Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[Jazzman]

Shhhhhhhhh you might want to stop. You are slowly edging toward the precipice of speaking beyond your knowledge of Martial Arts.

Uh uh , this one is already in free-fall , maybe he'll remember where the ripcord is , but then again maybe he won't.

WaddaI know thought , I'm old and senile , time to toddle off for my Geritol , a Toddy and a nap.

[Kenpo Kid]

Hello there Mr. Jazzman. Your demeanor, tone and choice of words are the true embarrassment here and to the martial arts. You may wear a black belt around your waist but your character sure has missed the bus. Your instructor failed you.
Anyway, to end here on a good note, I hope for the best in terms of your knee injury and in time hopefully you can resume training.

[Petter]

Hello there Mr. Jazzman. Your demeanor, tone and choice of words are the true embarrassment here and to the martial arts. You may wear a black belt around your waist but your character sure has missed the bus. Your instructor failed you.

People who think that martial arts instructors are there to teach manners are tremendously embarrassing.

[It is Fake]

Hello there Mr. Jazzman. Your demeanor, tone and choice of words are the true embarrassment here and to the martial arts. You may wear a black belt around your waist but your character sure has missed the bus. Your instructor failed you.
Anyway, to end here on a good note, I hope for the best in terms of your knee injury and in time hopefully you can resume training.

Precipice:


You:

[Larus marinus]

People who think that martial arts instructors are there to teach manners are tremendously embarrassing.

Indeed. Martial arts instructors are there to invent new front kicks and then teach them to martial sportists for use in the cage...

[Jazzman]

Hello there Mr. Jazzman. Your demeanor, tone and choice of words are the true embarrassment here and to the martial arts. You may wear a black belt around your waist but your character sure has missed the bus. Your instructor failed you.
Anyway, to end here on a good note, I hope for the best in terms of your knee injury and in time hopefully you can resume training.

What makes you think that I quit training just because of a knee ,hhhmmmJunior? Tell you what , here's a nice fluffy towel , go dry that torrent of fluid behind your aural appendages , here's a stool do you think you can climb down off that big old horsey all by yourself.

And "failed" me , pullllleeeeaaasssse , cause *you* would have gotten taken on the mat for a chin check and an attitude adjustment.

And since I mentioned *that* you're of course gonna whip out your e-penis and tell me how you're gonna whip my ass , squeeze my Canary to death , piss in my fish tank and impregnate my dog.......that's the usual course of action followed by those of your ilk. So just don't muss my hair , might beware though the fish are Cichlids , they're carnivorous and jump at small dangling things.

[Jazzman]

Manners 'eh . like the 'good manners' exhibited by coming yapping into a thread like a know-it-all bearing the Godly Book of The Martial Arts.........like those 'good manners' , like pontificating to a whole forum full of folks who were practicing that front kick while you were still crapping orange......like those good manners?

Kid , learn a life lesson here , arrogance in general is *not* " good manners" , furthermore arrogance in such a forum as this is tolerated on a limited basis and only from those who *have reason* to be arrogant , and in general *those* individuals are quite pragmatic about these issues and their own abilities.

And in the last analysis just the way you came back is indicative of the accuracy of my statements as regards *you* as an individual. You're at that point where the world is your Oyster.............until it's not.

[It is Fake]

People who think that martial arts instructors are there to teach manners are tremendously embarrassing.

Okay we will disagree on the embarrassment and thinking. If that is what you are looking for that is fine. The real embarrassment is thinking everyone has to follow that criteria and if they don't they are automatically a failure.

[Jazzman]

Okay we will disagree on the embarrassment and thinking. If that is what you are looking for that is fine. The real embarrassment is thinking everyone has to follow that criteria and if they don't they are automatically a failure.

Exactly , a strange corollary aspect being the analogy that can be made referencing religion , the various disciples espousing the " One True System" are in essence no different from those who advocate whichever ' One True Church" , it's all just proselytising.

[Kenpo Kid]

Okay there Mr. Jazzman, maybe you should go have some prunes and oatmeal, maybe you'll feel better in the morning. To put it in terms that YOU can understand, "Blow it out your @$$" :-)

[Jazzman]

Okay there Mr. Jazzman, maybe you should go have some prunes and oatmeal, maybe you'll feel better in the morning. To put it in terms that YOU can understand, "Blow it out your @$$" :-)

Ahhh , isn't that cute , I hit a nerve and you squeal so sweet , did anyone ever tell you that ya got a purty mouth , lookey ovar hereby boy , see this nice log...... ah but ma sa c'est fou , but tite' bete , you a pas d'espit , t'es trop grand pour tes cullottes , 'eh 'tite chatte.

So are we done yet , or do you have a wish to drool rabid toxic foam upon your keyboard , I mean really I haven't broken out the creative stuff as of yet , you on the other hand.....well it rather seems that a creative insult or indeed just a mere creative or original thought would have an ardous journey across the desolate recesses of your mind to reach the light of day.

Much luck in your training , do go and crosstrain in other disciplines though , it will prove to be highly beneficial.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Hello there Mr. Jazzman. Your demeanor, tone and choice of words are totally appropriate for this thread.

Very astute observation. Glad you came around.

[Larus marinus]

So... KK, Jazzman - you guys decided whose kempo is best yet?

[Kenpo Kid]

Ah yes, Burt Reynolds in "Deliverance", that was a good one there Mr. Jazzman and you certainly have an artistic way with words. And please do break out with your creative stuff, I'm actually starting to like you now :-) As far as your previous post when you stated that I'd probably want to meet you somewhere and fight, well, that's not my style but that does show me that you enjoy pissing people off here as you indicated that that's how others have responded to your comments. Anyway,that's cool, I'm up for some virtual sparring. So let's see if the "kid" here has you pegged: You grew up in the sixties, smoked more than your share of dope, and you love Jane Fonda. What say you there Mr. Jazz?

[Kenpo Kid]

My Kenpo is better of course, the Jazz knows that as well :-)