Mail for Moose

[Mtripp]

His address:

Rct. Debus, Derek D.

Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
Box 16125
Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

He is begging for letters, and says the place "sucks."

He must have missed the opening part of "Full Metal Jacket," to understand this was not scout camp....

[Vorpal]

Our little Moosey, all growed up. Sniff. Let him know we're proud of him when you talk to him again.

[Zapruder]

Time to send some pictures!

[thorthe power]

He'll probably end up actually having a blast...after the initial shock is over. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up a sqad leader:-)

[tideliar]

Shit, I wondered where he'd gone!

We should send him some really really filthy dodgy porn. That'd sooooooo funny.

Or not. No, maybe not. That would be a shit thing to do actually....

[Phrost]

Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

[Zapruder]

Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

WINNAH! Though your sweet visage might turn a few heads too...

[DarkPhoenix]

Just draw penises on the Envelope. the DIs should love that. :-)

[Lominus]

Do what my wife did when I was in basic, sent potpourri. Yeah, that was hard to explain...

[HappyOldGuy]

Crossposted to sociocide.

[AlphaFoxtrot51]

You should definitely address the envelope as:

Rct. Debus, Derek D.
aka - Moosey-Poo

Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
Box 16125
Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

Somewhere on the envelope there has to be a big "GO ARMY"

[WhiteShark]

So no internet in Boot Camp then?

[AlphaFoxtrot51]

So no internet in Boot Camp then?

Every recruit gets his/her own laptop. But the operating system only has one program that works on it called PAIN

[Drake LaMancha]

Damn!! What will we do without our favorite young wise ass? Well I will intend to write him a letter but will probably fail. So in the mean time Moose I wish ya luck and when you review what you missed while gone you will see we thought of you.

[elipson]

Tell him to stop bitching and ask what did he expect.

And the White Kimbo thing. Do that too :)