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    I am a total badass...

    ...let me pull out my wallet and show you my C.A.G.E. card.



    http://www.thecagecard.com/

    If you want to be as badass as me, all you need is $4.95 + $4.95 S&H and a major credit card.

    Rudy Reyes > Bear Grylls

    #2
    Originally posted by 3 Wise Guys View Post
    ...let me pull out my wallet and show you my C.A.G.E. card.



    http://www.thecagecard.com/

    If you want to be as badass as me, all you need is $4.95 + $4.95 S&H and a major credit card.
    Was use is that anyway? Showing that to people will only get you into MORE fights because everybody will want to test your mettle :sad3:

    a belt's (or cage card) purpose is only to hold a pair of pants in place. I think that's from Bruce Lee, the original bullshido investigator :hello2:

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      #3
      Originally posted by Osaka peach View Post
      a belt's (or cage card) purpose is only to hold a pair of pants in place.
      Of those two options, I think I'd rather use a belt.
      Check out the Bullshido.net Western Martial Arts Forum for all things Western, martial and arty.

      Bartitsu: the Gentlemanly Art of Self Defence (est. 1899)

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        #4


        is that really the back of the card? if so, fucking aweosme.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Suprore View Post


          is that really the back of the card? if so, fucking aweosme.
          since belts doesn't impress anybody anymore, let's come up with something so much more badass (ahem, that was sarcasm) :happy3:

          looks like something grade school boys would show off

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            #6
            Originally posted by Osaka peach View Post
            since belts doesn't impress anybody anymore, let's come up with something so much more badass (ahem, that was sarcasm) :happy3:

            looks like something grade school boys would show off
            What's the point in having a card at that age if it doesn't enable you to buy booze and smokes?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
              What's the point in having a card at that age if it doesn't enable you to buy booze and smokes?
              to prove you're the MAN, I guess :listen:

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                #8
                yeah its just fluff

                but one day i plan to have a gym/martial art school. And for the membership card i do plan to have it look badass or distinctive looking.

                But seriously that card is gonna get some larpers hurt.

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                  #9
                  do we collect cage cards like baseball cards then show them off to other people?

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                    #10
                    I think we make decks and battle them. Osoto! I choose you!

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                      #11
                      "The C.A.G.E. card can inform an aggressor that you possess superior knowledge in the fighting arts and that they should think twice about confronting you."

                      Before you attack me, allow me to show you my awesome card dude!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by steve999 View Post
                        "The C.A.G.E. card can inform an aggressor that you possess superior knowledge in the fighting arts and that they should think twice about confronting you."

                        Before you attack me, allow me to show you my awesome card dude!
                        YouTube- credit card vs knife

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Osaka peach View Post
                          Was use is that anyway? Showing that to people will only get you into MORE fights because everybody will want to test your mettle :sad3:

                          a belt's (or cage card) purpose is only to hold a pair of pants in place. I think that's from Bruce Lee, the original bullshido investigator :hello2:
                          Your sarcasm detector appears to be broken.

                          Bruce Lee never investigated any Bullshido as far as I know, rather he espoused training in an alive manner.
                          Shut the hell up and train.

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                            #14
                            Now all you need is one of these:

                            Your card can't do much more than get you a beating. With this you can get shot . . . by cops! I guess what it comes down to is this: are you the kind of guy who does things halfway?
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                              #15
                              And expert in striking AND boxing?
                              ...takedowns AND judo?

                              Hmm...
                              We could make ones that say T3h_d34dly AND t3h_r34l _ing __un.
                              Paddy-cake AND chainpunching...
                              ninj4 AND LARPing

                              Or just the usual "combat cuddling", "Hitting people with the planet", etc... If you wanted to be 1/2 serious.

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