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    The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim

    I sensed the flood of her womb advancing. I did.

    YouTube - The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim -- A Review (Part 1 of 2)
    YouTube - The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim -- A Review (Part 2 of 2)

    #2
    Rewieved by ole _il _lmore, no less.

    He seems to have lost some hair lately.

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      #3
      The irony of that review is making my spine hurt. Not saying it's not a bad review, just, fuck, when PHIL can mock your writing, things are bad.

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        #4
        He seems to have aged a lot in the past two years.

        Besides, ain't the Ashida Kim book from the eighties or something?

        Talking about old news.

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          #5
          Ashida Kim is a minute man?

          I would have bet he's never fucked anything before...Interesting.

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            #6
            Originally posted by 3moose1 View Post
            Ashida Kim is a minute man?

            I would have bet he's never fucked anything before...Interesting.
            I'd have bet that he's fucked a watermelon before.

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              #7
              Wow...just...wow. You have to give at least give Phil props for reading, finishing, and reviewing Ashida's most disturbing wet dream.

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                #8
                LOL, okay as much of a douche as Phil is, that was very entertaining. Brownie points for him.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Demon Eyes View Post
                  Wow...just...wow. You have to give at least give Phil props for reading, finishing, and reviewing Ashida's most disturbing wet dream.
                  If Ashida Kim had been born 40 years later, he'd almost certainly have an account on fanfiction.net and write of Dragonball Z, Naruto, Harry Potter, Evangelion and Power Rangers characters having explicit, violent and possibly illegal sex.

                  Well, I'm taking a bit of a leap here and ASS-U-ME-ing that he doesn't do that now.

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                    #10
                    I've had the book for many years now.(Not kidding I have it.) Its very VERY bad. Its a mix of bad porn and bruce lee quotes.

                    I also have "X rated Dragon Lady" its pretty much the same as a above.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gezere View Post
                      I've had the book for many years now.(Not kidding I have it.) Its very VERY bad. Its a mix of bad porn and bruce lee quotes.

                      I also have "X rated Dragon Lady" its pretty much the same as a above.
                      Heh, I can remember the days before internet porn and being old enough to buy porno mags too...

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Gezere View Post
                        I've had the book for many years now.(Not kidding I have it.) Its very VERY bad. Its a mix of bad porn and bruce lee quotes.
                        Just what the world needed, AK fucking explained in great detail.

                        Ole Phil pucking was not an exaggeration.

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                          #13
                          Wow.

                          Phil Elmore is basically a much fatter version of Radford Davis.

                          Its like the blind mocking the blind for their lack of vision.

                          Brilliant. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

                          Dear Gods, someone must organise a no holds barred match between Elmore and Davis. The comedy value would be beyond comprehension

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                            #14
                            I'd put my money on Elmore, at least he can fire a gun.

                            Davis just smokes a looooooooot of pot, like I mean a gratuitous amount of pot, laced with cthulu knows what.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Squerlli View Post
                              I'd put my money on Elmore, at least he can fire a gun.

                              Davis just smokes a looooooooot of pot, like I mean a gratuitous amount of pot, laced with cthulu knows what.
                              SRSLY? I mean, that doesn't surprise me - but has someone actually come forward at some point to admit that they 'toked a bowl of mary jane spliff' with The Kim?

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