin, and i will keep my head shaved until i find a new Lord to serve.

[Shinkengata]

Day 20

Dear Diary,

Forgive my lengthy absence. I hope i mustn't commit seppuku as a result of my neglect. I'll meditate on this point.

I have had no luck with the females of the campus. I grow frustrated, and pleasuring myself serves little effect anymore. I've decided that maybe companionship doesn't necessarily need to be female. My top student, whom i have given the name "Astos" has piqued my interest. He is such a strong boy, very powerful and skilled, but his femininity is undeniable. His long blonde hair shines brightly in the sun, and his soft, quaint features are very womanly. To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

I must go....Astos is joining me here for tea in a matter of hours, and i must prepare. Until next time we meet, Diary.

[plasma]

Fear the costume blade.



I don't know what is funnier, the obviously shitty steel or the nicks in it from him actually trying to cut stuff with it.




This pictures says "I will never get any pussy ever"

[plasma]

Day 20

Dear Diary,

Forgive my lengthy absence. I hope i mustn't commit seppuku as a result of my neglect. I'll meditate on this point.

I have had no luck with the females of the campus. I grow frustrated, and pleasuring myself serves little effect anymore. I've decided that maybe companionship doesn't necessarily need to be female. My top student, whom i have given the name "Astos" has piqued my interest. He is such a strong boy, very powerful and skilled, but his femininity is undeniable. His long blonde hair shines brightly in the sun, and his soft, quaint features are very womanly. To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

I must go....Astos is joining me here for tea in a matter of hours, and i must prepare. Until next time we meet, Diary.

Brokeback Bushi. Priceless.