Wing Chun sifu wins MMA championship?

[gregaquaman]

Fine I suppose I get to be Capoeira guy who gets bashed in one of the look at all the different fighters montage.
The allways pick on the Capoeira guy.

[Sri Hanuman]

Fine I suppose I get to be Capoeira guy who gets bashed in one of the look at all the different fighters montage.
The allways pick on the Capoeira guy.

Ok, but:

1. You have to dress like Eddie Gordo
2. You will be the stunt cock in the sex scenes

[gregaquaman]

[quote=Sri Hanuman;2390766]Ok, but:

1. You have to dress like Eddie Gordo
2. You will be the stunt cock in the sex scenes[/

strangely that is the two main requirements for paracticing Capoeira anyway so I am in

[Iainkelt]

If its gonna be anything like this Im coming to Texas....

YouTube- Van Damme Lionheart Pool Fightscene vs Fox (Uncut)

The matching singlets are a nice touch.

Being Scots/Irish myself (and looking the part with my hauntingly pale skin, red hair, short temper) I'd be happy to play Irish thug #2. I even have a kilt and everything...granted it represents the Scottish side of my family, but this isn't a movie made for the History Channel ya know. I was even in several college films, unfortunately not the porno kind.

I'd also like to work in some Best of the Best 2 references if possible. Unfortunately Chris Penn is dead but we might be able to get Eric Roberts or Ralf Moeller with the promise of a sandwich and a night with Russian girl #3.

[RaiderFunk]

[quote=gregaquaman;2390771]

Ok, but:

1. You have to dress like Eddie Gordo
2. You will be the stunt cock in the sex scenes[/

strangely that is the two main requirements for paracticing Capoeira anyway so I am in

ok....I know atleast 50 people who do capoeira....they had a huge class in Santa Cruz when I was in college. Let me just say...that is racist and I don't appreciate you supporting the stereotype. Mainly, because the shit is 100% TRUE!!! LOl....I love my homies...but the long hair and stunt cockery is 100% true!!! Get laid...grow long hair....dress like eddie gordo...matter of fact we used to call my boy Anthony, Eddie...he never got it.

[Sri Hanuman]

I think we all just grew a little.
Group hug!!!

[maofas]

That's only true past the age of 40 when they really "let themselves go." Not sure what part of Russia you've been handcuffed in, but if you're looking for a really good time, try robbing a female hair stylist.

You know I read the CMA forum on a whim the other day and came across one of your posts there. It was chock full of information, references, and links, and was totally on-topic and contributing to intelligent discussion.

I was fucking shocked!

Also, that hairstylist woman was only a yellowbelt btw. Imagine when she's a krotty bb! She'll be raping multiple attackers armed with knives.

[Sri Hanuman]

You know I read the CMA forum on a whim the other day and came across one of your posts there. It was chock full of information, references, and links, and was totally on-topic and contributing to intelligent discussion.

I was fucking shocked!

NO!!!!
Dude, don't read that !!!
That wasn't meant to be seen outside the CMA circle!!!
That wasn't me!!! That WASNT ME!!!

Also, that hairstylist woman was only a yellowbelt btw. Imagine when she's a krotty bb! She'll be raping multiple attackers armed with knives.

Dude, I know.
Wana go hold up a Russian liquor store and see what happens?

[maofas]

I might as well be married now. My days of robbing Russian stores in hopes of becoming some hot psycho chick's sexslave are over. :(

[Sri Hanuman]

I might as well be married now. My days of robbing Russian stores in hopes of becoming some hot psycho chick's sexslave are over. :(

It's never over until your genitals crumble off.
Come on, I'll buy you a draino, and we can find a nice hair stylist with an ass that won't quit. You'll be chained in that storage locker for years, guaranteed.

[FictionPimp]

OK, as the Hero's crusty old corner guy my crushed hand is not replaced by a wooden hand, it is replaced by a 14 inch rubber dildo. And the color of the dildo will change in different scenes. This also explains how I get the hot russian babe.

Think about the power of the scene where I'm waving my dildo hand in the face of the ready to quit hero and telling him to harden the fuck up! I mean this IS a bullshido moment.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[GettingLessFat]

Did anyone call being the evil play by play announcer who ignores all cheating and cheap shots?

[DPT]

Call Keith Mazza & Ask Him!

Why don't you just call Master Mazza on the phone and ask him about the competition and how further information can be found about it.

As a writer and lead editor for a website devoted solely to keeping tabs on local combat sport events I can honestly say I have no idea.

The only thing I can think of is that Kru Extreme (legally changed his first name to "Extreme") Locasta runs the Extreme Muay Thai Challenge. Perhaps he changed the name a little and tried his hand at an MMA promotion, but I definitely would have heard of it. I'd say more likely that someone made up an event that sounds remarkably like an established but not incredibly well attended event so people will go "I think I've heard of that."

Of course, I can't say that's it's made up since stuff has slipped by me, before. I'll look into it with my contacts if you tell Kurt to return my e-mails.

[Rexley]

Why don't you just call Master Mazza on the phone and ask him about the competition and how further information can be found about it.

If you've been reading the thread, you'll realize that everyone forgot about that in favor of a much more amusing topic.

Speaking of which: anybody volunteer for the role of brave reporter looking to expose the secret deadly underground kumite?

edit: wow, didn't realize this was a necro until after posting. Still, it's a shame nothing came of this movie. But maybe it's not too late!