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    #2
    I read the first pictures caption as Putin talking. It's funnier my way.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
    Originally posted by Devil
    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
    Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
    I <3 Battlefields...

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      #3
      www.childsplaycharity.org

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        #4
        The real story is here http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnew...rom-iran-.html

        ABC's Alexander Marquardt reports from Moscow:

        The leopard growled, flashed its teeth and lunged at the fence of its new enclosure at a national park in Russia’s near the southern city of Sochi.

        Standing on the other side of the fence was Russian prime minister, and animal lover, Vladimir Putin, who smiled broadly

        The rare Persian leopard is one of two that Iran recently gifted to Russia in exchange for two Amur, or Siberian, Tigers. Putin was on hand to open an enclosure for Russia’s new cats, the second of which was too ill to come out, according to Russia Today.

        Russia hopes to start a breeding program to revive the Persian Leopard population in the Caucasus region which has largely disappeared because of poaching and a shrinking habitat. At the same time, Iran is looking to re-introduce Amur tigers to the Islamic Republic, decades after they became extinct in the country.

        "Russian zoologists will manage the tigers' habitat here [in Iran] for five years and we will do the same for our leopards there," said the head of Iran’s environmental body, Mohammad Javad Mohammadizadeh, last month according to Agence-France Presse.

        Tough guy Putin is an unlikely environmentalist but has spearheaded efforts to protect Russia’s endangered tigers, famously shooting one on a monitoring trip in 2008 with a tranquilizer dart when it escaped. Russian TV later claimed he saved the visiting camera crew from a mauling.

        Last week Russia’s resident action man was up in the Arctic, fitting a massive sedated polar bear with an electronic collar and declaring, “he’s the real master of the Arctic.”

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          #5
          Q: How do you spell "Putin" ? A: "K.G.B."

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            #6
            Damn straight he is!

            http://english.pravda.ru/society/sto...42-putin_rap-0

            Can't make this stuff up!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mr. Machette View Post
              Can't make this stuff up!
              You can.
              But you will regret it.

              Ceiling Putin is watching you masturbate.
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              Kama Sutra blue belt.

              Originally posted by Emevas
              I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
              Originally posted by Rock Ape
              Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

              Dipshit

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                #8
                A friend of mine actually met person once.

                Said friend was an NYPD cop who'd been there and done that.

                He said he took one look in Putin's eyes and had no doubt that the Prime Minister had killed people with his own hands before.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
                  A friend of mine actually met person once.

                  Said friend was an NYPD cop who'd been there and done that.

                  He said he took one look in Putin's eyes and had no doubt that the Prime Minister had killed people with his own hands before.
                  He's a lot like a young, in-shape Dick Cheney.
                  And yes, every Christmas we do use him as the Krampus.
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                  Kama Sutra blue belt.

                  Originally posted by Emevas
                  I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                  Originally posted by Rock Ape
                  Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                  Dipshit

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
                    He said he took one look in Putin's eyes and had no doubt that the Prime Minister had killed people with his own hands before.
                    With his bear hands

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
                      He's a lot like a young, in-shape Dick Cheney.
                      And yes, every Christmas we do use him as the Krampus.
                      I'd plus rep you for referencing the Krampus if I could.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tom .C View Post
                        With his bear hands
                        Holy shit!

                        Putin's a Gurahl?!?

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                          #13
                          Polonium 210: The 41st technique in the gokyo.

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                            #14
                            You think Russia will invade Iran to liberate the country after Iran sent them one sick leopard?
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