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    #16
    Originally posted by crappler View Post
    You, my friend, have an excellent defense to any charges of domestic battery. If you gf is at all violent and occasionally beats on you, you wanna keep that one in your holster. Get a bigger bed, and sleep out of reach.
    That's good advice. Thanks Crappler!
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    Luta Livre flees the fight,
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      #17
      Originally posted by War Wheel View Post
      That's good advice. Thanks Crappler!
      Hey, the top part is sound advice. Just look at his avatar.
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      Kama Sutra blue belt.

      Originally posted by Emevas
      I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
      Originally posted by Rock Ape
      Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

      Dipshit

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        #18
        Crappler likes punishing the wiminz in uniform.
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          #19
          In a dream once, I was corner buy a growling Rottweiler. I was terrified. Since I was cornered with no other option I had to strike first. I put everything I had into punting the vicious beast under his jaw. I don't know how the dream would have panned out because I woke up when Mrs. Praxx screamed. While I dreamed of kicking the dog, I actually kicked her in the ass.

          I love that story.
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          "Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."

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            #20
            Originally posted by Kanye View Post
            I remember sleeping with my sister
            I think maybe you're seeking help for the wrong problem
            "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
            Spoiler:

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              #21
              My dog fell asleep with her head in my lap, then started doing that foot-twitch thing and sleep-barking while she dreamt. All I could think was "whatever she's chasing, I hope she doesn't catch it."

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                #22
                What kind of dog is it?
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                Kama Sutra blue belt.

                Originally posted by Emevas
                I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                Originally posted by Rock Ape
                Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                Dipshit

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                  #23
                  sounds like an excuse to me.. youre a woman beater . seek help.

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                    #24
                    Black lab/chow mix. About 70 pounds.

                    Retrievers have soft mouths, from what I've been told, but they still have teeth. I was understandably reluctant to wake her.

                    Edit: I think the OP is a troll, based on the stupid premise, the low postcount, and the stupid username. I was humoring the thread, sort of.
                    Last edited by Kuma; 9/15/2009 10:16am, . Reason: George Bush hates black people. Everyone else hates Kanye West.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Kuma View Post
                      Black lab/chow mix. About 70 pounds.

                      Retrievers have soft mouths, from what I've been told, but they still have teeth. I was understandably reluctant to wake her.

                      Edit: I think the OP is a troll, based on the stupid premise, the low postcount, and the stupid username. I was humoring the thread, sort of.
                      Dog saves thread.
                      Cull and repost :)
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                      Kama Sutra blue belt.

                      Originally posted by Emevas
                      I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                      Originally posted by Rock Ape
                      Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                      Dipshit

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
                        Dog saves thread.
                        FILM AT ELEVEN.

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                          #27
                          Dont worry about it.

                          I strike your woman while your asleep also.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Kambei Shimada View Post
                            Dont worry about it.

                            I strike your woman while your asleep also.
                            A 3 way? Finally this thread is gaining momentum.
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                            Kama Sutra blue belt.

                            Originally posted by Emevas
                            I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                            Originally posted by Rock Ape
                            Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                            Dipshit

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Kanye View Post
                              When I fall asleep I start making automatic movements, ...and dreamed I threw a frisbee
                              Sleep with your dog instead.
                              That way, when he dreams he's chasing something, it'll make a situation that was wrong on so many levels- seem almost like a precious Kodak moment.

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                                #30
                                While I'm not 100% sure, I think I may have masturbated in my sleep.

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