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I strike my girlfriend when I'm falling asleep/am asleep because of MA
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Originally posted by Humanzee View PostY'all 's from Ayalabaamaa, aintcha?
They get to beat their wives and a black person at the same time.
Saves time for... I dunno... watching NASCAR, drinking beer or something.
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I went riding dirt bikes a couple of weeks ago and when I was falling asleep that night I dreamed that I was riding through a 4wd track and my front wheel washed out. I swung both of my arms out and one of them hit my wife in the head. It wasn't very hard so she only half woke up and didn't remember it until I told her about it a couple of days later.
My wife is black too so there could be a pattern here.
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I, sooner or later, tend to end up practicing a special style of no-gi jiu jitsu with nearly every girlfriend I have, since, like, 9th grade...
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I'm not really sure what came first, elbows and kicks to my girlfriend while sleeping, or martial arts.
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Originally posted by aswenson View Posti think you need to get your facts straight before you start making actualization's.
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The Girlfriend that was in this situation
Originally posted by permahudef View PostI heard a story like this...except the guy was inside...
Are you alluding to that story?
Edit: found it!
http://www.twincities.com/alllisting...618?source=rss
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Yo Kanye, I can help you striking your girlfriend from behind while you strike her from the front, but I need at least 40% of all revenue from webcast sales.
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Yo, Kanye, I'm really, happy for you, I'll let you finish,
but Lebell gave his girlfriend one of the best beatings of all time.
...Sorry, couldn't resist.Last edited by Hiro Protagonist; 9/19/2009 6:34am, .
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Originally posted by Meex View PostI showed wifey this thread. . .
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Oh yeah, is this normal?
Instead of simply rolling to my side, I do a lazy shrimp and sometimes get airtime.
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Rofl this thread is gold.
The only thing I've done one time is throw combos into the air when I was sleeping, freaked the missus out pretty good.
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Originally posted by Kuma View PostI once let the loudest fart ever rip ass in the middle of the night, and my wife rolled over, picked up the phone, and said "Hello?"
Sleep fucks with your brain.
PS OP is a troll.
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