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    Deadliest Warrior: The Game!!!

    Did you like the arbitrary tests and inane banter of the TV show "Deadliest Warrior"? Well now you can match history's greatest fighters in a poorly made and uninspired beat em up, coming soon!! Horay!!

    http://www.gametrailers.com/video/wa...-warrior/63623

    #2
    it looks.. just.. awful
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
    Spoiler:

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      #3
      Why must they ruin my guilty pleasure with a video game.

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        #4
        Do you get to play as the Taliban and the IRA like on the show?
        Dan Severn loves raping people.

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          #5
          Why do the graphics look like an arcade game from 1999?
          The fool thinks himself immortal,
          If he hold back from battle;
          But old age will grant him no truce,
          Even if spears spare him.

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            #6
            Well, that's fucking awesome. A video game is exactly the right place to put all that larptastic energy. Who doesn't want to play as a ninja stalking some viking or space warrior or some shit like that? Fucking awesome.
            Originally posted by Goju - joe
            being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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              #7
              That can't not be gay.

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                #8
                Originally posted by daishi View Post
                That can't not be gay.
                Ah, but you forget, homoeroticism is a boon for action games:



                Shirts, on the other hand, only get in the way.
                The fool thinks himself immortal,
                If he hold back from battle;
                But old age will grant him no truce,
                Even if spears spare him.

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                  #9
                  It'll be listed in XboX magazine's 2000 pennies section by year's end.

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                    #10
                    That show is so fucking bad that it's not even fun to watch from a camp POV.

                    If any of you watch that show, shame on you. You're actively killing your brain cells not even getting high in the process.

                    I'm not even trying to make anyone feel bad; I'm just concerned for you all and humanity in general. I wonder if there are worse shows on television; I assume there must be, but I can't imagine what they could be like to be worse.

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                      #11
                      The difference between the show and the game is that the show is part of your cable fee. Hmmmmm......which is the bigger rip-off?

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                        #12
                        Wow, a game about fighting made by those who have never fought.

                        Never mind, that probably covers most of them...

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                          #13
                          How is it that the guy with the machine gun doesn't always win?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Machette View Post
                            Wow, a game about fighting made by those who have never fought.

                            Never mind, that probably covers most of them...
                            And most of the other ones aren't going to be giant piles of ass like this. But hey, you draw inspiration from ass your gonna make ass I suppose.

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                              #15
                              It's a fighting game?

                              I'm calling it, Ninja/Samurai are top tier.

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