I strike my girlfriend when I'm falling asleep/am asleep because of MA

[Kanye]

When I fall asleep I start making automatic movements, I have had this all my life I remember sleeping with my sister in a tent when I was young and I was falling asleep and dreamed I threw a frisbee and bam I backhanded her in the face by accident. it was not really hard but still Now with all my ma training I sometimes strike my girlfriend with a tricep/elbow strike or forearm How can I solve this?

[Janusdog]

You can see a sleep specialist and do a sleep study. They might be able to help; everyone kind of has automatic movements when they're falling asleep initially but if yours are too big and harm your bedmate, perhaps they have interventions for that...

[Student]

Don't worry - this problem will solve itself when your girlfriend leaves you.

[Kanye]

Don't worry - this problem will solve itself when your girlfriend leaves you.

not really because what about my next one?

[Student]

not really because what about my next one?

In prison your new boyfriend will just knock your teeth out if you lay a hand on him so that should not be an issue I'm guessing.

[Student]

Have you thought about you or your girlfriend wearing a full redman suit to bed?

http://www.redmangear.com/

[Student]

If none of the above suggestions seem to work then just put a pillow in between you and stay on your side of the bed.

[Kanye]

In prison your new boyfriend will just knock your teeth out if you lay a hand on him so that should not be an issue I'm guessing.

I see you're one of those people with homosexual prison shower fantasies lol

[Sri Hanuman]

Sure... in your sleep... you live in Alabama, right?

If nothing else, try leather cuffs, not as uncomfortable as actual cuffs, and relatively easy to remove once you wake up, unless you'd rather sleep alone.

Better yet, just learn BJJ, it's a lot more satisfying at night.

[jkdbuck76]

not really because what about my next one?

There will be no "next one" if she sees your ex running around with black eyes.

Have your gf sew you into a sack at night like they did back in olden days.

[Kanye]

There will be no next one if she sees your ex running around with black eyes. Have your gf sew you into a sack at night like they did back in olden days.

my gf is black i doubt she can have black eyes

[Matt Phillips]

Sleep on the fucking couch before you end up sounding like an ass in front of a judge.

my gf is black i doubt she can have black eyes

WTF? Not unless she black and blue. What kind of comment is that?!

[Yoj]

so it's ok to hit black girls???

FFS.

Your sort disgust me.

[Matt Phillips]

I had conjunctivitis about a month ago. My girl was complaining that I was picking my eye-boogers and rubbing them in her face while I slept. I figured its OK because she's an Albino and i doubt she can get pink eye.

[crappler]

You, my friend, have an excellent defense to any charges of domestic battery. If you gf is at all violent and occasionally beats on you, you wanna keep that one in your holster. Get a bigger bed, and sleep out of reach.