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    I strike my girlfriend when I'm falling asleep/am asleep because of MA

    When I fall asleep I start making automatic movements, I have had this all my life I remember sleeping with my sister in a tent when I was young and I was falling asleep and dreamed I threw a frisbee and bam I backhanded her in the face by accident. it was not really hard but still Now with all my ma training I sometimes strike my girlfriend with a tricep/elbow strike or forearm How can I solve this?

    #2
    You can see a sleep specialist and do a sleep study. They might be able to help; everyone kind of has automatic movements when they're falling asleep initially but if yours are too big and harm your bedmate, perhaps they have interventions for that...

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      #3
      Don't worry - this problem will solve itself when your girlfriend leaves you.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Student View Post
        Don't worry - this problem will solve itself when your girlfriend leaves you.
        not really because what about my next one?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Kanye View Post
          not really because what about my next one?
          In prison your new boyfriend will just knock your teeth out if you lay a hand on him so that should not be an issue I'm guessing.

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            #6
            Have you thought about you or your girlfriend wearing a full redman suit to bed?

            http://www.redmangear.com/

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              #7
              If none of the above suggestions seem to work then just put a pillow in between you and stay on your side of the bed.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Student View Post
                In prison your new boyfriend will just knock your teeth out if you lay a hand on him so that should not be an issue I'm guessing.
                I see you're one of those people with homosexual prison shower fantasies lol

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                  #9
                  Sure... in your sleep... you live in Alabama, right?

                  If nothing else, try leather cuffs, not as uncomfortable as actual cuffs, and relatively easy to remove once you wake up, unless you'd rather sleep alone.

                  Better yet, just learn BJJ, it's a lot more satisfying at night.
                  Last edited by Sri Hanuman; 9/15/2009 7:32am, .
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                  Kama Sutra blue belt.

                  Originally posted by Emevas
                  I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                  Originally posted by Rock Ape
                  Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                  Dipshit

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kanye View Post
                    not really because what about my next one?
                    There will be no "next one" if she sees your ex running around with black eyes.

                    Have your gf sew you into a sack at night like they did back in olden days.
                    SEANBABY:
                    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
                      There will be no next one if she sees your ex running around with black eyes. Have your gf sew you into a sack at night like they did back in olden days.
                      my gf is black i doubt she can have black eyes

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                        #12
                        Sleep on the fucking couch before you end up sounding like an ass in front of a judge.

                        Originally posted by Kanye View Post
                        my gf is black i doubt she can have black eyes
                        WTF? Not unless she black and blue. What kind of comment is that?!
                        Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                        KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                        In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                        Luta Livre flees the fight,
                        Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                        Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                          #13
                          so it's ok to hit black girls???

                          FFS.

                          Your sort disgust me.

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                            #14
                            I had conjunctivitis about a month ago. My girl was complaining that I was picking my eye-boogers and rubbing them in her face while I slept. I figured its OK because she's an Albino and i doubt she can get pink eye.
                            Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                            KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                            In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                            Luta Livre flees the fight,
                            Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                            Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                              #15
                              You, my friend, have an excellent defense to any charges of domestic battery. If you gf is at all violent and occasionally beats on you, you wanna keep that one in your holster. Get a bigger bed, and sleep out of reach.
                              "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
                              1) That it doesn't work
                              2) That it does work"
                              -Animal MacYoung

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