Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[judoka_uk]

http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress...seagal-part-1/

"Ladies, gentleman, hermaphrodites, mongoloids, midgets and the Welsh"

Lol!

[Larus marinus]

Have we had idle speculation as to the nature of Seagal's alleged 'unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal' yet (considering where we are, I suppose so)?

[Hiro Protagonist]

Still, however you put it, I cannot deny that "Glimmer Man" is one of my favorite action movies of all time.

[Larus marinus]

Still, however you put it, I cannot deny that "Glimmer Man" is one of my favorite action movies of all time.

[DarkPhoenix]

That's not a bad deal. My favourites were Under Siege, because there were real actors in it, and Erika Eleniak's tits were nice, and Marked for Death.

[bobyclumsyninja]

"The Ridiculousness of Steven Seagal"

Haters gonna hate.

Na, it's a good read.

http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress...seagal-part-1/
http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress...seagal-part-2/

that was an incredible read. He's even more of a douche than I thought.

[Larus marinus]

In his defence, here's a rider for his band. Not really that douchey in its demands at all.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/ev...be-band?page=6

If anyone was going to demand 20lbs of M+Ms with all the brown ones removed, a dressing room adorned with endangered plantlife, no plates or silverware less than 200 years old or something to eat after like a camel stuffed with a lamb, stuffed with chickens, stuffed with eggs, I'd have expected it from Seagal.

btw, was it someone on here who said that 'Thunderbox' (the name of his band) is military slang for the waste receptacle in a chemical toilet? I read something along those lines somewhere...

[Azatdawn]

If anyone was going to demand 20lbs of M+Ms with all the brown ones removed

There's a reason why this is done which isn't douchey at all, actually. It's often a security check.

[Larus marinus]

There's a reason why this is done which isn't douchey at all, actually. It's often a security check.

How so? To check how diligent the venue staff are, or something?

[Permalost]

How so? To check how diligent the venue staff are, or something?

Big rock stage shows have a lot of details that have to be right, because you've got pyrotechnics, huge displays, giant aplifiers and many, many bystanders crammed together. Things have to be properly anchored, supported etc, and everything has to come together just right for some of the epic rock shows planned. Adding "no brown M&Ms" to a list is a way to test if all of your requests were actually read and executed properly.

[W. Rabbit]

Del Preston is an expert in venues, brown M&M's, Ozzy, and beating shopkeepers (and their sons) to death.

[ermghoti]

Big rock stage shows have a lot of details that have to be right, because you've got pyrotechnics, huge displays, giant aplifiers and many, many bystanders crammed together. Things have to be properly anchored, supported etc, and everything has to come together just right for some of the epic rock shows planned. Adding "no brown M&Ms" to a list is a way to test if all of your requests were actually read and executed properly.

As you probably know, the MnMs thing came from Van Halen's rider, and the same promoter that ignored the MnMs also set up VH's massive staging on a parquet floor, causing $25k in damage to the venue. Oopsie!

[Azatdawn]

Big rock stage shows have a lot of details that have to be right, because you've got pyrotechnics, huge displays, giant aplifiers and many, many bystanders crammed together. Things have to be properly anchored, supported etc, and everything has to come together just right for some of the epic rock shows planned. Adding "no brown M&Ms" to a list is a way to test if all of your requests were actually read and executed properly.

Thanks, dude. I was too lazy to type all that.

[Permalost]

Have we had idle speculation as to the nature of Seagal's alleged 'unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal' yet (considering where we are, I suppose so)?

I'll start: lactating ranch dressing

[bobyclumsyninja]

In his defence, here's a rider for his band. Not really that douchey in its demands at all.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/ev...be-band?page=6

lol "1 X boombox"...to really kick the jams.