Originally posted by Evil Solvalou
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I strike my girlfriend when I'm falling asleep/am asleep because of MA
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Originally posted by Evil Solvalou View PostNot necessarily; a well trained dog could clean me up after. I wake up feeling relieved with none of the stickiness then.
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My suggestion would be to get a straight jacket and sleep with it every night. That way the only one you hurt is your self. And if your being an ass in the morning your girlfriend can just keep the straight jacket on your ass as you would need her to get you out of it. Anddd if your really pissing her off she could call up the local loony bin and let them know that you have a crazed escaped patient in your home.
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NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT
- May 2002
- 10043 Location: Lauren Southern Poverty Law Center
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Originally posted by Humanzee View PostWe have to help. We can form the first Bullshido Help Lonely Japanese Women Strike Force, or the BHLJWSF for short.Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie
KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao
In De Janerio, in blackest night,
Luta Livre flees the fight,
Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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Originally posted by War Wheel View PostAny job a dog can do, 17 monkeys can do better.
Besides, I insist on personally helping Japanese women. My only 3 requirements:
1. no facial hair
2. under 150lbs
3. under 46
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i strike my girlfriend when she looks at another man.
or when she's late with dinner.
or she won't let my cousins join in during sex.
whats the problem?
i must say i'm impressed that the OP is dedicated enough to even hit her in his sleep.
that's dedication right there, people.
if your girlfriend is black its best not to hit them.
i tried it once but black women can be a bit...fiesty.
it's not a good idea unless you like being chased around with a meatcleaver.
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Sounds a bit like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periodi...ement_disorder
Hmmm...dopaminergic drugs used to treat it...that surprises me...
Here's a recent review, but I"m not sure if it actually is periodic limb movement disorder.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16762807
Talk to your doctor.
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