Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[Sri Hanuman]

Hmmm, an Uwe Boll movie...should I even...

Honestly, this is the only time you should.
And this is coming from someone who saw Uwe rape movie franchises in the past.
In this movie, he totally rips on himself. You have to see it to appreciate the funny.
Give you a hint, it involves nazi sympathizing, and inappropriate boners.

[TEA]

I want to know what is up with the shout outs from Silva and now Machida to Seagull for teaching them how to do a front kick. Really? Aikido has better front kicks than Muay Thai or Shotokan? Really? Are they trolling us? I noticed Seagull in Machida's entourage before the fight, but the shout out to Seagull for the KTFO of Couture caught me flat footed.

[babymanko]

Aikido is not a joke, learn it properly and it can save your life.

[Sri Hanuman]

We've confirmed as much at the San Antonio throwdown. Those Aikido kicks are some serious shit.

[Colin]

Well, Aikido or no Aikido, it's entirely plausible (though unlikely) that Seagull Steve has a unique way of doing a front kick that has improved both Anderson Silva and Machida's front kicks.

Just sayin..

[Tranquil Suit]

Well, Aikido or no Aikido, it's entirely plausible (though unlikely) that Seagull Steve has a unique way of doing a front kick that has improved both Anderson Silva and Machida's front kicks.

Just sayin..

Get Out

[Sri Hanuman]

I'd love to see evidence of Segali-Lama still being able to kick above knee level.

[Colin]

[Sri Hanuman]

In Thailand, that will cost you 2,000BHT.

[Colin]

If you wait till the end of the night, you don't have to pay the bar tariff, and you can get it for 15-1600.

[Sri Hanuman]

If you wait till the end of the night, you don't have to pay the bar tariff, and you can get it for 15-1600.

Dude, they NEVER let you not pay their bar tab.
That's like, bad business practice.

[DCS]

Well, Aikido or no Aikido, it's entirely plausible (though unlikely) that Seagull Steve has a unique way of doing a front kick that has improved both Anderson Silva and Machida's front kicks.

Just sayin..

Yeah...

[bobyclumsyninja]

I'd love to see evidence of Segali-Lama still being able to kick above knee level.

is it me...or is he trying to look like old fat Elvis???

[W. Rabbit]

is it me...or is he trying to look like old fat Elvis???

Did Elvis really ever get old, though?

I think it's more properly middle-aged fat Elvis.

[Tranquil Suit]

Semantics. Also, the obesity made him old.