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I strike my girlfriend when I'm falling asleep/am asleep because of MA
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NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT
- May 2002
- 10043 Location: Lauren Southern Poverty Law Center
Style: None
Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie
KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao
In De Janerio, in blackest night,
Luta Livre flees the fight,
Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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Baracknophobic
- Mar 2005
- 1892 Location: 37°58'38" North, 87°33'2" West
Style: JackOAllTradesMasterONone
In a dream once, I was corner buy a growling Rottweiler. I was terrified. Since I was cornered with no other option I had to strike first. I put everything I had into punting the vicious beast under his jaw. I don't know how the dream would have panned out because I woke up when Mrs. Praxx screamed. While I dreamed of kicking the dog, I actually kicked her in the ass.
I love that story.
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Black lab/chow mix. About 70 pounds.
Retrievers have soft mouths, from what I've been told, but they still have teeth. I was understandably reluctant to wake her.
Edit: I think the OP is a troll, based on the stupid premise, the low postcount, and the stupid username. I was humoring the thread, sort of.Last edited by Kuma; 9/15/2009 10:16am, . Reason: George Bush hates black people. Everyone else hates Kanye West.
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Originally posted by Kuma View PostBlack lab/chow mix. About 70 pounds.
Retrievers have soft mouths, from what I've been told, but they still have teeth. I was understandably reluctant to wake her.
Edit: I think the OP is a troll, based on the stupid premise, the low postcount, and the stupid username. I was humoring the thread, sort of.
Cull and repost :)
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Originally posted by Kanye View PostWhen I fall asleep I start making automatic movements, ...and dreamed I threw a frisbee
That way, when he dreams he's chasing something, it'll make a situation that was wrong on so many levels- seem almost like a precious Kodak moment.
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