Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Almost fought an old man tonight.....

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #46
    Originally posted by Lebell View Post
    but seriously though, this is exactly why i feel old people should get shot at 70 and turned into dogfood or furtiliser.
    I knew it!

    Comment


      #47
      When fighting old people, aim for the bladder...unless you think the fight will turn into grappling.

      Comment


        #48
        Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post


        ^^^
        this.
        It is the freedom that comes with advanced age where these old timers think they are untouchable and beyond reproach. It allows them to say things most people normally wouldn't and some of these old men have then "I could still take them" attitude.
        LOL!
        some years ago i saw an old dude being a dick to some young kid because the old dude almost ran into him, but blamed the kid instead.
        he also made a racial remark and the kid who was sorta black punched him mercilessly and broke his false teeth in half.
        funny stuff.

        if you cant fight, dont have a mouth on you.

        Comment


          #49
          it seemds like the whole conflict could have been avoided had JKD not said anything... and JKD saying something in the first place doesn't even seem that needed...

          in my pseudoexpert analysis JKD put his family in danger himself, (assuming old men carry guns)

          Comment


            #50
            Yeah, JKD is the first guy ever to cuss someone in traffic. I've certainly never done that! Yay me!

            Comment


              #51
              Originally posted by maofas View Post
              When fighting old people, aim for the bladder...unless you think the fight will turn into grappling.
              lloll

              Comment


                #52
                i only cuss in the supermarket.
                i hate doing groceries and there's always some slow bitch in front of in the line for the register.
                you ever noticed how a lot of people just stand there, looking how their products get scanned, allowing this small mountain of bought products to pile up and only after paying suddenly realise that they have to pack them?
                i fucking hate those people.

                if i ever go postal it will be in a supermarket.

                Comment


                  #53
                  Originally posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
                  You lied.
                  "Idiot, learn to drive!" is not cussing someone.

                  "You dumb motherf---r, go eat s--t and die you old a-- stinking SOB!
                  Lebell is your son!" Now THAT is cussing someone out.

                  Comment


                    #54
                    dude, if i was his son you would have had a problem, meh dad doesnt talk, he just hits.
                    he in the mullutury, son.

                    jkdbuck: you idiot learn how to drive!!!
                    lebells dad: what did you just say son?
                    wait lemme get out of the car, get out of the car son.

                    jkd:i just wanted...

                    lebells dad: YOU DONT GET TO WANT ANYTHING YOU MAGG0T!! NOW DROP AND GIMME 50 YOU FUCKING PUSSY WASTE OF SPACE!!

                    jkdb: wtf?!

                    lebells dad: dont make me take meh belt off son...

                    jkdbuck: 1...2....3...

                    lebells dad: I CANT HEAR [email protected]!! WHERE IS YOUR WARFACE SON? WAAARGH!!!

                    Comment


                      #55
                      Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
                      So I was meeting the wife and 2 year old boy for supper. My car was in front. Mrs Jkdbuck76 and Junior were in the car behind me. We were driving in through the Kmart parking lot to get to the eating place. All of a sudden, some old man in a white Buick almost T-bones me. He must have been 60?

                      Anyway, I yelled "IDIOT! Learn to drive. Geez!!!!" Then I didn't think anything of it. After we ate, we were walking with Junior down the sidewalk until guess who drives up?

                      Yep. The old fart. He rolled down the window and said "are you the one that cussed me?" He had your typical white trash redneck accent, BTW.

                      I said, "Yep. That would be me."

                      Old fart: F-ck you! I oughta' kick your ass!

                      My wife: You almost hit us. You watch your mouth. You shouldn't be driving!

                      Then old fart backs his car up to follow me and gets out. I looked and saw some other man sitting in his passenger seat. Old fart says "let's fight right here".

                      Mind you, I'm trying to walk into the Kmart with my wife and 2 year old. I'm standing right there in the entrance. I said " I"m not going to fight you, ok?"

                      He started towards us and I said, "If you take one more step toward me, I'll call the cops."

                      He then said "Oh yeah! You're a pussy. You're afraid to fight me. And I'm an old maaaan!!!" To which I said "you got THAT part right."

                      And I walked off. I told my wife to get into the store and I looked at her and I said "THAT is why siblings should not reproduce." Looking back, I did it right this time! I didn't see any weapons on him. But I couldn't get a good look at the guy in the passenger seat. Did he have a gun? A knife? Who knows? Besides, I have no business fighting some old guy. No matter how it went down, I'd be in deep crap. I'm 32. I've been MA training since 1990. I don't want to go to prison. I don't want to be assr4ped in prison...that is unless Lebell if my cellmate....I hear he's a gentleman.

                      But I have to admit to you all, for about a half second there, I really wanted to eff him up. Is that normal?

                      ***BTW, I'm not getting laid tonight. At least Mrs Jkdbuck76 owes me some.
                      First of all you little turd, you stole my parking space. It was MY parking space. I've been parking in that kmart parking space for thirty years.

                      I was already having a bad morning because I ran out of rogain and viagra, and my dick was like a limp noodle, and Lebell was coming over. Actually that was him in the car with me.

                      Furthermore, I just got my trailer foreclosed on and I ran out of free cheese.

                      And finally, I put this video on the internets showing one of my students fucking up this kung fu master and everyone is calling me and my family up yelling at me.:5bullwhip

                      Comment


                        #56
                        Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
                        "Idiot, learn to drive!" is not cussing someone.

                        "You dumb motherf---r, go eat s--t and die you old a-- stinking SOB!
                        Lebell is your son!" Now THAT is cussing someone out.

                        Its easy for people to say such things.... if you deal with bad drivers regularly eventually they will reduce you to cussing. Sorry but you are not at fault here. Self righteous little pricks telling you "you put your family at risk" well, if you shut up and swallowed it here everytime someone did somethign stupid you would get a stroke in a week.

                        Just my two cents... that and I would have laughed at the guy if he took a swing you laugh at him again.

                        Comment


                          #57
                          Originally posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
                          "Idiot, learn to drive!" is not cussing someone.

                          "You dumb motherf---r, go eat s--t and die you old a-- stinking SOB!
                          Lebell is your son!" Now THAT is cussing someone out.
                          Right.

                          Ergo, you lied.

                          Comment


                            #58
                            Originally posted by quanda View Post
                            Its easy for people to say such things.... if you deal with bad drivers regularly eventually they will reduce you to cussing. Sorry but you are not at fault here. Self righteous little pricks telling you "you put your family at risk" well, if you shut up and swallowed it here everytime someone did somethign stupid you would get a stroke in a week.

                            Just my two cents... that and I would have laughed at the guy if he took a swing you laugh at him again.
                            So you do aikijutsu & gung fu?

                            So basically, you're full of shit no matter what name you post under.

                            Comment


                              #59
                              Look here bitches, not only am I that old man who can't drive, I'm that old man who carries an XD-9 with a 16-rd magazine. I'm that old man who still gets on the BJJ, judo, karate, and jujitsu mat and fights punks less than half my age. I'm that old man who takes your young wife out behind the shed when you aren't looking and shows her what an amateur you are.

                              There's a lot of irrational, murderous, bitchy, cock-strong old men out there, and it only takes one to fuck up the rest of your life. That's my point; why take the chance? Honk your horn, then git your ass down the road. If he rolls up on you and asks if you were the young punk who bitched him out, say "no, sir - it was that guy over there!" and let the other poor sonofabitch deal with it. You already got your point across when you laid on the horn.

                              Here's a fact of life: pussies live longer, and their families don't get blown away in drive-by shootings.

                              I'm going to go knock back an Ensure and go back to bed. Arguing with you young 'uns has worn me out....

                              Jeff Cook

                              Comment


                                #60
                                Originally posted by Jeff C. View Post
                                Look here bitches, not only am I that old man who can't drive, I'm that old man who carries an XD-9 with a 16-rd magazine. I'm that old man who still gets on the BJJ, judo, karate, and jujitsu mat and fights punks less than half my age. I'm that old man who takes your young wife out behind the shed when you aren't looking and shows her what an amateur you are.

                                There's a lot of irrational, murderous, bitchy, cock-strong old men out there, and it only takes one to fuck up the rest of your life. That's my point; why take the chance? Honk your horn, then git your ass down the road. If he rolls up on you and asks if you were the young punk who bitched him out, say "no, sir - it was that guy over there!" and let the other poor sonofabitch deal with it. You already got your point across when you laid on the horn.

                                Here's a fact of life: pussies live longer, and their families don't get blown away in drive-by shootings.

                                I'm going to go knock back an Ensure and go back to bed. Arguing with you young 'uns has worn me out....

                                Jeff Cook
                                Dude,

                                You're arguing with a troll with multiple log-in accounts & will likely soon be banned.

                                Comment

                                Collapse

                                Edit this module to specify a template to display.

                                Working...
                                X