Originally posted by maofas
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Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!...er... Draaaaaaaaaagooooooooooooooo
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Aw dude, I always wanted to go to one of those, and be the evil Russian guy. They always have the best hot evil Russian chicks, at least in the beginning.
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No, srsly, if one of you sets up the super secret tux-money-waving-underground-kumite, I'm totally willing to be the evil Russian guy. I'll even take a super awesome dive (all twirly and dramatic) at the end of the 20 round fight. It will be epic.Comment
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I want to be the crusty old corner man who inspires the hero to win the fight with some heartfelt yet manly nugget of wisdom just as things look their darkest. I also to get to wonder off with on of the hot russian babes at the end.Comment
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Then I get to be the bad guy's trainer! We were rivals in our youth and I'm responsible for crushing your hand in a tournament bout (thus your wooden hand).Comment
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*sighOriginally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
If we're playing to racial stereotypes, Do I have to be the drunken Irish comic relief sidekick that gets beaten up/dies in the hero's arms just before the final showdown?
Oh no wait I'll be the old drunken bartender giving homily advice about the love interest and issuing dire warnings like 'You should never come back into town [insert hero's name here] that dirty Russian bastard [insert Sri's character's name here]'s still out for your blood after what happened five years ago'
Hmmm...this could really work.Comment
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Either way Sri Hanuman, you may have to kill me.Comment
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You mean "I'm responsible for crushing your hand after a Karate tournament. Or rather, I stepped to the side and you hit a car window."Originally posted by maofas View PostComment
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Can I be the guy who is hidden in the back of the crowd but isn't wearing any pants?
That guy always gets me.Comment
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No no, I crushed the good guy's crusty old trainer's hand back when we were young, try to keep up! Unless you also crushed my hand too later in life, which would be kind of ironic, and I guess I deserve it, so fine, but I get to have a nunchuck attachment for my prosthetic hook-hand..Originally posted by Mackan View PostComment
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Ok, seriously, let's do this. Anyone in the TX area next month, I have cheap digital cam.
WE can put Danbo to shame with shitty amature acting and shameless stereotypes. That, and I can finally do my mountainous spoof.Comment
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If it's going to be in TX shouldn't this really be part of the Mega TD proceedings? It might even rival Asia's Martial Arts Instructional from the Atlanta Mega.Comment
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During the chase scene I want to be one of the guys carrying a glass plate across the street (of course someone else will have to help me), later on in the same scene i'll be stacking up fruit at my fruit stand just before it gets destroyed!Comment
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During my death scene I want to be found by the hero lying badly beaten in my (trashed) bar and cough out to him '*Ack....[evil russian's name] came by with his goons...said[cough]not...to...said....I...was to....give you...a message....not[cough]...to...turn..up to the [cough]tournament........guess I won't be heading back home....to old Ireland after all *Ack.....beat him ..[insert hero's name].....Ack[cough] beat him for me ack[cough] [grabs hero's lapels and pulls him close eyes protrude with the force of his dying emotion] BEAT HIM FOR ME AND LITTLE TIMMY! hack [cough], [death rattle]'
It is the role I feel I was born to play.Comment
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I got the perfect stage name(s):
-Evil Guyovitch (thank you Venture Bros)
-Drago(Rocky Ripoff)vich Russianski vonIvanova (female last name meant as jab at hollywood's utter unfamiliarity with Russian names or accents)
-Vladimir Putin (thats right, Im going there)Comment
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