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That's good advice. Thanks Crappler!Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie
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Hey, the top part is sound advice. Just look at his avatar.Originally posted by War Wheel View Post=================
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Originally posted by EmevasOriginally posted by Rock ApeComment
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Crappler likes punishing the wiminz in uniform.SEANBABY:
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. It’s the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."Comment
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In a dream once, I was corner buy a growling Rottweiler. I was terrified. Since I was cornered with no other option I had to strike first. I put everything I had into punting the vicious beast under his jaw. I don't know how the dream would have panned out because I woke up when Mrs. Praxx screamed. While I dreamed of kicking the dog, I actually kicked her in the ass.
I love that story.Real Join Date: Nov. 2003
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I think maybe you're seeking help for the wrong problemOriginally posted by Kanye View Post"The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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My dog fell asleep with her head in my lap, then started doing that foot-twitch thing and sleep-barking while she dreamt. All I could think was "whatever she's chasing, I hope she doesn't catch it."Comment
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What kind of dog is it?=================
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Originally posted by EmevasOriginally posted by Rock ApeComment
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sounds like an excuse to me.. youre a woman beater . seek help.Comment
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Black lab/chow mix. About 70 pounds.
Retrievers have soft mouths, from what I've been told, but they still have teeth. I was understandably reluctant to wake her.
Edit: I think the OP is a troll, based on the stupid premise, the low postcount, and the stupid username. I was humoring the thread, sort of.Last edited by Kuma; 9/15/2009 10:16am, . Reason: George Bush hates black people. Everyone else hates Kanye West.Comment
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Dog saves thread.Originally posted by Kuma View Post
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Originally posted by EmevasOriginally posted by Rock ApeComment
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Dont worry about it.
I strike your woman while your asleep also.Comment
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A 3 way? Finally this thread is gaining momentum.Originally posted by Kambei Shimada View Post=================
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Originally posted by EmevasOriginally posted by Rock ApeComment
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Sleep with your dog instead.Originally posted by Kanye View Post
That way, when he dreams he's chasing something, it'll make a situation that was wrong on so many levels- seem almost like a precious Kodak moment.Comment
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While I'm not 100% sure, I think I may have masturbated in my sleep.Comment
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