Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[Turrry]

Ok, I now have two reasons to hate you guys:

1. Addiction to Mountainous Ninja Videos
2. I watched the first 3 episodes of Lawman last night.

My wife is so confused...

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Ok, I now have two reasons to hate you guys:

1. Addiction to Mountainous Ninja Videos
2. I watched the first 3 episodes of Lawman last night.

My wife is so confused...

Just stop asking her to wear a ski mask to bed.

[Marc Spector]

Just stop asking her to wear a ski mask to bed.

That completely ruins the illusion of not knowing the assailant who's violating you with nunchuks.

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Hey baby, I'm Hard to Kill, and your vagina is Under Siege. Your vajayjay is practically Marked for Death. I'm making an Executive Decision to put my Glimmer Man in your Dark Territory. The Foreigner is just Out of Reach of it now, but it'll be up in that Belly of the Beast so hard, there might be Exit Wounds. I'm putting The Patriot right Into the Sun until the Black Dawn, until my Machete is Half Past Dead. Oh yeah.

[DarkPhoenix]

Pushups for the Codos!

[Larus marinus]

Just watched Mercenary For Justice.

There was one line in there that made me choke on my dinner.
(skip to 39s - then carry on watching for some really bad stage punching)
YouTube - Steven Seagal bathroom beatdown ( Mercenary for Justice )

[atomicpoet]

I can't believe nobody's posted this yet.

YouTube - Steven Seagal: Lawman: Aikido Master

[Turrry]

I just saw that episode the other day...I was loving it.

[Crazy Carl]

I love Seagal's movie cop antics like assaulting random bad guys regardless if they're involved in what he's investigating, hijacking cars and continuously leaving the scene of a crime.

[Larus marinus]

I love Seagal's movie cop antics like assaulting random bad guys regardless if they're involved in what he's investigating, hijacking cars and continuously leaving the scene of a crime.

Detective Seagal in action. He don't play by the rules but he always gets his man.
YouTube - Steven Seagal Is Really Violent

[Kuma]

I only met him once, when I was working as a cook at a resort (This was back in 2005, I think). His blues band, Thunderbox, put on a show (which, since I was working that night, didn't see), and I had to feed him in the restaurant afterwards.

The man ate seven entrees after sampling every appetizer we had. I had to check the plates for bite marks. The man can eat at an epic level.

Seagal called room service at 2:00 am asking for an unopened bottle of whiskey. We had to explain to him that liquor regulations forbade us to serve alcohol at that time. He insisted that it was not for consumption, but a sacrifice for his deity.

Not being familiar with the man's particular religious beliefs, I cannot pass judgment nor attest their accuracy.

So, in summation, never saw him fight or teach, but did meet him face-to-face, and fed him. OP asked for people with personal experience, and that is the limit of mine.

[Larus marinus]

I only met him once, when I was working as a cook at a resort (This was back in 2005, I think). His blues band, Thunderbox, put on a show (which, since I was working that night, didn't see), and I had to feed him in the restaurant afterwards.

The man ate seven entrees after sampling every appetizer we had. I had to check the plates for bite marks. The man can eat at an epic level.

Seagal called room service at 2:00 am asking for an unopened bottle of whiskey. We had to explain to him that liquor regulations forbade us to serve alcohol at that time. He insisted that it was not for consumption, but a sacrifice for his deity.

Not being familiar with the man's particular religious beliefs, I cannot pass judgment nor attest their accuracy.

So, in summation, never saw him fight or teach, but did meet him face-to-face, and fed him. OP asked for people with personal experience, and that is the limit of mine.

Seagal's personal deity is his liver, right? :new_Llol:

Awesome post, man. Did you happen to notice if Big Poppa ate only the vegetarian options? Lame debate, I know - but I've seen folks on forums arguing about whether Seagal is *really* a veggie (vegan?) or not, as he says...

[Turrry]

After now watching the entire first season of Lawman he actually seems like a pretty decent guy...

of course he's the producer so I guess he CAN control the spin pretty well.

[Res Judicata]

Seagal is, by almost every account, a douchebag of epic proportions. Found these by searching for "Seagall" and "douchebag", btw:

http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/exc...ne-in-1998.php

http://www.yourtango.com/201068731/7...bags-right-now

Former movie tough guy and current wannabe cop Steven Seagal is accused of sexually assaulting several employees. The former employee suing him also says Seagal kept two Russian women on his staff as 24/7 call girls. The suit is now on hold pending arbitration, but Seagal's ex-wife, actress Kelly LeBrock, said she was not surprised to hear about the allegations, and that she would tell all about her marriage to Seagal in her upcoming autobiography. This entire situation gives us a very unpleasant feeling, and for that, Steven Seagal is the Number One Most Repulsive Celebrity Douchebag Right Now. Round of tepid applause, please.

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I only met him once, when I was working as a cook at a resort (This was back in 2005, I think). His blues band, Thunderbox, put on a show (which, since I was working that night, didn't see), and I had to feed him in the restaurant afterwards.

The man ate seven entrees after sampling every appetizer we had. I had to check the plates for bite marks. The man can eat at an epic level.

Seagal called room service at 2:00 am asking for an unopened bottle of whiskey. We had to explain to him that liquor regulations forbade us to serve alcohol at that time. He insisted that it was not for consumption, but a sacrifice for his deity.

Not being familiar with the man's particular religious beliefs, I cannot pass judgment nor attest their accuracy.

So, in summation, never saw him fight or teach, but did meet him face-to-face, and fed him. OP asked for people with personal experience, and that is the limit of mine.

He's like the Elvis Presley of Aikido.