Diary of a College Samurai

[new2bjj]

It's too bad that the old National Lampoon is not around, this series of articles would have been perfect for it.

[Shinkengata]

Day 40

Dear Diary,

I finally got Evil Slayer back. I felt my soul power drop 20 points in its absence. The hearing was ruled in my favor, since i was a Major of Japanese studies, and because i claimed that the sword was used as an experiment in social reaction. Their simplicity never ceases to amaze me. It's a good thing i am an honorable ronin, or this entire student body and staff would fall by my blade in a matter of hours.

I conducted the first 10 minutes of class outside today, because it was so nice out. I am now nursing a pretty nasty sunburn as a result, however..i had to move it inside after those first 10 minutes.

It has become a test of patience, endurance, and humility to live as a Samurai in the modern world. We are outnumbered, so we are no longer as vastly feared as before. The world's population has grown too large for us to slay easily, so i suspect this is the cause for the lack of fear.

I found the dorm room that houses my Ninja nemesis. As i stood there studying his vehicle, one of the jocks in the nearby field launched a football through the driver's side window. The Ninja immediately emerged from his dwelling, asking "what the fuck did you do to my vehicle, you pole-smoking fashion victim?"

Taking advantage of the art of deception, i informed him that i had broken the window with an Oni Kiai, and would do the same with him should he wish to engage me for it. He went inside to call the UPD like the coward he is...so i escaped before they arrived. I need to study techniques to counter the tasers first. I am not at all impressed with this Ninja, and i will destroy him in good time. I have contemplated doing what the cage fighting mongrels call "teabagging" to this particular young ninja. He could use the humbling experience, and i could use the ball-washing.

I offered to teach the UPD how to properly use their nightsticks, but they laughed. Such unenlightened fools they are. They will learn of their lack of training when they attempt to use their sticks on me and i take them away like toys from children. This will be all for now, Diary. I pray our paths cross again soon.

-Sephy-Poo(Astos Calls me that...it gives me butterflies)

[kungfujew]

Sephy-poo... I don't know if I'm gonna be able to eat lunch today.

[Ronin.74]

Yes the master has returned!!!

[Airman Kai]

heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy, sephie-poo...

That makes my pants jewels unhappy, but my smiling face happy.

[tiktok]

-Sephy-Poo(Astos Calls me that...it gives me butterflies)

Pure.
Fucking.
GOLD.

:bowdown:

[Tetsu_Anaguma]

Shikengata your threads are the most addictive thing on earth. Screw caffeine, I need my Delusional MA Dairy fix.

[Shadowstalker]

Shinkengata...I can't seem to PM people, which i've been trying to do, perhaps you know the reason for this. I mention this here because i've been trying to PM you. Hmm. Perhaps you have a messenger that will work adequately?

[Tetsu_Anaguma]

Shikengata your threads are the most addictive thing on earth. Screw caffeine, I need my Delusional MA Dairy fix.

the Diary would be nice too. (mmm Ninja cheese)

[Shinkengata]

Shinkengata...I can't seem to PM people, which i've been trying to do, perhaps you know the reason for this. I mention this here because i've been trying to PM you. Hmm. Perhaps you have a messenger that will work adequately?

yahoo messenger: oni_kud4k1
AIM: budo2003

[SuperGuido]

yahoo messenger: oni_kud4k1
AIM: budo2003

You

are

such

a

Ninja!

(Of course, with a name like "Satori", I can't really critique you...though mine stems more from Dave Lowry than Masaaki Hatsumi)

[colonelpong2]

All hail Shingenata! MORE! MORE! MORE!

[ginshun]

This tread needs a Ghost Dog reference.

[Gosai]

Excellent. I love your MA diaries Shinkengata.

Again, as a man using the name of a Japanese Emporer from the 1600's, I command thee to continue writing MA diaries unto eternity.

Also, as another said, far be it for me to give my ideas in on this as they would suck, but i'm rather amused with the possibility of him getting totally tooled in his Japanese History major as his knowledge most likely comes from anime.

That and to be informed that the Samurai class was officially abolished about 200 some years ago.

And now, I await your genius once more Shinkengata. Emporer Gosai has spoken!

[Ronin.74]

I've been at work for about an hour and I already am bored with nothing to do. Please Shin, Please a new entry would make the day go by a little faster.