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  • Don Gwinn
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    Dear Moose: We are all so proud that you have joined the Navy. That's the Navy, right? Is it the Army? Fuck it, it's all the same. We're proud of you, brother!

    Don

    Encl: 23 photographs of my penis.

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  • Lominus
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    Originally posted by battlefields View Post
    I thought, instead of potpourri, send him a tournaquet and needle set with a note that says, "we got your package, don't know how you organised the gear from Afghanistan so quickly, but you are rich when you finish your tour. Your next package will be a 'taste test', make sure you get as many of your friends hooked so you have a guaranteed market when you get out."
    That'd be hard to explain.
    Yeah, heroin FTW.

    In my case I left my locker unlocked so naturally the drill sergeants proceeded to dump everything on the floor. When they saw the sealed envelope with what appeared to be "plant matter" the MPs were called to witness the opening of the envelope. Needless to say I think I would've rather been sent to the stockade for weed rather than try to explain to two pumpkin-wearing-11 bravo drill sergeants why I would have potpourii...

    No one looked at me the same after that...

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  • battlefields
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    I thought, instead of potpourri, send him a tournaquet and needle set with a note that says, "we got your package, don't know how you organised the gear from Afghanistan so quickly, but you are rich when you finish your tour. Your next package will be a 'taste test', make sure you get as many of your friends hooked so you have a guaranteed market when you get out."
    That'd be hard to explain.

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  • elipson
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    Tell him to stop bitching and ask what did he expect.

    And the White Kimbo thing. Do that too :)

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  • Drake LaMancha
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    Damn!! What will we do without our favorite young wise ass? Well I will intend to write him a letter but will probably fail. So in the mean time Moose I wish ya luck and when you review what you missed while gone you will see we thought of you.

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  • AlphaFoxtrot51
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    So no internet in Boot Camp then?
    Every recruit gets his/her own laptop. But the operating system only has one program that works on it called PAIN

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  • WhiteShark
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    So no internet in Boot Camp then?

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  • AlphaFoxtrot51
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    You should definitely address the envelope as:

    Rct. Debus, Derek D.
    aka - Moosey-Poo

    Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
    Box 16125
    Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

    Somewhere on the envelope there has to be a big "GO ARMY"

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  • HappyOldGuy
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    Crossposted to sociocide.

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  • Lominus
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    Do what my wife did when I was in basic, sent potpourri. Yeah, that was hard to explain...

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  • DarkPhoenix
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    Just draw penises on the Envelope. the DIs should love that. :-)

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  • Zapruder
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    Originally posted by Phrost View Post
    Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.
    WINNAH! Though your sweet visage might turn a few heads too...

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  • Phrost
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    Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

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  • tideliar
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    Shit, I wondered where he'd gone!

    We should send him some really really filthy dodgy porn. That'd sooooooo funny.

    Or not. No, maybe not. That would be a shit thing to do actually....

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  • thorthe power
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    He'll probably end up actually having a blast...after the initial shock is over. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up a sqad leader:-)

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