Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Almost fought an old man tonight.....

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Styygens
    replied
    I know better than to fight old men. You just never know what they've learned over the years...

    YouTube - `Old` J -C Van Damme Overcomes The Young Attackers In `The Quest`

    Leave a comment:


  • chipmunk
    replied
    That ole man was my daddy and I reckon I will kick your ass in!! Will meet you at the blue light special, bring all the fancy bath towels and soaps ya punk!

    I do that ma stuff too I have a fancy judo chop for fellers like you.

    Leave a comment:


  • Angry Mandrill
    replied
    Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
    No bow chicka wow wow tonight. Her excuse: I'm tired, I don't feel well, I've got to study the education laws so I can be ready for my job interview on Monday, blah blah blah.
    i hear ya. my wife is always thinking her stupid mba program is more important that my training. women, pfft.

    Leave a comment:


  • Ka-Bar
    replied
    Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
    Buying some bath towels. Oh yeah, man. Marriage is THAT exciting!
    YouTube - WIll Ferrell Old School (I'll do one)

    Leave a comment:


  • jkdbuck76
    replied
    Originally posted by nohero View Post
    wait, she doesn't buy the 'heroic suppression of ego deserving reward' bit?
    No bow chicka wow wow tonight. Her excuse: I'm tired, I don't feel well, I've got to study the education laws so I can be ready for my job interview on Monday, blah blah blah.

    But I'm sure Old Fart went back to the Al's Hammer unit and told his pasty white sister/wife "yeah, I stared down some young whupper snapper! Now come over hear and let Daddy crush your cigarettes."

    Leave a comment:


  • Angry Mandrill
    replied
    Originally posted by Ka-Bar View Post
    The real question at hand here is:

    What the hell are you doing at K-Mart?
    don't they still sell guns at k-mart? there's your excuse.

    Leave a comment:


  • jkdbuck76
    replied
    Originally posted by Ka-Bar View Post
    The real question at hand here is:

    What the hell are you doing at K-Mart?
    Buying some bath towels. Oh yeah, man. Marriage is THAT exciting!

    Leave a comment:


  • Angry Mandrill
    replied
    Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
    I said I'm not getting any from the Mrs. tonight.

    WWVD = Won't Wecieve Vagina Dis-evening
    wait, she doesn't buy the 'heroic suppression of ego deserving reward' bit?

    Leave a comment:


  • Ka-Bar
    replied
    The real question at hand here is:

    What the hell are you doing at K-Mart?

    Leave a comment:


  • jkdbuck76
    replied
    I said I'm not getting any from the Mrs. tonight.

    WWVD = Won't Wecieve Vagina Dis-evening

    Leave a comment:


  • Angry Mandrill
    replied
    Originally posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
    Fail.

    WWVD?
    wang wasting venereal disease?

    Leave a comment:


  • jkdbuck76
    replied
    Originally posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
    Fail.

    WWVD?
    Who Watches Van Damme?

    Leave a comment:


  • Angry Mandrill
    replied
    a course it's normal, especially when they start crap in front of your kids. it scares them. i get very agitated when someone starts scaring my kids. but you did the right thing, definitely. nothing good woulda come of it. congratulations, well done.

    Leave a comment:


  • DerAuslander
    replied
    Fail.

    WWVD?

    Leave a comment:


  • jkdbuck76
    started a topic Almost fought an old man tonight.....

    Almost fought an old man tonight.....

    So I was meeting the wife and 2 year old boy for supper. My car was in front. Mrs Jkdbuck76 and Junior were in the car behind me. We were driving in through the Kmart parking lot to get to the eating place. All of a sudden, some old man in a white Buick almost T-bones me. He must have been 60?

    Anyway, I yelled "IDIOT! Learn to drive. Geez!!!!" Then I didn't think anything of it. After we ate, we were walking with Junior down the sidewalk until guess who drives up?

    Yep. The old fart. He rolled down the window and said "are you the one that cussed me?" He had your typical white trash redneck accent, BTW.

    I said, "Yep. That would be me."

    Old fart: F-ck you! I oughta' kick your ass!

    My wife: You almost hit us. You watch your mouth. You shouldn't be driving!

    Then old fart backs his car up to follow me and gets out. I looked and saw some other man sitting in his passenger seat. Old fart says "let's fight right here".

    Mind you, I'm trying to walk into the Kmart with my wife and 2 year old. I'm standing right there in the entrance. I said " I"m not going to fight you, ok?"

    He started towards us and I said, "If you take one more step toward me, I'll call the cops."

    He then said "Oh yeah! You're a pussy. You're afraid to fight me. And I'm an old maaaan!!!" To which I said "you got THAT part right."

    And I walked off. I told my wife to get into the store and I looked at her and I said "THAT is why siblings should not reproduce." Looking back, I did it right this time! I didn't see any weapons on him. But I couldn't get a good look at the guy in the passenger seat. Did he have a gun? A knife? Who knows? Besides, I have no business fighting some old guy. No matter how it went down, I'd be in deep crap. I'm 32. I've been MA training since 1990. I don't want to go to prison. I don't want to be assr4ped in prison...that is unless Lebell if my cellmate....I hear he's a gentleman.

    But I have to admit to you all, for about a half second there, I really wanted to eff him up. Is that normal?

    ***BTW, I'm not getting laid tonight. At least Mrs Jkdbuck76 owes me some.

Collapse

Edit this module to specify a template to display.

Working...
X