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    Jennifer Aniston and the "Budokon"

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...Decker-23.html

    Well, I started reading this article because I remember thinking Jennifer Aniston was cute when Friends was on TV, and she still doesn't look too bad. But then I scrolled down and saw this.

    She has flown her personal trainer Mandy Ingber over to the island to help her get in shape.

    The pair see one another five times a week for punishing 80-minute gym routines that include yoga, martial arts and running.

    As well as power-walking twice a day, Miss Aniston is said to be a fan of Budokon - a martial art-based exercise
    So I thought, "Is that whitey for 'Budokan'"? So after some Google-fu I found this:

    http://www.budokon.com/

    The creator, Cameron Shane says this of his system (which looks like XMA)

    Originally posted by Cameron Shane
    Budokon is a living art. By that I mean it is the art of living. It is your waking and your sleeping, your walking and your sitting, your living and your dying. I cannot say that it is more special than any other art. In fact, it is not special at all. It is the practitioner who brings all that the art is, all that the art will ever be. Budokon is not about gaining ideas. There is nothing to gain from it. It is simply a way. Our way is the Zen way.
    I dunno where the fuck I'm going with this thread, I just find it fucking hilarious that this exists.

    And also just as funny that Jennifer Aniston still looks good.

    #2
    Bet I could kick her ass.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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      #3
      Originally posted by JKDChick View Post
      Bet I could kick her ass.
      I wish you would.

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        #4
        I did things to her ass when I was a teenager.






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          #5


          I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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            #6
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            Budokon is a living art. By that I mean it is the art of living. It is your waking and your sleeping, your walking and your sitting, your living and your dying. I cannot say that it is more special than any other art. In fact, it is not special at all. It is the practitioner who brings all that the art is, all that the art will ever be. Budokon is not about gaining ideas. There is nothing to gain from it. It is simply a way. Our way is the Zen way.
            I'm tempted to say :englishmo

            Well, he's definitely mastered the art of spouting crap and making it sound superficially profound.

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              #7
              MOAR lyk the Bootykon AMIRITE?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Chili Pepper View Post
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                I'm tempted to say :englishmo

                Well, he's definitely mastered the art of spouting crap and making it sound superficially profound.
                I'm tempted to agree with this.

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                  #9
                  Budokon...well nomen est omen like they use to say.:psyduck:

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                    #10
                    well, by seeing this DVD promo, Budokon seems like ashanta yoga mixed with kung fu.

                    YouTube- Budokon Strength & Balance DVD Promo


                    probably an excellent overall body workout, and a poor martial art. once again

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                      #11
                      im dutch, my government gave greece a lotta money for their shitty economy.
                      i hereby demand i get miss aniston (who is greek, or sorta at least) in my custody until greece has paid off its debts to mah country.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lebell View Post
                        im dutch, my government gave greece a lotta money for their shitty economy.
                        i hereby demand i get miss aniston (who is greek, or sorta at least) in my custody until greece has paid off its debts to mah country.
                        you are too tall to share her wardrobe
                        try one of the ugly WNBA horses, they are closer to your size

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                          #13
                          I have the BUDOKON dvd.
                          The guy who does the demos is in great shape, but is never seen without HEAVY eye shadow.

                          The routines are a mix of yoga, and cardio kick boxing. No more no less.
                          For what it is, it's a nice little workout. Not as nice as Rodney Yee's Burn Yoga.

                          p.s.
                          Jennifer Anniston is t3h hot.
                          =================
                          Kama Sutra blue belt.

                          Originally posted by Emevas
                          I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                          Originally posted by Rock Ape
                          Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                          Dipshit

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post
                            you are too tall to share her wardrobe
                            try one of the ugly WNBA horses, they are closer to your size
                            what is wnba?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Osaka peach View Post
                              probably an excellent overall body workout, and a poor martial art. once again
                              Where the hell is Billy Blanks when you need him?

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