Just how tough is Steven Seagal, really?

[Kibbons]

Rickko - lol

YouTube - Steven Seagal in Sausage - via Mumbrella

He's in his 'fat Elvis' stage at the moment. Give him 10 years and he'll like like Vito Corleone - but fatter.

In the face, he looks like he's an exhibit in Madame Tussauds House of Wax.

[PDA]

Rickko - lol

YouTube - Steven Seagal in Sausage - via Mumbrella

He's in his 'fat Elvis' stage at the moment. Give him 10 years and he'll like like Vito Corleone - but fatter.

It would be funny if a gay pole dancing ex male prostitute won the competition.

[Larus marinus]

It would be funny if a gay pole dancing ex male prostitute won the competition.

I was thinking more along the lines of some guy who got choked out by a prominent Judo top boy...

[goodlun]

Was this posted yet? It is both pertinent and created by a Bullshido member.

YouTube - Gene LeBell Tribute Video

That has to be one of my favorite videos from this site.

[Larus marinus]

That has to be one of my favorite videos from this site.

The Wing Chun sucks vid is funnier. :badgrin:

[Rickko]

Ha,my missus stopped in at the video store on the way home from tech yesterday,& lo & behold,what does she buy me?

A bloody Seagull movie ( Ruslan ).Not his worst,& worth it for the coolest eye strike I've yet to see,a handgun barrel into the bad guys eye.

Ha,I've been ripping on that bloated fuck all day,was all I could manage to say.

In Ruslan though he looks ( & moves ) more like an arthritic Eddie Munster.
The movie only cost 5 bucks but I figure I'm owed $3.50.

[Larus marinus]

Ha,my missus stopped in at the video store on the way home from tech yesterday,& lo & behold,what does she buy me?

A bloody Seagull movie ( Ruslan ).Not his worst,& worth it for the coolest eye strike I've yet to see,a handgun barrel into the bad guys eye.

Ha,I've been ripping on that bloated fuck all day,was all I could manage to say.

In Ruslan though he looks ( & moves ) more like an arthritic Eddie Munster.
The movie only cost 5 bucks but I figure I'm owed $3.50.

I saw that movie, though it was called something else when I watched it.

Thought that one was actually reasonable, for a movie where Seagal plays a Russian novelist with a dark past.

[RaiderFunk]

The Wing Chun sucks vid is funnier. :badgrin:

Link! LOL...or it didn't happen!! seriously, my personal favorite is the line dancing one...was that tai chi or something...wait...no..the silver hammer one.

[Larus marinus]

Link! LOL...or it didn't happen!! seriously, my personal favorite is the line dancing one...was that tai chi or something...wait...no..the silver hammer one.

You'll have seen it, I reckon.
YouTube - Bullshido: Wing Chun Sucks

[patfromlogan]

Here's the "master" being taugh how to kneel:


A lesson that he obviously needed:

[Permalost]

You'll have seen it, I reckon.
YouTube - Bullshido: Wing Chun Sucks

Wow, somehow I missed that one. At first I thought that it was too easy a topic, because I could take most any random wing chun vid on youtube, slap a "Wing Chun sucks" tag on it, and call it a day. I was pleasantly surprised to see that these truly were the worst chun clips, with the most perfectly selected song.

[DarkPhoenix]

I have figured it out. SS is trying to be like William Shattner or Adam West. He is starting to realise he is a has-been and needs to make fun of himself to maintain relevance.

More than likely, he truly believes the BS he spews.

[Larus marinus]

I have figured it out. SS is trying to be like William Shattner or Adam West. He is starting to realise he is a has-been and needs to make fun of himself to maintain relevance.

More than likely, he truly believes the BS he spews.

Overanalysis. The makers of the ad offered him use of the barbecue and the professional services of their secretaries (as seen in the background) for free.

[DarkPhoenix]

Overanalysis. The makers of the ad offered him use of the barbecue and the professional services of their secretaries (as seen in the background) for free.

Those pro services better have included happy endings for the Ultimate Tough Guy to do the advert.

[Larus marinus]

Those pro services better have included happy endings for the Ultimate Tough Guy to do the advert.

Every toughguy needs a secretary on his staff.