Diary of a College Samurai

[jnp]

I attempted to utter a love kiai towards her a few days ago, but it came out as little more than a croak, and she said "Did you just say 'walrus?' "

No my love...i did not say walrus...

I predict you have a bright future in writing comedy.

[Ronin.74]

It's Wednesday, I'm at work, different day same shit. New entry to help me through it please!!

[MEGA JESUS-SAMA]

I predict that these will eventually be revealed to be excerpts from his actual diaries, when he was younger. This is, after all, The Internets.

[IronShin]

Demon Killer and Evil Slayer keep a bedside vigil...watching over me and glowing with their oni powers in the night to speed my healing process along. Astos has taken over classes for the time being, and comes to visit me often. He will often sit and tell me stories...or tell me about the latest Kenshin epsiode. He always kisses me on the forehead and whispers softly to me "musashi" before departing my bedside.

Genius.

[Fuzzy]

Sinkengata, can i have your babies?

[Shinkengata]

Day 79

Dear Diary...

Forgive my absence, fair one. It has been such a long time since i have been able to do anything, even write. I suffered a massive blow to the head a few days after my last diary entry...a blow from the NINJA. I don't remember a lot about what happened. I've been in a coma for 12 days and in physical therapy for the remainder. It hasn't been very enjoyable...except for the beautiful nurse who tends to me. I attempted to utter a love kiai towards her a few days ago, but it came out as little more than a croak, and she said "Did you just say 'walrus?' "

No my love...i did not say walrus...

Demon Killer and Evil Slayer keep a bedside vigil...watching over me and glowing with their oni powers in the night to speed my healing process along. Astos has taken over classes for the time being, and comes to visit me often. He will often sit and tell me stories...or tell me about the latest Kenshin epsiode. He always kisses me on the forehead and whispers softly to me "musashi" before departing my bedside.

I plan to hunt down this Ninja and kill him with honor and dignity...not with a cowardly blow to the back of the head with a Sap like he did me. I must sleep now diary. Dreams of Cherry Blossoms await....

[Ronin.74]

I've been at work for about an hour and I already am bored with nothing to do. Please Shin, Please a new entry would make the day go by a little faster.

[Gosai]

Excellent. I love your MA diaries Shinkengata.

Again, as a man using the name of a Japanese Emporer from the 1600's, I command thee to continue writing MA diaries unto eternity.

Also, as another said, far be it for me to give my ideas in on this as they would suck, but i'm rather amused with the possibility of him getting totally tooled in his Japanese History major as his knowledge most likely comes from anime.

That and to be informed that the Samurai class was officially abolished about 200 some years ago.

And now, I await your genius once more Shinkengata. Emporer Gosai has spoken!

[ginshun]

This tread needs a Ghost Dog reference.

[colonelpong2]

All hail Shingenata! MORE! MORE! MORE!

[SuperGuido]

yahoo messenger: oni_kud4k1
AIM: budo2003

You

are

such

a

Ninja!

(Of course, with a name like "Satori", I can't really critique you...though mine stems more from Dave Lowry than Masaaki Hatsumi)

[Shinkengata]

Shinkengata...I can't seem to PM people, which i've been trying to do, perhaps you know the reason for this. I mention this here because i've been trying to PM you. Hmm. Perhaps you have a messenger that will work adequately?

yahoo messenger: oni_kud4k1
AIM: budo2003

[Tetsu_Anaguma]

Shikengata your threads are the most addictive thing on earth. Screw caffeine, I need my Delusional MA Dairy fix.

the Diary would be nice too. (mmm Ninja cheese)

[Shadowstalker]

Shinkengata...I can't seem to PM people, which i've been trying to do, perhaps you know the reason for this. I mention this here because i've been trying to PM you. Hmm. Perhaps you have a messenger that will work adequately?

[Tetsu_Anaguma]

Shikengata your threads are the most addictive thing on earth. Screw caffeine, I need my Delusional MA Dairy fix.