Diary of a College Samurai

[Don Gwinn]

My guess? Shinkengata got those pics from Myspace or something. That's some kid's actual dorm room. And face.

The realism and attention to detail is breathtaking.

[Shinkengata]

For those interested, you can read more of my spewings on my website.

http://www.freewebs.com/ericroach

I don't have a WHOLE lot more, because i just recently started it today as a way to compile all my comedic writings, but it has a little bit of extra shit on it. Hope you enjoy.

[polishillusion]

why is the floor so shitty under that carpet and sword? and the background of the mirror?

it looks like his "dojo" is a old abandoned bathroom with the toilet taken out because it doesnt help the fung shui

[Zevi Saikou]

Moons of Juipiter, samurai style.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

this is classic.

brokeback bushi!

I was going to shit on this ass having a "war handle" katana and it would be funny if he didn't know what it was but him trying to ass rape his student is just infinately funnier.

you are the funny one.

[Airman Kai]

It was only a matter of time before the samurai homoeroticism began.

[plasma]

Day 20

Dear Diary,

Forgive my lengthy absence. I hope i mustn't commit seppuku as a result of my neglect. I'll meditate on this point.

I have had no luck with the females of the campus. I grow frustrated, and pleasuring myself serves little effect anymore. I've decided that maybe companionship doesn't necessarily need to be female. My top student, whom i have given the name "Astos" has piqued my interest. He is such a strong boy, very powerful and skilled, but his femininity is undeniable. His long blonde hair shines brightly in the sun, and his soft, quaint features are very womanly. To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

I must go....Astos is joining me here for tea in a matter of hours, and i must prepare. Until next time we meet, Diary.

Brokeback Bushi. Priceless.

[plasma]

Fear the costume blade.



I don't know what is funnier, the obviously shitty steel or the nicks in it from him actually trying to cut stuff with it.




This pictures says "I will never get any pussy ever"

[Shinkengata]

Day 20

Dear Diary,

Forgive my lengthy absence. I hope i mustn't commit seppuku as a result of my neglect. I'll meditate on this point.

I have had no luck with the females of the campus. I grow frustrated, and pleasuring myself serves little effect anymore. I've decided that maybe companionship doesn't necessarily need to be female. My top student, whom i have given the name "Astos" has piqued my interest. He is such a strong boy, very powerful and skilled, but his femininity is undeniable. His long blonde hair shines brightly in the sun, and his soft, quaint features are very womanly. To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

I must go....Astos is joining me here for tea in a matter of hours, and i must prepare. Until next time we meet, Diary.

[Shinkengata]

Day 13 (cont'd)

I suppose i should explain why i am not wearing my hair in the usual long topknot fashion.

4 days ago, i was contacted by my Sensei of the Shinkage Ryu and informed that i would be forced out of the organization for not paying dues. I disputed this, and offered a live blade match to settle and stay in the Shinkage Ryu, but to no avail. Since my ejection from the Shinkage Ryu, i am now a Ronin, and i will keep my head shaved until i find a new Lord to serve.

[Shinkengata]

Day 13

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling a bit reflective lately, and i just thought i would affix pictures of me and my swords here, to remind me 30 years from now of what i looked like in this moment. The swords and myself glow in aura vision, but not in photos.

This is my sword, Wandering Monk, as i have named it. It's spirit power is currently at level 38


This is my other sword, dubbed Demon Killer, and is currently at level 52


Portrait of a Samurai Master



Until we meet again, Diary.

[Silvan]

I have a feeling that this guy is going to turn out to be that Japanophile douche posting pics of himself doing poses with his sword in the snow, who you really want to punch in the face.

[Rubberduck]

Guys, STFU and stop hijacking Shinkengatas thread.:occasion1

[Lane]

I'll going to drill holes in your kneecaps if you don't shutup.

When can we start?

[Steve]

ive never tried to get nudies LOL

isnt that what the internet is for?

that and making fun of college samurai i guess

Blockbuster = Walmart.

I was so disappointed when I bought a previewed copy of T-3, they totally cut out the single boob scene in the film.

But, I'm lonely. I only bought T-3 for that 2 sec scene of woman flesh.