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    most amazing mma conversation evar

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5751467/

    my coach found this. apparently, the exact same thing happens to him every week, more so after ufc events.

    hell, it's happened to me before.

    everything but the 2 year staph part. that's jsut disgusting.

    #2
    lol win
    Originally posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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      #3
      "I thank fucking creation you will spare me your 5 year old yellow belt rage."
      fucking lulz

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        #4
        I lost it completely at "I do not bathe". Great find on the part of your coach.

        As a matter of interest, is it common for guys to come in and be all like "WILL U LEARN ME UFC DUDE???"?

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          #5
          That's the best thing I've seen all day. Mind you I've had my head buried in a text book for most of the day, but still.

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            #6
            Brilliant.

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              #7
              I want to just cut and paste all my favorite megathreads into this website. Brilliant skit.
              It seems to me that the Sanjuriu Martial Art is not in guestion, but, rather the character of Mr. Galt.
              -AkidoMom

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                #8
                Classic. Good find.

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                  #9
                  One of the guy's from our place has been e-mailing this to everyone. It's funny because it's so true.

                  We see one of these types about every two weeks.
                  Shut the hell up and train.

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                    #10
                    Could someone repost? The link is blocked where I work.
                    =================
                    Kama Sutra blue belt.

                    Originally posted by Emevas
                    I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                    Originally posted by Rock Ape
                    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                    Dipshit

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                      #11
                      OMG! That is by far the most awesome thing I've seen this morning.

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                        #12
                        It's funny because it's sad. And it's sad because it's true.

                        Why are people so dumb sometimes??
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                          #13
                          That made my fucking day

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                            #14
                            I need a water proof - coffee proof keyboard!
                            Hilarious.

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                              #15
                              haha, i overhear this convo all the time.
                              There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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