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    #91
    I wrote moose a letter full encoragement and cool happinings in the world and general warm fuzzies. I jus need some stamps to drop it in a mail box after judo tonight.

    Then i get this in the mail today.

    Dear sam,

    this place blows. Help me.

    Moose

    im now getting a six foot length of teller tape and drawing a dick on it. That should get there a day or two befor the good letter.

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      #92
      Originally posted by jnp View Post
      That is messed up. I doubt you'll ever have that problem again though.

      If Moose makes it down here to hang with Zapruder and myself, I will help him understand how stupid his actions were, preferably on the mat.
      Honestly, it wasn't a huge deal, but it could have been. I'm so busy right now that I may not even have time to come up with something brilliant enough to be worth implementing. But I have been looking forward to doing something like this to him for quite a while.
      "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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        #93
        Okay, any idea how to order a magazine through amazon?

        I would have bought the mag right now, but I can't find it there...
        www.childsplaycharity.org

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          #94
          Originally posted by Phrost View Post
          Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.
          i wouldnt do that...obama hasnt removed dont ask dont tell yet

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            #95
            Originally posted by 7thSamurai View Post
            When I went through bootcamp, everything sent to a recruit was received by the recruit. Whether or not he gets to keep/have it is another discussion, but that's not really the point of sending him 2 lbs of fudge and in a pink box covered in shiny heart stickers addressed to Sgt Maj Moose from the CO of 1st Civ Div, Couch Battalion, Homefront, Texas.

            I hope he likes the perfume I picked out for him.

            This is how Marines play.

            Push, Recruit.
            Why are you so awesome? Why?

            Originally posted by white_kimbo View Post
            im now getting a six foot length of teller tape and drawing a dick on it. That should get there a day or two befor the good letter.
            DO EEEEEEEEEET!

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              #96
              i think its funny how moose is surprised a military bootcamp blows.
              what did he expect?
              a cup of tea when he came in?
              the sergeant holding his hand and showing him around?

              hahaha fucking running/jogging all day!
              glad im not him!

              im not going to send him anything because i dont believe in spoiling people, he must be hungry and eager in order to get through it.
              besides its the friggin marines: handjobs in showers n shit.

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                #97
                Originally posted by Lebell View Post
                besides its the friggin marines: handjobs in showers n shit.

                You are confusing the Marines with the Navy.

                Did you know that Marine is an acronym?

                My
                Ass
                Really
                Is
                Navy
                Equipment


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                  #98
                  Originally posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
                  You are confusing the Marines with the Navy.

                  Did you know that Marine is an acronym?

                  My
                  Ass
                  Reamed
                  In
                  Navy
                  Equipment

                  Fixed

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
                    You are confusing the Marines with the Navy.

                    Did you know that Marine is an acronym?

                    Must
                    Always
                    Ride
                    In
                    Navy
                    Equipment


                    Fixed again

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                      Originally posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
                      You are confusing the Marines with the Navy.

                      Did you know that Marine is an acronym?

                      Muscles
                      Are
                      Required
                      Intelligence
                      Not
                      Essential


                      Rev. III IAW Dir. ID-10T

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                        I'm sure he'll be oklay once the culture shock subsides

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                          Damn animlwhatever spoilsport. I was just about to ask my friend to send him a letter from me. He's an ex-pat in Saudi-Arabia and could have written him all kinds of nice 'subtle' things about jihad and congratulations on infiltrating the US military.

                          Oh well :(

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                            Originally posted by hpr View Post
                            Damn animlwhatever spoilsport. I was just about to ask my friend to send him a letter from me. He's an ex-pat in Saudi-Arabia and could have written him all kinds of nice 'subtle' things about jihad and congratulations on infiltrating the US military.

                            Oh well :(
                            Brilliance!

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                              Originally posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
                              You are confusing the Marines with the Navy.

                              Did you know that Marine is an acronym?

                              Men
                              Appreciating
                              Rimjobs
                              Is
                              Never
                              Emasculating
                              Upon further review, i have concluded this to be the correct interpretation.

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                                push ups for me for the lol's and that i ship for army boot on 16th

                                21 Y Couldn't find a nerdier job then if i tried (wife threatened divorce if i pick what i was gonna pick...11B)

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