Diary of a College Samurai

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-Sephy-Poo(Astos Calls me that...it gives me butterflies)

Pure.
Fucking.
GOLD.

:bowdown:

[Airman Kai]

heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy, sephie-poo...

That makes my pants jewels unhappy, but my smiling face happy.

[Ronin.74]

Yes the master has returned!!!

[kungfujew]

Sephy-poo... I don't know if I'm gonna be able to eat lunch today.

[Shinkengata]

Day 40

Dear Diary,

I finally got Evil Slayer back. I felt my soul power drop 20 points in its absence. The hearing was ruled in my favor, since i was a Major of Japanese studies, and because i claimed that the sword was used as an experiment in social reaction. Their simplicity never ceases to amaze me. It's a good thing i am an honorable ronin, or this entire student body and staff would fall by my blade in a matter of hours.

I conducted the first 10 minutes of class outside today, because it was so nice out. I am now nursing a pretty nasty sunburn as a result, however..i had to move it inside after those first 10 minutes.

It has become a test of patience, endurance, and humility to live as a Samurai in the modern world. We are outnumbered, so we are no longer as vastly feared as before. The world's population has grown too large for us to slay easily, so i suspect this is the cause for the lack of fear.

I found the dorm room that houses my Ninja nemesis. As i stood there studying his vehicle, one of the jocks in the nearby field launched a football through the driver's side window. The Ninja immediately emerged from his dwelling, asking "what the fuck did you do to my vehicle, you pole-smoking fashion victim?"

Taking advantage of the art of deception, i informed him that i had broken the window with an Oni Kiai, and would do the same with him should he wish to engage me for it. He went inside to call the UPD like the coward he is...so i escaped before they arrived. I need to study techniques to counter the tasers first. I am not at all impressed with this Ninja, and i will destroy him in good time. I have contemplated doing what the cage fighting mongrels call "teabagging" to this particular young ninja. He could use the humbling experience, and i could use the ball-washing.

I offered to teach the UPD how to properly use their nightsticks, but they laughed. Such unenlightened fools they are. They will learn of their lack of training when they attempt to use their sticks on me and i take them away like toys from children. This will be all for now, Diary. I pray our paths cross again soon.

-Sephy-Poo(Astos Calls me that...it gives me butterflies)

[new2bjj]

It's too bad that the old National Lampoon is not around, this series of articles would have been perfect for it.

[Thunderfoot]

Day 7

Dear Diary


I've begun to settle into my current location quite well. I persuaded the local hardware store to order Choji oil for me, which should arrive by mail in 2 weeks.

I visited my local bank yesterday to withdraw funding for various tasks. The peasant on the other side of the counter mistakingly shorted me $20 from what i had requested withdrawn. She apologized, and i politely informed her that hara kiri should be sufficient to attone for her mistake.

I've begun instructing at the university. I gained 6 immediate students from the Computer Technology group known as "Kappa Alpha Psi". They are thin, and weak, but i will make them strong and noble. I have found many of them are obsessed with Nihongo animation, and therein lies my common ground with them. I brought them over to my dwelling and we ate rice and watched Naruto episodes until the early morning hours. There are many beautiful women at the university (of course none of them are on par with Geisha), and i am quite puzzled as to why they have not begun to throw themselves upon me, a samurai warrior. In Japan, i would be the equivelant of actor Marlon Brando or Vin Diesel. Japanese women would go out of their way to please me in numerous aspects. Ignorant american women.....what can i do?

I must venture to the bathroom and please myself....i shall return at a later time.

*note to self* Choji Oil does not work well with pleasuring oneself...i must purchase Lotion or some form of lubricant in the near future.

[colonelpong2]

DIARY OF ME

Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home


day 2-Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home

day 3-Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home

day 1171- Day 1: Go to work. Spend whole day reading Bullshido. Go home

[Master Bait]

This thread needs pics...

???????

[Rhamma]

This thread needs pics...

the story needs illustrations

but other than that :eusa_clap

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Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

Well said.

Shin, we eagerly await your next installment of Bushido-goodness. :)

[kungfujew]

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
let the man do his thing!

[Robstafarian]

:D Ancient weapones meets modern weapons..

It was BJJ teen that has himself defacating...when he was choked out..
Sad to see that ur retiring Shinkengata from writing stories about our great teen rolemodel's :( Hope Robstafarian does well.

I hope Shinkengata isn't retiring, to my knowledge he hasn't said as much. I've got my own emergence to make at a heathen campus soon, I don't know how well I'd do during the initial transition. Also, he and I would need to have a meeting of the Buke to ensure that his current thinking carries over. I have my own ideas about the character and I wouldn't want those to pollute what Shinkengata has established. Lastly, since I'm just a reader I don't have a feel for the dark theme that has shown through here on occasion. I could easily pick it up and run with it, but I'd need some instruction first.

[Silvan]

It's the name Wandering Monk was given after it reached Level 40 and morphed to have a larger guard and barbs on the back of the blade.

That explains everything! :5thanks:

[Shinkengata]

Hmm? I thought the guys Katanas were "Demon Killer" and "Wandering Monk". Where did "Evil Slayer" come from?

It's the name Wandering Monk was given after it reached Level 40 and morphed to have a larger guard and barbs on the back of the blade.