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    Appropriate defence against kangaroo?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...r-assault.html

    Now that's gotta hurt.

    So I'm wondering if anyone has had a run in with a wild animal and come out on top?

    #2
    I was going to recommend wearing clown makeup, but apparently that doesn't work.

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      #3
      Resistance is futile
      "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
      Spoiler:

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        #4
        perhaps cat-fu?

        "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
        Spoiler:

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          #5
          Just goes to show: even the non-human species know boxing is effective. ;)

          People would laugh when I chose Roger in Tekken 2.

          Now I feel vindicated, I tell you.

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            #6
            Chi Sao?
            Soon-to-be BJJ sandbagger?

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              #7
              The trick is to avoid places where kangaroos hang out, mainly country roads at night.
              "Boxing is the art of hitting an opponent from the furthest distance away, exposing the least amount of your body while getting into position to punch with maximum leverage and not getting hit."
              Kenny Weldon

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                #8
                Simple anti-crapple techniques are effective against a kangaroo's fistic onslaught. Eye gouges, nipple cripples, scrotum grabs and the like.

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                  #9
                  YouTube- Boxing Kangaroo Vs World Heavyweight Champion
                  Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sainthamish View Post
                    Simple anti-crapple techniques are effective against a kangaroo's fistic onslaught. Eye gouges, nipple cripples, scrotum grabs and the like.
                    Wristlock?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
                      Wristlock?

                      Now your being silly.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by sainthamish View Post
                        Now your being silly.
                        Yeh, sorry.

                        360 tornado kick? That way you can catch it if it jumps.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
                          Yeh, sorry.

                          360 tornado kick? That way you can catch it if it jumps.

                          Ahhhhhh, the old 360 tornado kick. Yes, I believe that would work.

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                            #14
                            So all those years at the Nka will pay off, if attacked at night, in the middle of the road...sweet.

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                              #15
                              Triangle Choke?

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