Appropriate defence against kangaroo?

[snakey12]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...r-assault.html

Now that's gotta hurt.

So I'm wondering if anyone has had a run in with a wild animal and come out on top?

[Cannon_6]

I was going to recommend wearing clown makeup, but apparently that doesn't work.

[MMAMickey]

Resistance is futile

[MMAMickey]

perhaps cat-fu?

[mdf2]

Just goes to show: even the non-human species know boxing is effective. ;)

People would laugh when I chose Roger in Tekken 2.

Now I feel vindicated, I tell you.

[marcusdbrutus]

Chi Sao?

[Sang]

The trick is to avoid places where kangaroos hang out, mainly country roads at night.

[SaintHamish]

Simple anti-crapple techniques are effective against a kangaroo's fistic onslaught. Eye gouges, nipple cripples, scrotum grabs and the like.

[Holy Moment]

YouTube- Boxing Kangaroo Vs World Heavyweight Champion

[Larus marinus]

Simple anti-crapple techniques are effective against a kangaroo's fistic onslaught. Eye gouges, nipple cripples, scrotum grabs and the like.

Wristlock?

[SaintHamish]

Wristlock?

Now your being silly.

[Larus marinus]

Now your being silly.

Yeh, sorry.

360 tornado kick? That way you can catch it if it jumps.

[SaintHamish]

Yeh, sorry.

360 tornado kick? That way you can catch it if it jumps.

Ahhhhhh, the old 360 tornado kick. Yes, I believe that would work.

[evol1349]

So all those years at the Nka will pay off, if attacked at night, in the middle of the road...sweet.

[Jcbal93]

Triangle Choke?