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    For November, I shall write nought but in verse

    For the time of this month called November
    I pledge that each and ev'ry post I write
    Shall be made not in prose traditional,
    But rather shall be made in measured verse.

    Know thee well that I am no poet fair,
    And make no promises of pleasing rhymes,
    Alliteration, or marching iambs,
    Or to keep fast mine intended measure.

    So though my lyric may be pleasing not,
    When examined through a trained poet's eye,
    My dismal art shall be polished with time,
    And, mayhaps, bring a bright spark to these boards.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

    #2
    Originally posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    For the time of this month called November
    I pledge that each and ev'ry post I write
    Shall be made not in prose traditional,
    But rather shall be made in measured verse.

    Know thee well that I am no poet fair,
    And make no promises of pleasing rhymes,
    Alliteration, or marching iambs,
    Or to keep fast mine intended measure.

    So though my lyric may be pleasing not,
    When examined through a trained poet's eye,
    My dismal art shall be polished with time,
    And, mayhaps, bring a bright spark to these boards.
    Can we please bring back Bill Duff??
    :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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      #3
      So McClaw, how do you feel about Couture/Vera this weekend?

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        #4
        I got your verse right here:
        YouTube - The Fart Song Family guy new and improved (READ DESCRIPTION)

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          #5
          I read the title too quickly and thought that verse was actually 'Verse and that your post would be something about Firefly.

          I am disappoint.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AlphaFoxtrot51 View Post
            Can we please bring back Bill Duff??
            YouTube - Human Weapon Kung Fu - Wire Fu Kick
            Dan Severn loves raping people.

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              #7
              You say you will speak in verse
              A concept to which I am adverse
              All a man gots is a dime
              And the right to speak in rhyme
              And to snort some thyme
              Until he runs out of time
              And takes up organized crime
              Tripple dipple nipple warbling bucket of possesed cocks and lime

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                #8
                fibble wibble hey,
                Your posts were never gay.
                Until the time,
                you began to rhyme.
                Then you ruined my day.

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                  #9
                  Nyergen Byergen Fyergen Thought
                  You don't know how to spell "Naught"

                  (I just wanted to get some arbitrary sweden in there)
                  Originally posted by Judoka_UK
                  Judo is the PC to Sambo's Mac.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                    That's not the clip I was looking for. Where did it go?!
                    :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by AlphaFoxtrot51 View Post
                      That's not the clip I was looking for. Where did it go?!
                      The Duff-roll? It probably got lost when the Bullshido youtube account got all of its videos deleted.
                      Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
                        November, I shall write nought but in verse.
                        Well to the rest of Bullshido that seems like a curse,
                        So I predict the next throwdown you'll leave in a hearse.

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                          #13
                          if you fail in verse
                          odin will welcome you not
                          reconsider now

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                            #14
                            Men should not laugh nor posting fighters scorn
                            Your resolution to a poet be
                            For they are ones that should now feel forlorn
                            As they are now less sexable than we.

                            Here men of pow'r will boast of how they love
                            Kyokushin Karate, not Wing Chun;
                            For manliness does fit them like a glove:
                            Aliveness training is all that they run.

                            While women love men strengthened by pursuit
                            of all things martial, they cannot deny
                            the arrow shots of cupid resolute
                            for our fun, keen, poetic kind of guy.

                            You grasp not yet the babe-slay'ing pow'r which is
                            iambic prose pentameter, bitches.

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                              #15
                              im drinking my coffee,
                              its early in the morning,
                              as i read this thread,
                              i wish it had a warning,
                              to tell me its here,
                              and the verses within,
                              for my poetry skills are lame
                              like the style of jason brinn

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