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    Mail for Moose

    His address:

    Rct. Debus, Derek D.

    Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
    Box 16125
    Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

    He is begging for letters, and says the place "sucks."

    He must have missed the opening part of "Full Metal Jacket," to understand this was not scout camp....
    "Out of every hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back." -- Hericletus, circa 500 BC

    #2
    Our little Moosey, all growed up. Sniff. Let him know we're proud of him when you talk to him again.

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      #3
      Time to send some pictures!
      Originally posted by OnceLost
      Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
      Originally posted by It is Fake
      I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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        #4
        He'll probably end up actually having a blast...after the initial shock is over. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up a sqad leader:-)

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          #5
          Shit, I wondered where he'd gone!

          We should send him some really really filthy dodgy porn. That'd sooooooo funny.

          Or not. No, maybe not. That would be a shit thing to do actually....

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            #6
            Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Phrost View Post
              Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.
              WINNAH! Though your sweet visage might turn a few heads too...
              Originally posted by OnceLost
              Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
              Originally posted by It is Fake
              I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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                #8
                Just draw penises on the Envelope. the DIs should love that. :-)
                I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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                  #9
                  Do what my wife did when I was in basic, sent potpourri. Yeah, that was hard to explain...

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                    #10
                    Crossposted to sociocide.

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                      #11
                      You should definitely address the envelope as:

                      Rct. Debus, Derek D.
                      aka - Moosey-Poo

                      Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
                      Box 16125
                      Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

                      Somewhere on the envelope there has to be a big "GO ARMY"
                      :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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                        #12
                        So no internet in Boot Camp then?

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                          #13
                          So no internet in Boot Camp then?
                          Every recruit gets his/her own laptop. But the operating system only has one program that works on it called PAIN
                          :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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                            #14
                            Damn!! What will we do without our favorite young wise ass? Well I will intend to write him a letter but will probably fail. So in the mean time Moose I wish ya luck and when you review what you missed while gone you will see we thought of you.

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                              #15
                              Tell him to stop bitching and ask what did he expect.

                              And the White Kimbo thing. Do that too :)

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