I strike my girlfriend when I'm falling asleep/am asleep because of MA

[DerAuslander]

I reverse elbowed my gf right in the forehead back in college. Like hard core. She moaned but didn't even wake up, though it woke me right up.

[Sri Hanuman]

I reverse elbowed my gf right in the forehead back in college. Like hard core. She moaned but didn't even wake up, though it woke me right up.

She didn't wake up because that's a KO.
Poor girl must have had slurred speech for weeks.

[Kanye]

I reverse elbowed my gf right in the forehead back in college. Like hard core. She moaned but didn't even wake up, though it woke me right up.

GHB is one hell of a drug

[Meex]

. . .just put a pillow in between you and stay on your side of the bed.

Hmm. . .wifey does this pillow thing.
I wonder if I, too, am guilty of this
nocturnal battery of bedmate?

She's never said anything to me. . .
although, sometimes I wake up and
she's sitting up staring at me.

???

`~/

[DerAuslander]

She didn't wake up because that's a KO.
Poor girl must have had slurred speech for weeks.

Well...she was a kicker...

[Sri Hanuman]

Well...she was a kicker...

Fuck it, just switch to BJJ. You will both be happier.

[DerAuslander]

She married some dude from Osaka.

We're both happier.

[Sri Hanuman]

Revenge is a dish best served with her twin sister and or mother.

[Rancid Pantaloons]

Revenge is a dish best served with her twin sister and or mother.

push up time :D

[crappler]

I reverse elbowed my gf right in the forehead back in college. Like hard core. She moaned but didn't even wake up, though it woke me right up.

You are fucking badass.

[battlefields]

I snore like a jackhammer hitting a steel girder (I am yet to have it confirmed but from initial diagnosis it seems to be sleep apnoea). My girlfriend wears ear plugs and we sleep at opposite ends of the bed. Some nights, she reckons, it is so bad that even with the distance and the 120 decibel rated ear plugs she still cannot get back to sleep.

A few months ago I kept wondering why I was waking up suddenly at 5 every morning. One morning I was snoring when I became conscious, but was not awake, an eery feeling because my brain was active but my body would not respond to any direction to move. I was still snoring when suddenly her foot came out of nowhere and kicked me directly in the face. This happened a couple of days in a row and I realised she was doing it purposely.

Two years ago I thought the relationship was going nowhere when one morning, about three oclock, she yelled at the top of her lungs inches from my face for me to "SHUT UP!!!" The adrenaline rush of such an occurence in the middle of the night caused me to be on edge for ages after, I even told a mate that the relationship was going to fail.

So be glad you are doing the striking.

[crappler]

You probably have sleep apnea.

[MBriefcase]

I was still snoring when suddenly her foot came out of nowhere and kicked me directly in the face. This happened a couple of days in a row and I realised she was doing it purposely.

This seems like an appropriate occasion for a reverse elbow.

[dethklok]

I snore like a jackhammer hitting a steel girder (I am yet to have it confirmed but from initial diagnosis it seems to be sleep apnoea). My girlfriend wears ear plugs and we sleep at opposite ends of the bed. Some nights, she reckons, it is so bad that even with the distance and the 120 decibel rated ear plugs she still cannot get back to sleep.

A few months ago I kept wondering why I was waking up suddenly at 5 every morning. One morning I was snoring when I became conscious, but was not awake, an eery feeling because my brain was active but my body would not respond to any direction to move. I was still snoring when suddenly her foot came out of nowhere and kicked me directly in the face. This happened a couple of days in a row and I realised she was doing it purposely.

Two years ago I thought the relationship was going nowhere when one morning, about three oclock, she yelled at the top of her lungs inches from my face for me to "SHUT UP!!!" The adrenaline rush of such an occurence in the middle of the night caused me to be on edge for ages after, I even told a mate that the relationship was going to fail.

So be glad you are doing the striking.

She must either be a glutton for punishment or that chick loves you cause I could not put up with that myself. I think if she were going to leave you overr this she would have done it a while ago. I think your safe for now, at least with staying with her. As far as getting your ass kicked for it, well thats another story. Your not going to be safe from that untill you address the snoring issue. I am afraid she is only going to get worse with the ways of getting you to shut up at night. You may just start getting back fisted at night.

I find it hilarious that she kicks you in the face at 5 in the morning. The imagery of that in my head has me rolling at the moment.

[DerAuslander]

You are fucking badass.

I am no one's little spoon.