Diary of a College Samurai

[Silvan]

Hmm? I thought the guys Katanas were "Demon Killer" and "Wandering Monk". Where did "Evil Slayer" come from?

[Torec_Scrail]

They attempted to confiscate Evil Slayer, but i drew him from the sheath and engaged them, before being hit in the ketsu with something they called a "taser". I'm here to testify that it is an extremely powerful weapon, and i was utterly helpless once hit with this "taser". Even more humiliating than this particular defeat was defecating myself uncontrollably as i lay prostrate on the walkway.

:D Ancient weapones meets modern weapons..

It was BJJ teen that has himself defacating...when he was choked out..
Sad to see that ur retiring Shinkengata from writing stories about our great teen rolemodel's :( Hope Robstafarian does well.

[DngrRuss1]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Not only did I not imply that I wanted to take over, I meely asked a question.

Did I not say that it was funny? I think that it is going fabulously. And for the record, I was referring to the BJJ Diary thread. It was just a curiosity. Let's all just calm down, have a cocktail, and read on...

[Robstafarian]

Easy now loyal readers, neither Helio nor Ashida Kim invented the art of self defecation. Like TKD it is 2000 years old and was perfected by Shaolin monks who passed it on to the Mongols. Continue, my Samurai friend.

You just had to make it worse didn't you? Not only have you returned to the scene of the crime, still owing Shinkengata your pinky, you have uttered the name of the infidel ninja master himself in the liar of the samurai. Remember, a ronin has no reason not to kill you.

[Steve]

Easy now loyal readers, neither Helio nor Ashida Kim invented the art of self defecation. Like TKD it is 2000 years old and was perfected by Shaolin monks who passed it on to the Mongols. Continue, my Samurai friend.

Do you know of a good school in that style??

I heard it's the shit!

<bows in anticipation of lamest joke award of the last 2000 years>

[GoldenJonas]

Easy now loyal readers, neither Helio nor Ashida Kim invented the art of self defecation. Like TKD it is 2000 years old and was perfected by Shaolin monks who passed it on to the Mongols. Continue, my Samurai friend.

[Shinkengata]

He's actually referring to something that happened in "Diary of a BJJ Teen", the Brazilian flavored copy of your original diary thread, thus there is only one acceptable apology...:seppuku:

Yes....Russ, i expect your Letter of Resignation and attached Hi-Res Seppuku image on my desk by the end of the work day.:tongue11:

[Robstafarian]

I don't precisely recall mentioning defacating on oneself in any of the other diary entries...

And you're welcome to take over authorship if you can do better.:idea1:

As a matter of fact.....everyone...DngrRuss will be taking over from here.

Have at it, buddy. Make their sides hurt.

He's actually referring to something that happened in "Diary of a BJJ Teen", the Brazilian flavored copy of your original diary thread, thus there is only one acceptable apology...:seppuku:

[Uterus Escobar]

Now, you see. This was bound to happen when others tried to be funny.

[Ronin.74]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kungfujew]

STUPID, FAT HOBITSES! YOU RUINS IT!!!

[tiktok]

As a matter of fact.....everyone...DngrRuss will be taking over from here.

Have at it, buddy. Make their sides hurt.

OH NOES!!!11!!cos(0)!!!11

[Shinkengata]

What is it with these diaries and the fascination with defacating all over oneself? I mean, it is funny in a drunken-passed out-buddy-magic marker-combination sort of way. But wow- just how much shitting yourself does it take before you figure out that you may not be heading in the right direction?

I don't precisely recall mentioning defacating on oneself in any of the other diary entries...

And you're welcome to take over authorship if you can do better.:idea1:

As a matter of fact.....everyone...DngrRuss will be taking over from here.

Have at it, buddy. Make their sides hurt.

[DngrRuss1]

What is it with these diaries and the fascination with defacating all over oneself? I mean, it is funny in a drunken-passed out-buddy-magic marker-combination sort of way. But wow- just how much shitting yourself does it take before you figure out that you may not be heading in the right direction?

[Airman Kai]

I've begun to work and raise the levels of Demon Hunter, and increase his Oni powers so i may be able to perform longer and more powerful combos.

O.
M.
G.

Too good. Just too good.