Wing Chun sifu wins MMA championship?

[HereBeADragon]

wow bullshido may be accused of being the greatests larpers of all time if this were to happen.

[Uncle Skippy]

Fixed a few of your typos.

I am a movie star.

Well, I would be if security didn't keep escorting me off of movie sets.

SUUURRREEE... pick on the NAKED guy. Like the security guards have never seen a guy without pants smearing Jello on his ass before.

Don't knock it if you've never tried it!

[Sri Hanuman]

WE need to typecast this guy as the good guy coach.
YouTube- Scottish man shouts at TV shows

[Chili Pepper]

Is the part of "man in pub" cast yet? Because, I'd totally rock that.

I'm also available for "third man in elevator," "thumbs-up man" and "angsty man, tortured by his checkered past, but with an insouciance reminiscent of George Peppard in his prime."

[Sri Hanuman]

We still need a "starts slow clap in audience" guy.
YouTube- Not Another Teen Movie slow clap

[M1K3]

OK, as the Hero's crusty old corner guy my crushed hand is not replaced by a wooden hand, it is replaced by a 14 inch rubber dildo. And the color of the dildo will change in different scenes. This also explains how I get the hot russian babe.

Think about the power of the scene where I'm waving my dildo hand in the face of the ready to quit hero and telling him to harden the fuck up! I mean this IS a bullshido moment.

[Sri Hanuman]

This also explains how I get the hot russian babe.

At end of movie, she will turn out to be one of evil bad guys with sex change, infiltrating good guy camp to pass along info to Evil Guyovitch/Vladimir Putin camp.

[M1K3]

At end of movie, she will turn out to be one of evil bad guys with sex change, infiltrating good guy camp to pass along info to Evil Guyovitch/Vladimir Putin camp.

Doesn't matter, remember I'm a crusty old guy, I'll take what I can get.

[Sri Hanuman]

Like Coach Hoolahan from Dodgeball. (Or Blind Master from Balls of Fury.) I like it.

[maofas]

I hate to tell you this, but there's only a dozen or so Russian women in the world who aren't hideous and it's probably over our budget to find & fly one of them out here. We're going to have to settle for a random tall blonde who can affect a general all-purpose "European" accent.

[Sri Hanuman]

I hate to tell you this, but there's only a dozen or so Russian women in the world who aren't hideous and it's probably over our budget to find & fly one of them out here. We're going to have to settle for a random tall blonde who can affect a general all-purpose "European" accent.

That's only true past the age of 40 when they really "let themselves go."
Not sure what part of Russia you've been handcuffed in, but if you're looking for a really good time, try robbing a female hair stylist.

[Kambei Shimada]

If its gonna be anything like this Im coming to Texas....

YouTube- Van Damme Lionheart Pool Fightscene vs Fox (Uncut)

[baby_cart]

OK, as the Hero's crusty old corner guy my crushed hand is not replaced by a wooden hand, it is replaced by a 14 inch rubber dildo. And the color of the dildo will change in different scenes. This also explains how I get the hot russian babe.

Think about the power of the scene where I'm waving my dildo hand in the face of the ready to quit hero and telling him to harden the fuck up! I mean this IS a bullshido moment.

suggest to drop rubber and switch to gold or platinum. better yet titanium or adamantium. with retractable studs and spikes.

[SCENE]
(hero is sitting in the corner, dazed and in despair)
(corner guy whacks him in the face with the dildo):look at me boy! look at me! HARDEN THE FUCK UP! see this? be like this! aim for the top, man! and come out like a real man!

[SCENE]
(opponent's corner trash-talks the hero)
(corner man raises THAT other hand) UP YOURS! FAGGOTS!

feel free to add more!:biggrin:

[Sri Hanuman]

Booooourns.

This needs to be more like Dodgeball/Beerfest/Balls of Fury.

And we definitely need a vandamme/segal scene in style of Will Sasso.

[Sri Hanuman]

We will also need to do at least one scene from Orgasmo within the context of evil competition.