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    Any non gay grapplers here?

    So, today I'm going to Belgrade and my friend who lives there invited me to his Judo class.The only problem is, he warned me that there are some non gay guys in his gym.

    I have heard that some top grapplers are hetero, but I personally never met one.It seems to be normal in western countries, but here we are an exclusive gay community.

    Did any one of you ever rolled with a hetero guy? Any thoughts on how should I handle it if the instructor pairs me up with a straight guy?

    #2
    Bugger him anyway. They're all gay for pay. Top him.

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      #3
      Kill yourself :seppuku:

      Infraction for posting this.

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        #4
        Damnz it.

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          #5
          This is actually pretty funny. Total opposite of what I expected when I clicked.

          7/10.

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            #6
            I hope that this infraction doesn't hinder my ability to be a productive member of our beloved forum.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Nefron View Post
              I hope that this infraction doesn't hinder my ability to be a productive member of our beloved forum.
              Where did you post this originally? I'm guessing the JMA forum, judging by Plasma's irritibility. YMAS or Trollshido would have been fine for future reference. That's where joke threads belong.
              Shut the hell up and train.

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                #8
                It was amazingly funny though.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by jnp View Post
                  Where did you post this originally? I'm guessing the JMA forum, judging by Plasma's irritibility. YMAS or Trollshido would have been fine for future reference. That's where joke threads belong.
                  Actually it was YMAS (I think), I wasn't the only one who took offense because it was Trollshido'd seconds after the infraction, even before I requested it.

                  I felt this 'joke thread' crossed the line as it wasn't a 'lol grappling is gay' but something that very well could of taken seriously but visitors of the site. In fact I didn't take it as a joke thread at all on first read but I may of over-reacted as I been dealing with some retarded bigot issue regarding a gay coworker.

                  Edit: I asked Kagan to remove the infraction as looking back at this I feel I over-reacted.
                  Last edited by plasma; 1/13/2010 7:05am, .

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                    #10
                    Borat's thread?

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                      #11
                      lol, nice thread, and good luck finding more hetro grapplers to work with

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tom .C View Post
                        Borat's thread?
                        Correction: Bruno's Thread?
                        Originally posted by Nicko1
                        A warrior is not just a person who fights. A true warrior is a scholar, artist, philosopher, fierece combatant, child molester and a spiritual / wise person.

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                          #13
                          I once went to a BJJ tournament and lost after the first match, it was horrible.

                          The big hairy brazillian guy with a sexy accent went for my penis, i was so happy that he was that confident, kind of brash, but confident, so i thrust my hips forward but he grabbed me by the legs and i fell, my coach said that he was doing a "single leg takedown" while i was expected him to give me a Blow job, it hurt falling but i love rough guys, makes me feel submissive.

                          He didnt want to stay between my legs, and kept trying to pass it and get on top of me like i was supposed to give him a blowjob now, I DO NOT DO ASS TO MOUTH.

                          He was also very rough on my jacket and there was a tear, i was soooo upset and felt really bad for myself, it was my favourite Dolce and Gabbana jacket which i had orderd it straight from Milan.

                          That bastard actually tried to hurt my and pull my arm off, he did like an armbar and was dry humping my elbow, i didnt like it, what kind of weird sado-masochistic fetish did he have, he should go back to brazil and watch shemale fart porn or something, OH MY GOD that was a terrible experience and i am crying as i type.

                          Then i went home and i cried and cried over my D&G jacket, ate a tub of icecream and called my boyfriends, they said we should all go have some beer at the gay bar, and after drinking a bit too much i gave a random guy a blowjob in the bathroom, i am such a slut, teeheehee.

                          So i advice to you munchkins, stay away from those non-gay grapplers, i never know what they want, why do they roll with other men and then feel weird and walk away when i start enjoying it.
                          Last edited by honest_truth; 1/13/2010 11:09am, .

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                            #14
                            yeah you fucked it with the ending, its like in american made movies where they do a "twist" at the end, and then pause and explain what just happened. its painful. dont do it. nice joke otherwise.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Alex View Post
                              yeah you fucked it with the ending, its like in american made movies where they do a "twist" at the end, and then pause and explain what just happened. its painful. dont do it. nice joke otherwise.
                              edited it for less pain and more enjoyment

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