steven Seagal Says he's God, or sorta

[pokeroo]

Usually Seagal is unintelligible and delusional it seems. This time however, it appears Seagal was just trying to give an interview and share his beliefs, mainly about Buddhism, and the journalist was trying to twist these words to make Seagal to appear arrogant.

The journalist points out that many in the east see Steven Seagal as a reincarnation of a Lama, but Seagal points out that in buddhism everyone is understood to be divine in nature and thus we are all gods. The journalist then paraphrases by saying that Seagal said he's God.

Seagal does then go on with some crazy stuff about being born clairvoyant, and secretly able to teach his fans though facial expressions. Then the interview ends with what sounds like Seagal summarizing part of the Bodhisatva vows, which is also shown without any context.

I'm not a Steven Seagal fan, but hey, food for thought.

YouTube- Steven Seagal claims he`s "God" - Controversial Interview

[shelbydeth]

Everyone knows Chuck Norris is the real God.

[Rivington]

You know what to do if you see the Buddha walking down the street, right?

[Just Guess]

You know what to do if you see the Buddha walking down the street, right?

Shake his hand and thank him for all the good work he's done?

[Rivington]

Just don't grab his wrist!

[helmutlvx]

I can't wait for Steven Seagal to get "B-word" fat. His responses about Buddha will become instrinsically hilarious.

(Watch this if you don't know what B-word fat is.)
YouTube- Patton Oswalt on Fat People

[Emevas]

God is love
Love is blind
Ray Charles is blind
Therefore he is God
Therefore God exists
Therefore God is dead

[shelbydeth]

God is love
Love is blind
Ray Charles is blind
Therefore he is God
Therefore God exists
Therefore God is dead

You just broke my mind.

[jkdbuck76]

...and Jamie Fox is a false god. Emevas, you make sense, man.

[Uncle Skippy]

Steven Seagal is an anagram for "Satan Eel Vegs"

He is an evil, lazy eel.

[pokeroo]

Steven Seagal is an anagram for "Satan Eel Vegs"

He is an evil, lazy eel.

There was an episode of "Numbers" where "Sven Regal" a douchebag rich movie star gets diamonds stolen off his pony tail.

[daishi]

Skippy,
nice.

Rivington,
Is that something Seagal said? There is a saying "if you encounter Buddha on your path to enlightenment, cut him down" or something like that. As in, 'if you are so caught up in being buddhist that is fucks up your ability to be enlightened then you should cut that shit out'.....is that what you mean?

And yes, Seagal is a chode....and by that I mean the skin between your balls and your ass.

[pokeroo]

I've heard the expression "If you encounter [the buddha or god] kill him." For me the path to enlightenment is just that, a path. I don't know that Sidhartha actually meant that there is an end to such a path, though Budhist texts claim he did.

Now if we were to turn this into a Christian expression, I suppose it would be fair to say, "If you encounter Jesus on the road to salvation, betray him, imprison him, convict him, torture him, crucify him, and impale him with a spear." Doesn't have the same ring to it.

[battlefields]

God is dead.
-Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.
-God

[Arskanator]

Man I love the Benny Hillifier.

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=nkskuSXqUD0