Diary of a College Samurai

[Shinkengata]

Day 79

Dear Diary...

Forgive my absence, fair one. It has been such a long time since i have been able to do anything, even write. I suffered a massive blow to the head a few days after my last diary entry...a blow from the NINJA. I don't remember a lot about what happened. I've been in a coma for 12 days and in physical therapy for the remainder. It hasn't been very enjoyable...except for the beautiful nurse who tends to me. I attempted to utter a love kiai towards her a few days ago, but it came out as little more than a croak, and she said "Did you just say 'walrus?' "

No my love...i did not say walrus...

Demon Killer and Evil Slayer keep a bedside vigil...watching over me and glowing with their oni powers in the night to speed my healing process along. Astos has taken over classes for the time being, and comes to visit me often. He will often sit and tell me stories...or tell me about the latest Kenshin epsiode. He always kisses me on the forehead and whispers softly to me "musashi" before departing my bedside.

I plan to hunt down this Ninja and kill him with honor and dignity...not with a cowardly blow to the back of the head with a Sap like he did me. I must sleep now diary. Dreams of Cherry Blossoms await....

[Fuzzy]

Sinkengata, can i have your babies?

[IronShin]

Demon Killer and Evil Slayer keep a bedside vigil...watching over me and glowing with their oni powers in the night to speed my healing process along. Astos has taken over classes for the time being, and comes to visit me often. He will often sit and tell me stories...or tell me about the latest Kenshin epsiode. He always kisses me on the forehead and whispers softly to me "musashi" before departing my bedside.

Genius.

[MEGA JESUS-SAMA]

I predict that these will eventually be revealed to be excerpts from his actual diaries, when he was younger. This is, after all, The Internets.

[Ronin.74]

It's Wednesday, I'm at work, different day same shit. New entry to help me through it please!!

[jnp]

I attempted to utter a love kiai towards her a few days ago, but it came out as little more than a croak, and she said "Did you just say 'walrus?' "

No my love...i did not say walrus...

I predict you have a bright future in writing comedy.

[Shinkengata]

Alright folks...


I'm moving out of state again, and i won't have access to the internet but maybe once every few weeks or so. Instead of making you all wait this long for new entries, i decided to pass this one on to a suitable successor. I may pop in from time to time to see where he has taken my story, and maybe throw in a surprise entry of my own, but from here it belongs to him. I've read some of the things he's written and i think he can carry it.

I'm hopping on a plane at 2:30 tommorrow morning, so this will be my last post here for awhile. Everyone take care and i'll be back as soon as i can.


Oh...and for God's sake....Keep it Ninja.

[CrapKnee]

Shouldn't we be keeping it samurai in this thread?

[datdamnmachine]

Alright folks...


I'm moving out of state again, and i won't have access to the internet but maybe once every few weeks or so. Instead of making you all wait this long for new entries, i decided to pass this one on to a suitable successor. I may pop in from time to time to see where he has taken my story, and maybe throw in a surprise entry of my own, but from here it belongs to him. I've read some of the things he's written and i think he can carry it.

I'm hopping on a plane at 2:30 tommorrow morning, so this will be my last post here for awhile. Everyone take care and i'll be back as soon as i can.


Oh...and for God's sake....Keep it Ninja.

Sorry to hear man, these posts make work a lot more enjoyable, but a lot less productive. I hope that you find a goog place to continue in your martial arts endeavors. Also, why always moving, are you military?

[Gosai]

And whose the successor?

[kungfujew]

And whose the successor?

Me.

Dear Diary,

Buttsecks.

Oh, and some Samurai junk.

[Shinkengata]

Actually im not in the military, and i didn't plan to stay here in MS long, just to visit family and such, but through a series of events i ended up here a lot longer than i anticipated. Now im finally getting to go back. My new successor will undoubtedly post his first diary entry soon. Until then you folks will have to bask in the suspense of who it is. :5bomb:

[tiktok]

Me.

Dear Diary,

Buttsecks.

Oh, and some Samurai junk.

LOL



Shin, it's a bummer for us that you have to move and thus can't fully continue the saga of hilarity that you've created. Speaking for myself and the colleagues I've shared these diaries with...you will be missed. But regardless, I wish you the best of luck!

[Shadowstalker]

Hello all. My appointment as a successor actually came as a side note from something else, however I intend to do all that I can to live up, that being said, here's your newest entry.

Day 82

Dear Diary...

Tragedy has once again struck, I begin to wonder if there is any woman out there worthy for a samurai. It was late in the evening, I was lying in peaceful repose, being lulled by Astos' voice, telling me of the latest Kenshin episode, and my nurse stepped in to usher Astos out, saying that visiting hours were over. Then, as always she stepped out to move on to another patients room and Astos leaned in to kiss me on the head, as he always does. But the woman, apperantly, forgot her writing pad and came back in to get it, witnessing Astos' tender goodbye. Since then she has said nothing to me not riddled with comments too derisive for your sacred pages.

What is so hard for today's women to understand about the sacred relationship of a Samurai master and his apprentice? I tried to tell her that in japan it is not uncommon for a master to take his closest student as a companion. Knowing that her disgust was merely to mask her disappointment I also told her, with a knowing wink in my voice, that it by no means meant that I was unavailable for a female. In order to keep her guard up, as she does not understand the samurai way yet she proceeded to call me a fag, but as she left I unleashed the most powerful Love Kiai of my life, so she would know she is forgiven.

I suppose now I know how Akira Toriyama feels when dealing with such unknowing Gaijin.

For now Diary, I rest, but I shall see you soon.

[CannibalCrowley]

Shinkengata has made a fine choice.