Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[MSgtPorkins]

I hold no respect for the man and he is a tarnish to the martial art that he supports.

[Colin]

So is he as tough as Gene Lebell? No.

To be fair.. who is?

That being said,
Seagal's shenanigans and skullduggery seems pretty obvious at this point in the thread.

[datdamnmachine]

I hold no respect for the man and he is a tarnish to the martial art that he supports.

So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?

[niteai]

Is he a real cop

[battheo]

I'm paranoid. They're not going to get a cupcheck in on me. The attempts would be looked unfavorably upon, though.

I'm off to play....here's how I like my lead.

This was from a small gig in Boston, near the TD Banknorth Garden (I hate that name), at McGann's. Real low key affair, but the music still has to have some bite.

p.s. that guitar was less than $250. You can't buy your way out of suck.

That was awesome guitar Bobby.

Like most of us, you piss all over Steven Seagal, but you do it from a far greater height than me!

[Sri Hanuman]

So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?

Not sure about the Segal sequence, but the kids getting shot is Uwe Boll's take on Postal.
Not a bad one, considering who the director is. To give you some idea, the movie starts out with a major 9/11 joke.

[MSgtPorkins]

So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?

I remember seeing the children shooting scene somewhere and I can't remember where. Whoever made this gif used some decent editing. I just used it to show how he mainly treats people in general.

[Sri Hanuman]

Sigh*

This movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

[MSgtPorkins]

So, I've seen this gif many times before and I need to know, what movies are being used in it?

Sigh*

This movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

Sorry...I didn't see your post when I posted. That's the movie I saw it in.

[Jazzman]

, Chuck Norris (BJJ),

Uh uh...Tang Soo Do originally.

[W. Rabbit]

Just realized this is a perfect place for my research on Steven Seagal.

One time in college I had an assignment to come up with a testable hypothesis (true or false), so I chose my hypothesis to be:

"Hypothesis: Steven Seagal movies will tend to have either 3 word OR 3 syllable titles".

Then, I set about collecting titles to test my theory.

Now first, sit down because this is going to blow your mind.

My theory tested correct. 80%+ of all Steven Seagal titles follow this pattern. And, the pattern has continued since I left college, with a slight drop (from 100% in 1994 to just over 80%).

2010 Machete (3 syllables!)
Rogelio Torrez

2009 A Dangerous Man (video) (3 words!)
Shane Daniels

2009/I The Keeper (3 syllables!)
Roland

2009 Driven to Kill (video) (3 words!)
Ruslan

2009 Against the Dark (video) (3 words!)
Tao

2008 The Onion Movie (3 words!)
Cock Puncher

2008 Pistol Whipped (video) (3 syllables!)
Matt Conlin

2007 Flight of Fury (video) (3 words!)
John Sands

2006 Attack Force (video) (3 syllables!)
Cmdr. Marshall Lawson

2006 Shadow Man (video) (3 syllables!)
Jack Foster

2006 Mercenary for Justice (video) (3 words!)
John Seeger

2005 Today You Die (video) (3 words!)
Harlan Banks

2005 Into the Sun (3 words!)
Travis Hunter

2004 Out of Reach (video) (3 words!)
William Lansing

2004 Clementine (3 syllables!)
Jack Miller

2002 Half Past Dead (3 words!)
Sasha Petrosevitch

2001 Exit Wounds (3 syllables!)
Orin Boyd

1997 Fire Down Below (3 words!)
Jack Taggart

1996 The Glimmer Man (3 words!)
Lt. Jack Cole

1995 Under Siege 2 (3 words!)
Casey Ryback

1994 On Deadly Ground (3 words!)
Forrest Taft

1992 Under Siege (3 syllables!)
Casey Ryback

1991 Out for Justice (3 words!)
Det. Gino Felino

1990 Marked for Death (3 words!)
John Hatcher

1990 Hard to Kill (3 words!)
Mason Storm

1988 Above the Law (3 words!)

[Sri Hanuman]

Why... why do they keep making the moovees...

[datdamnmachine]

Sigh*

This movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

Hmmm, an Uwe Boll movie...should I even...

[Petter]

Just realized this is a perfect place for my research on Steven Seagal.

One time in college I had an assignment to come up with a testable hypothesis (true or false), so I chose my hypothesis to be:

"Hypothesis: Steven Seagal movies will tend to have either 3 word OR 3 syllable titles".

Then, I set about collecting titles to test my theory.

Now first, sit down because this is going to blow your mind.

My theory tested correct. 80%+ of all Steven Seagal titles follow this pattern. And, the pattern has continued since I left college, with a slight drop (from 100% in 1994 to just over 80%).

You just ripped off the serious researchers of Seagalology, didn’t you?

[W. Rabbit]

You just ripped off the serious researchers of Seagalology, didn’t you?

No, ask my wife. I first postulated my theory during a round of quarters (the beer game) in Massachusetts, in the mid-90s.

Never saw Seagalology, but I think we should compare notes....