Diary of a College Samurai

[kungfujew]

Ka-kaw-ka-kaw-ka-kaw-ka-kaw!!!
God that was a great show... nice sig.

[Airman Kai]

Are these some kind of crazy crazy samurai sexual euphemisms O.o?

Seriously, dude, just research "samurai" and "homosexual" and this will be all the more funny.

[Zevi Saikou]

Day 24

Dear Diary

The past few days have been quite interesting. Astos and i spent the entire night together watching videos and feeding sushi to each other. He is the closest thing to a woman that i know, and i do what i must. I put his hair in the best topknot i've ever done, and he thanked me and left.

......

Class has gone quite well, despite the judo club members showing up frequently to challenge us...or rather me. I told them that they were not worth to approach me with a challenge, and to be gone before i rended them limb from limb with Demon Killer. Astos has been wanting to practice his horse stance more and more since the other day. He says he wants to perfect it. I want him to perfect it too....

I shall fling the blood from my pen and sheathe it for the night. We shall do battle again soon.

Are these some kind of crazy crazy samurai sexual euphemisms O.o?

[Shinkengata]

Day 24

Dear Diary

The past few days have been quite interesting. Astos and i spent the entire night together watching videos and feeding sushi to each other. He is the closest thing to a woman that i know, and i do what i must. I put his hair in the best topknot i've ever done, and he thanked me and left.

I spotted a Ninja on campus yesterday. He was in plainclothes, but i recognized the Ninja symbol on his shirt. I locked all my windows and doors tonight, because im sure he was there to observe me, and i expect an assassination attempt any time now. I clutch Demon Killer tight in anticipation. Once Demon Killer tastes blood for the first time, it will awaken its own spirit.

The fraternity guys apparently have a liking for me, after finding out my inadvertant skill of being able to raise the skirt of a female with my sword scabbard. This happened by accident when i stopped to help a woman pick up her books that she dropped. I bent down, the end of my scabbard went up and caught her skirt and lifted it up. I've worked on mastering this technique since then. It has proven quite useful.

The campus law enforcement has approached me with concern of me carrying my sword. Apparently the Judo guys have informed them of me drawing my sword on them. They attempted to confiscate my sword, but i escaped to my dorm room.
I've learned a trick or two from the Ninja. I am, after all, a Ronin. Ninja are still my sworn enemy, however.

My choji oil arrived at the hardware store. They originally tried to sell me a concoction known as "WD-40" which i promptly refused. Only authentic choji oil squeezed from the bunions of a mountain sage is worthy to grace the blade of my swords. Anything less is for peasants to keep their machetes from rusting.

A nihonto is a work of art, a legend in itself, and with mine being made of the finest steel folded 440 times over, i cannot risk defacing it.

Class has gone quite well, despite the judo club members showing up frequently to challenge us...or rather me. I told them that they were not worth to approach me with a challenge, and to be gone before i rended them limb from limb with Demon Killer. Astos has been wanting to practice his horse stance more and more since the other day. He says he wants to perfect it. I want him to perfect it too....

I shall fling the blood from my pen and sheathe it for the night. We shall do battle again soon.

[colonelpong2]

This is good. Damn good. I like.

Can we have more episodes? Pllleeaassee??

[jenga]

Your lack of patience sickens me, Bushi. Commit Seppuku or face the business edge of Demon Killer.

LMAO at this one :toothy12:

[Steve]

That's one of the saddest things I have ever heard:llorar:

It's okay. I've got HBO and sometimes they play T-3 on it...

(snip) To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

LOLROTF!

[Mars]

Blockbuster = Walmart.

Aint that the damn truth?

But, I'm lonely. I only bought T-3 for that 2 sec scene of woman flesh.

That's one of the saddest things I have ever heard:llorar:

[Airman Kai]

Clean website, bro. I like it.

[MartialArtN00b]

Day 20

Dear Diary,

Forgive my lengthy absence. I hope i mustn't commit seppuku as a result of my neglect. I'll meditate on this point.

I have had no luck with the females of the campus. I grow frustrated, and pleasuring myself serves little effect anymore. I've decided that maybe companionship doesn't necessarily need to be female. My top student, whom i have given the name "Astos" has piqued my interest. He is such a strong boy, very powerful and skilled, but his femininity is undeniable. His long blonde hair shines brightly in the sun, and his soft, quaint features are very womanly. To test him, i had him stand in horse stance and instead of a cutting stroke, i poked him in the buttocks with the shinai to test his stability. he held up well.......very well. This further intrigued me. Class carried on as usual. I think i was a little too obvious about it, because the Judo guys have since taken to calling me "Brokeback Bushi". They all ran like cowards when i drew Demon Killer. Big Surprise.

I must go....Astos is joining me here for tea in a matter of hours, and i must prepare. Until next time we meet, Diary.

Images from the movie 'taboo' are flashing in my head.

[polishillusion]

http://www.trueswords.com/sephiroth-...sword-p-7.html

ph3r


edit - from the actual person who purchased it on the site ---

this sword is more than i expected!!! in person it is so imposing that i have yet to be able to battle test it, it scares my usual sword fighting friends, but i have arranged a battle with a friend from out of town and am looking forward seeing it perform.



because real friends test their ability with live sword battlesand losing fingers and by poking each others asses with bokken.

[tiktok]

Your lack of patience sickens me, Bushi. Commit Seppuku or face the business edge of Demon Killer.

ph34r teh D3mon Ki11er!!! *cowering in awe of the mighty sword of doom*

[polishillusion]

no, its not a dorm room, im pretty sure its a run down abandoned building he is squatting in.


(dorms dont have radiators or bathroom floor tiles all broken up and shit from practicing smaurai rolls on them all day, and u cant put up hitting posts on the walls in dorms.

[Shinkengata]

DUDE!

You don't have time to build a website...... you have more diary entries to writeup.

Where the hell are your priorities man!!!!!

Your lack of patience sickens me, Bushi. Commit Seppuku or face the business edge of Demon Killer.

[Master Bait]

For those interested, you can read more of my spewings on my website.

http://www.freewebs.com/ericroach

I don't have a WHOLE lot more, because i just recently started it today as a way to compile all my comedic writings, but it has a little bit of extra shit on it. Hope you enjoy.

DUDE!

You don't have time to build a website...... you have more diary entries to writeup.

Where the hell are your priorities man!!!!!