Against All Odds: DTT Gong Sau

[King Sleepless]

ATTN: ALL MEMBERS OF BULLSHIDO

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME. A KNOWN PRACTITIONER OF BULLSHIT HAS FINALLY BEEN COERCED INTO ATTENDING A BATTLE. LEAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEARNED BEHIND, AS ONE MAN AND ONE HIPPY WHO WEARS A TOPKNOT COME TO A HEAD TO FIGHT OFF THE YEARS OF FRUSTRATION AND EMBARRASSMENT EACH HARBOR WITHIN THE HUSK OF WHAT FORMERLY WAS A BODY. NOTE THE PAST TENSE VERB, WAS, BECAUSE THESE TWO HAVE HARDENED THEIR BODIES INTO POWERFUL VESSELS OF DESTRUCTION. AND BY THESE TWO, I MEAN MY FISTS. DR. CHUN CHUN STILL PLAYS IN HIS GARAGE WITH HIS TWO BUDDIES THAT HE CHARGES MONEY TO TEACH HIS DRAGONSHIT.

So anyway, this is going down for those who don't want to filter through that other thread, and trust me, I missed out on like 50% of that too, so no big deal.


When: Feb. 21st, 2010.
Where: PM theotherserge for deatils, but it's going to be in Oakland.
Who: Sirc vs. Dr. Chun Chun.



Promotional Poster

[King Sleepless]

Oh and Dr. chun Chun, if you're so concerned about he eye gouges/elbow thing.

I'll tell you what, I'll restrict my usage of elbows and front kicks, ok?

[lionknight]

Great, so now we are going to have two mega threads about the same thing?

[battlefields]

Is that dragon giving itself head? And if so, what's wrong with its dick?

[ADM]

I think it's a wasp killing a dragon ... a big big big wasp.

I suppose we did need 2 threads since everyone was asking what time, where, etc in the other one.

[King Sleepless]

Great, so now we are going to have two mega threads about the same thing?

It's official now, any additions or notes are now at the front page, post #1. This is a placeholder thread until the video comes out.

[Permalost]

That promotional poster kicks ass.

[King Sleepless]

That promotional poster kicks ass.

The bee is my right fist and the dragon is my left. The mountains are my legs and the sky is my limitations.

Dr. chun chun should really come out with one for himself.

[XXIV]

Why does your right fist stab your left one in the neck?

[King Sleepless]

Why does your right fist stab your left one in the neck?

Completion of the circle of absolute.

Speaking of fists, who's name is going on my left fist?

I've got:

Omega
Coffeefan
Cy Q. Faunce
JonnyCache

These are all people who have donated to my cause and will support my fist as they become the foundation of which my thunderous cause is sent to the face of Dr. Chun Chun.

[CharlieWoopAss2]

My fists are named thunder and lighting.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

I'll paypal you ten bucks if you fight him using Crab Kung Fu.
It worked when I fought Dagon, and he's a chunner.

[King Sleepless]

You know, Chun chun, you and I are hardly different in our approach to fighting, but at the same time, incredibly apart.

You believe in your convoluted bullshit of an art named Wing Chun. You train via videos and have a core belief that what you've been doing is the right thing. You give your speeches, your failed logic, your paragraph after paragraph of what flirts with reality and you expect us to take your word as truth. You are in a community of science here. A community that pressure tests and uses constants and known values. You will know the meaning of this.

And in the same manner, I believe in my Judo. I believe in my SAMBO. I believe in my TKD. I believe in my Arts. But I don't have to excuse them with failed logic. I don't have to excuse them with novels. I only have to show what they have done in the real world. I believe that it'll carry me through. That the foundation of all those people who have supported me in the past will carry my fist through your stupid head and drop the weight of the earth on your body and bring me my victory I deserve.

Where we differ is where I will shine.

[theotherserge]

This is an awesome thread. DTT! Represent!! Hear the call! Here's to a good, sporty-boner fight!!

I'll substutite a TD for my regular 11am class if enough people are interested. Post or pm me. Actually, post here. Post hella-ridiculous crap as that is always amusing fail for me to read.

LOLz

[King Sleepless]

Gabe Ruediger wants to come watch this, so he might show up for the throwdown to own a bunch of bitches.