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    Ufc vs shark........

    Fighting in the ring on on the Street is dead horse stuff. Now we have the next and best incarnation of Ultimate fighting, the Interspiecies Ocean UFC (or IOUFC). There hasn't been this much excitement in the sport since the legendary zombie vs shark match, (and the infamous Tijuana Donkey shows) that started it all. Who will emerge victorius? only time (and the article) will tell. (Oh and of course the spoiler for the TLDR folk)

    Shark wins by TKO (of boat)


    Caught shark turns key on teen fishermen

    19:30 AEST Tue Aug 25 2009
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    Steve Bleakley with the shark that tossed his keys.

    A teenage fisherman has told how he caught a shark only to have it perform a "death roll" and knock his boat keys into the water, leaving him stranded.

    Sometimes you eat the shark. And sometimes the shark eats you.


      that's why you put a float on boat keys.


        Originally posted by Hungry View Post
        ...near the NSW central coast town of Killcare
        That's only about an hours drive from where I live.

        Technically that was round two; round one was actually in the town where I live:

        Diver flees with shark attached

        An Australian man attacked by a shark swam and drove for help with the creature still clinging to his leg.
        Luke Tresoglavic, 22, was snorkelling near Newcastle, north of Sydney, when he was bitten by a two-feet-long Wobbegong shark.

        When the shark refused to let go, Mr Tresoglavic swam 300 meters (1,000 feet) to shore, walked to his car and drove to the local surf club.

        Lifeguards flushed the shark's gills with fresh water to loosen its grip.

        "I just realised I had to swim in like that, hanging on to it," Mr Tresoglavic told Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) radio on Wednesday.

        He had been snorkelling off Caves Beach, about 120 km (75 miles) north of Sydney.

        A senior lifeguard at the local clubhouse, Michael Jones, said he could not believe what he was seeing when Mr Tresoglavic walked in.

        "There's nothing in our procedure manual for that type of thing," Mr Jones said.

        But he said Mr Tresoglavic was in good spirits.

        "There was a side of humour to it," he said.

        The snorkeller suffered puncture wounds to his leg from the shark's razor-sharp teeth, but did not need stitches - only a course of antibiotics.

        The shark, however, died, and the Tresoglavic family reportedly buried it in their garden.

        Wobbegong sharks can grow to three metres (10 feet) in length. They dwell on the sea floor and have excellent camouflage, making them hard to detect among rocks and coral.


          Luke cheated he used a tag team partner and went out of the ring/ocean. unless of course it was it was interspiecies WWF.... Then its ok.


            The IOUFC still fights under old Vale Tudo rules, no eye gouging or groin kicks. Other than that it's anything goes.


              Can we somehow add an A and an E onto the start of the acroynym?


                Originally posted by Art View Post
                Can we somehow add an A and an E onto the start of the acroynym?
                and sometimes yudo.


                  I must learn this "paralyser grip."




                      Damn it I though Man had t3h D34DlY


                        Originally posted by CodosDePiedra View Post
                        that's why you put a float on boat keys.


                          I think this new format requires the refinement of a defined ruleset. Without at least SOME rules, there is only chaos and then people and sharks get hurt or killed, like that poor wobbegong. I think the gill-grip should count for a penalty. It's like the shark going for the clavicle or groin or t3h d34dly eye gouge.

                          Also, no clasping the claspers. That's just sick and wrong, especially tying them together. Why would you even think of that? Pervert.


                            No direct attacks to the respiratory system, reproductive organs, visual systems, or antennae.

                            Seems fair to me.

                            +1 on the floating boat keys.



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