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    I hold no respect for the man and he is a tarnish to the martial art that he supports.

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      Originally posted by Iainkelt View Post
      So is he as tough as Gene Lebell? No.
      To be fair.. who is?

      That being said,
      Seagal's shenanigans and skullduggery seems pretty obvious at this point in the thread.

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        Originally posted by MSgtPorkins View Post


        I hold no respect for the man and he is a tarnish to the martial art that he supports.
        So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?

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          Is he a real cop

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            Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
            I'm paranoid. They're not going to get a cupcheck in on me. The attempts would be looked unfavorably upon, though.

            I'm off to play....here's how I like my lead.



            This was from a small gig in Boston, near the TD Banknorth Garden (I hate that name), at McGann's. Real low key affair, but the music still has to have some bite.

            p.s. that guitar was less than $250. You can't buy your way out of suck.
            That was awesome guitar Bobby.

            Like most of us, you piss all over Steven Seagal, but you do it from a far greater height than me!

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              Originally posted by datdamnmachine View Post
              So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?
              Not sure about the Segal sequence, but the kids getting shot is Uwe Boll's take on Postal.
              Not a bad one, considering who the director is. To give you some idea, the movie starts out with a major 9/11 joke.

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                Originally posted by datdamnmachine View Post
                So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?
                I remember seeing the children shooting scene somewhere and I can't remember where. Whoever made this gif used some decent editing. I just used it to show how he mainly treats people in general.

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                  Sigh*

                  This movie.

                  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

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                    Originally posted by datdamnmachine View Post
                    So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?
                    Originally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
                    Sorry...I didn't see your post when I posted. That's the movie I saw it in.

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                      Originally posted by SonofSpiridonov View Post
                      , Chuck Norris (BJJ),

                      Uh uh...Tang Soo Do originally.

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                        Just realized this is a perfect place for my research on Steven Seagal.

                        One time in college I had an assignment to come up with a testable hypothesis (true or false), so I chose my hypothesis to be:
                        "Hypothesis: Steven Seagal movies will tend to have either 3 word OR 3 syllable titles".
                        Then, I set about collecting titles to test my theory.

                        Now first, sit down because this is going to blow your mind.

                        My theory tested correct. 80%+ of all Steven Seagal titles follow this pattern. And, the pattern has continued since I left college, with a slight drop (from 100% in 1994 to just over 80%).

                        2010 Machete (3 syllables!)
                        Rogelio Torrez

                        2009 A Dangerous Man (video) (3 words!)
                        Shane Daniels

                        2009/I The Keeper (3 syllables!)
                        Roland

                        2009 Driven to Kill (video) (3 words!)
                        Ruslan

                        2009 Against the Dark (video) (3 words!)
                        Tao

                        2008 The Onion Movie (3 words!)
                        Cock Puncher

                        2008 Pistol Whipped (video) (3 syllables!)
                        Matt Conlin

                        2007 Flight of Fury (video) (3 words!)
                        John Sands

                        2006 Attack Force (video) (3 syllables!)
                        Cmdr. Marshall Lawson

                        2006 Shadow Man (video) (3 syllables!)
                        Jack Foster

                        2006 Mercenary for Justice (video) (3 words!)
                        John Seeger

                        2005 Today You Die (video) (3 words!)
                        Harlan Banks

                        2005 Into the Sun (3 words!)
                        Travis Hunter

                        2004 Out of Reach (video) (3 words!)
                        William Lansing

                        2004 Clementine (3 syllables!)
                        Jack Miller

                        2002 Half Past Dead (3 words!)
                        Sasha Petrosevitch

                        2001 Exit Wounds (3 syllables!)
                        Orin Boyd

                        1997 Fire Down Below (3 words!)
                        Jack Taggart

                        1996 The Glimmer Man (3 words!)
                        Lt. Jack Cole

                        1995 Under Siege 2 (3 words!)
                        Casey Ryback

                        1994 On Deadly Ground (3 words!)
                        Forrest Taft

                        1992 Under Siege (3 syllables!)
                        Casey Ryback

                        1991 Out for Justice (3 words!)
                        Det. Gino Felino

                        1990 Marked for Death (3 words!)
                        John Hatcher

                        1990 Hard to Kill (3 words!)
                        Mason Storm

                        1988 Above the Law (3 words!)

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                          Why... why do they keep making the moovees...

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                            Originally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
                            Hmmm, an Uwe Boll movie...should I even...

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                              Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                              Just realized this is a perfect place for my research on Steven Seagal.

                              One time in college I had an assignment to come up with a testable hypothesis (true or false), so I chose my hypothesis to be:
                              "Hypothesis: Steven Seagal movies will tend to have either 3 word OR 3 syllable titles".
                              Then, I set about collecting titles to test my theory.

                              Now first, sit down because this is going to blow your mind.

                              My theory tested correct. 80%+ of all Steven Seagal titles follow this pattern. And, the pattern has continued since I left college, with a slight drop (from 100% in 1994 to just over 80%).
                              You just ripped off the serious researchers of Seagalology, didn’t you?

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                                Originally posted by Petter View Post
                                You just ripped off the serious researchers of Seagalology, didn’t you?
                                No, ask my wife. I first postulated my theory during a round of quarters (the beer game) in Massachusetts, in the mid-90s.

                                Never saw Seagalology, but I think we should compare notes....

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