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    #91
    Oh yeah, is this normal?
    Instead of simply rolling to my side, I do a lazy shrimp and sometimes get airtime.

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      #92
      Originally posted by Meex View Post
      I showed wifey this thread. . .
      YouTube - You can act like a man

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        #93
        Yo, Kanye, I'm really, happy for you, I'll let you finish,
        but Lebell gave his girlfriend one of the best beatings of all time.




        ...Sorry, couldn't resist.
        Last edited by Hiro Protagonist; 9/19/2009 6:34am, .
        www.childsplaycharity.org

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          #94
          Originally posted by Rafael View Post
          Yo, Kanye, I'm really, happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Lebell gave his girlfriend one of the best beatings of all time. ...Sorry, couldn't resist.
          lmao that's some funny shit

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            #95
            Yo Kanye, I can help you striking your girlfriend from behind while you strike her from the front, but I need at least 40% of all revenue from webcast sales.
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            Kama Sutra blue belt.

            Originally posted by Emevas
            I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
            Originally posted by Rock Ape
            Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

            Dipshit

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              #96
              The Girlfriend that was in this situation

              Originally posted by permahudef View Post
              I heard a story like this...except the guy was inside...
              Are you alluding to that story?

              Edit: found it!
              http://www.twincities.com/alllisting...618?source=rss
              Okay first of all I was not cheating on him.. and yes he does have guns you all are crazy I think you need to get your facts straight before you start making actualization's. Second of all he was pushing me around the house and bit me in my face for no reason and i called the cops while inside, I ran out when we grabbed his gun.

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                #97
                Originally posted by aswenson View Post
                i think you need to get your facts straight before you start making actualization's.
                Best troll ever!!!
                www.childsplaycharity.org

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                  #98
                  I'm not really sure what came first, elbows and kicks to my girlfriend while sleeping, or martial arts.

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                    #99
                    I, sooner or later, tend to end up practicing a special style of no-gi jiu jitsu with nearly every girlfriend I have, since, like, 9th grade...
                    www.childsplaycharity.org

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                      I went riding dirt bikes a couple of weeks ago and when I was falling asleep that night I dreamed that I was riding through a 4wd track and my front wheel washed out. I swung both of my arms out and one of them hit my wife in the head. It wasn't very hard so she only half woke up and didn't remember it until I told her about it a couple of days later.

                      My wife is black too so there could be a pattern here.

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                        Y'all 's from Ayalabaamaa, aintcha?
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                        Kama Sutra blue belt.

                        Originally posted by Emevas
                        I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                        Originally posted by Rock Ape
                        Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                        Dipshit

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                          Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
                          Y'all 's from Ayalabaamaa, aintcha?
                          Well, marrying a black woman is kind of a win-win situation for them.

                          They get to beat their wives and a black person at the same time.

                          Saves time for... I dunno... watching NASCAR, drinking beer or something.

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                            Originally posted by Lights Out View Post
                            Well, marrying a black woman is kind of a win-win situation for them.

                            They get to beat their wives and a black person at the same time.

                            Saves time for... I dunno... watching NASCAR, drinking beer or something.
                            Hitting and hitting-on the hot sistercousin.
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                            Kama Sutra blue belt.

                            Originally posted by Emevas
                            I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                            Originally posted by Rock Ape
                            Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                            Dipshit

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