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    Mail for Moose

    His address:

    Rct. Debus, Derek D.

    Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
    Box 16125
    Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

    He is begging for letters, and says the place "sucks."

    He must have missed the opening part of "Full Metal Jacket," to understand this was not scout camp....

    #2
    Our little Moosey, all growed up. Sniff. Let him know we're proud of him when you talk to him again.

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      #3
      Time to send some pictures!

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        #4
        He'll probably end up actually having a blast...after the initial shock is over. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up a sqad leader:-)

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          #5
          Shit, I wondered where he'd gone!

          We should send him some really really filthy dodgy porn. That'd sooooooo funny.

          Or not. No, maybe not. That would be a shit thing to do actually....

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            #6
            Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Phrost View Post
              Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.
              WINNAH! Though your sweet visage might turn a few heads too...

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                #8
                Just draw penises on the Envelope. the DIs should love that. :-)

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                  #9
                  Do what my wife did when I was in basic, sent potpourri. Yeah, that was hard to explain...

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                    #10
                    Crossposted to sociocide.

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                      #11
                      You should definitely address the envelope as:

                      Rct. Debus, Derek D.
                      aka - Moosey-Poo

                      Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
                      Box 16125
                      Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

                      Somewhere on the envelope there has to be a big "GO ARMY"

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                        #12
                        So no internet in Boot Camp then?

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                          #13
                          So no internet in Boot Camp then?
                          Every recruit gets his/her own laptop. But the operating system only has one program that works on it called PAIN

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                            #14
                            Damn!! What will we do without our favorite young wise ass? Well I will intend to write him a letter but will probably fail. So in the mean time Moose I wish ya luck and when you review what you missed while gone you will see we thought of you.

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                              #15
                              Tell him to stop bitching and ask what did he expect.

                              And the White Kimbo thing. Do that too :)

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