Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[RaiderFunk]

My favorite movie with Big Steve-O is Executive Decision where he's the pilot who dies like 5 minutes into the movie.

yeah that was cool!!! LOL! But seriously...I do love Hard to Kill and Above the Law...I realized that something was seriously wrong with me and my movie heroes when I came out from watching Out For Justice....

[twisted mind]

I loved in that first clip that Stevie had enough time, after an arrow was shot at him from across the room, to leasurely grab a sword that was behind him and chop the arrow in half.......that video is full of lulz

[Ignorami]

There's one (Attack Force), where the film was originally about an Alien invasion (and originally called "Harvester). They reshot a few scenes, dubbed over Seagal's voice for a couple of scenes, and suddenly the film was about drugs instead.

Fuck me but that film made no sense. It was God-awful.

There is not 10 minutes goes by when you don't think WTF???

This one shouldn't have been straight to DVD, it wasn't good enough for straight to Youtube.

[MasterYourself]

I don't know Seagal, so I'll leave the name calling to those that have had personal experiences.

I didn't see anyone posting these, so I guess I will:

YouTube - Steven Seagal

YouTube - Steven Segal

YouTube - Steven Seagal on Merv Griffin

YouTube - Steven Seagal: Lawman on A&E

YouTube - Steven Seagal: Lawman: Aikido Master

YouTube - Steven Seagal: Lawman: Martial Arts Man

YouTube - Steven Seagal: Lawman: Gun Man

You can see by the last few videos he also does some work for a Sheriff's Office.

[Turrry]

There's one (Attack Force), where the film was originally about an Alien invasion (and originally called "Harvester). They reshot a few scenes, dubbed over Seagal's voice for a couple of scenes, and suddenly the film was about drugs instead.

Fuck me but that film made no sense. It was God-awful.

There is not 10 minutes goes by when you don't think WTF???

This one shouldn't have been straight to DVD, it wasn't good enough for straight to Youtube.

I actually rented this having no idea what it was and wanting to just veg out and drink some beers. Needless to say the :violent1: didn't stop for the entire film.

[Larus marinus]

There's one (Attack Force), where the film was originally about an Alien invasion (and originally called "Harvester). They reshot a few scenes, dubbed over Seagal's voice for a couple of scenes, and suddenly the film was about drugs instead.

Fuck me but that film made no sense. It was God-awful.

There is not 10 minutes goes by when you don't think WTF???

This one shouldn't have been straight to DVD, it wasn't good enough for straight to Youtube.

I haven't seen it - but it's supposed to be a similar story with Submerged. Went from being a submarine movie to a movie with a submarine in it for about 15 minutes, apparently. Lord knows how they managed that...

According to the reviews on IMDB, people from Uruguay find the depiction of their country in the movie incredibly disrespectful and offensive.

[CharlieWoopAss2]

yeah that was cool!!! LOL! But seriously...I do love Hard to Kill and Above the Law...I realized that something was seriously wrong with me and my movie heroes when I came out from watching Out For Justice....

That's because you're always going to find those who are above the law.

[Larus marinus]

That's because you're always going to find those who are above the law.

They might think that they're Above the Law, but they ain't above yours.

[CharlieWoopAss2]

They might think that they're Above the Law, but they ain't above yours.

Which makes them Hard to Kill.

[JohnnyCache]

On Lawman they make him look like a really good shot. But I don't know if it's real or "trick photography" as they said in Three Amigos.

[Larus marinus]

On Lawman they make him look like a really good shot. But I don't know if it's real or "trick photography" as they said in Three Amigos.

Watch it very closely.

YouTube - Steven Segal shooting a match head off a match

See the jump cut?

[Permalost]

I don't see it.

[Larus marinus]

I don't see it.

Seems as though the bullet skims the middle of the match. Then the head of the thing just vanishes. Maybe I'm just being cynical - but it looks like a jump cut to me...

[Rickko]

I've had to tell the Missus NO MORE!!!.
I own so fucking many silly seagull movies it is obscene.
After sitting through the piece of shite my wife just brought,I'm done with the goose.

Vampire Hunter ???
Fuck,but I did enjoy the closing credits on that one.

[hapkido_keith]

On Lawman they make him look like a really good shot. But I don't know if it's real or "trick photography" as they said in Three Amigos.

Seagul has basically as much free time on his hands as he wants, and it motivated to practice, I don't see it unreasonable that he would be an excellent shot. If he naturally has good hand-eye coordination or an aptitude for shooting, and just because we think he's a ginormous douche bag doesn't restrict him from having these things, he may be a remarkably excellent marksman.

A lot of those trick shots are a matter of lots and lots of practice, which he has the time, money and inclination to do.