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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Originally posted by Lights Out View Post
    Well, marrying a black woman is kind of a win-win situation for them.

    They get to beat their wives and a black person at the same time.

    Saves time for... I dunno... watching NASCAR, drinking beer or something.
    Hitting and hitting-on the hot sistercousin.

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  • Lights Out
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    Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
    Y'all 's from Ayalabaamaa, aintcha?
    Well, marrying a black woman is kind of a win-win situation for them.

    They get to beat their wives and a black person at the same time.

    Saves time for... I dunno... watching NASCAR, drinking beer or something.

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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Y'all 's from Ayalabaamaa, aintcha?

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  • ricknaz
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    I went riding dirt bikes a couple of weeks ago and when I was falling asleep that night I dreamed that I was riding through a 4wd track and my front wheel washed out. I swung both of my arms out and one of them hit my wife in the head. It wasn't very hard so she only half woke up and didn't remember it until I told her about it a couple of days later.

    My wife is black too so there could be a pattern here.

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  • Hiro Protagonist
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    I, sooner or later, tend to end up practicing a special style of no-gi jiu jitsu with nearly every girlfriend I have, since, like, 9th grade...

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  • cdcn
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    I'm not really sure what came first, elbows and kicks to my girlfriend while sleeping, or martial arts.

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  • Hiro Protagonist
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    Originally posted by aswenson View Post
    i think you need to get your facts straight before you start making actualization's.
    Best troll ever!!!

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  • Aswenson
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    The Girlfriend that was in this situation

    Originally posted by permahudef View Post
    I heard a story like this...except the guy was inside...
    Are you alluding to that story?

    Edit: found it!
    http://www.twincities.com/alllisting...618?source=rss
    Okay first of all I was not cheating on him.. and yes he does have guns you all are crazy I think you need to get your facts straight before you start making actualization's. Second of all he was pushing me around the house and bit me in my face for no reason and i called the cops while inside, I ran out when we grabbed his gun.

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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Yo Kanye, I can help you striking your girlfriend from behind while you strike her from the front, but I need at least 40% of all revenue from webcast sales.

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  • Kanye
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    Originally posted by Rafael View Post
    Yo, Kanye, I'm really, happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Lebell gave his girlfriend one of the best beatings of all time. ...Sorry, couldn't resist.
    lmao that's some funny shit

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  • Hiro Protagonist
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    Yo, Kanye, I'm really, happy for you, I'll let you finish,
    but Lebell gave his girlfriend one of the best beatings of all time.




    ...Sorry, couldn't resist.
    Last edited by Hiro Protagonist; 9/19/2009 6:34am, .

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  • Kanye
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    Originally posted by Meex View Post
    I showed wifey this thread. . .
    YouTube - You can act like a man

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  • permahudef
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    Oh yeah, is this normal?
    Instead of simply rolling to my side, I do a lazy shrimp and sometimes get airtime.

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  • Onr3e
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    Rofl this thread is gold.

    The only thing I've done one time is throw combos into the air when I was sleeping, freaked the missus out pretty good.

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  • vaquero de las nalgas
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    Originally posted by Kuma View Post
    I once let the loudest fart ever rip ass in the middle of the night, and my wife rolled over, picked up the phone, and said "Hello?"

    Sleep fucks with your brain.
    Thread winner.

    PS OP is a troll.

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