So I was meeting the wife and 2 year old boy for supper. My car was in front. Mrs Jkdbuck76 and Junior were in the car behind me. We were driving in through the Kmart parking lot to get to the eating place. All of a sudden, some old man in a white Buick almost T-bones me. He must have been 60?
Anyway, I yelled "IDIOT! Learn to drive. Geez!!!!" Then I didn't think anything of it. After we ate, we were walking with Junior down the sidewalk until guess who drives up?
Yep. The old fart. He rolled down the window and said "are you the one that cussed me?" He had your typical white trash redneck accent, BTW.
I said, "Yep. That would be me."
Old fart: F-ck you! I oughta' kick your ass!
My wife: You almost hit us. You watch your mouth. You shouldn't be driving!
Then old fart backs his car up to follow me and gets out. I looked and saw some other man sitting in his passenger seat. Old fart says "let's fight right here".
Mind you, I'm trying to walk into the Kmart with my wife and 2 year old. I'm standing right there in the entrance. I said " I"m not going to fight you, ok?"
He started towards us and I said, "If you take one more step toward me, I'll call the cops."
He then said "Oh yeah! You're a pussy. You're afraid to fight me. And I'm an old maaaan!!!" To which I said "you got THAT part right."
And I walked off. I told my wife to get into the store and I looked at her and I said "THAT is why siblings should not reproduce." Looking back, I did it right this time! I didn't see any weapons on him. But I couldn't get a good look at the guy in the passenger seat. Did he have a gun? A knife? Who knows? Besides, I have no business fighting some old guy. No matter how it went down, I'd be in deep crap. I'm 32. I've been MA training since 1990. I don't want to go to prison. I don't want to be assr4ped in prison...that is unless Lebell if my cellmate....I hear he's a gentleman.
But I have to admit to you all, for about a half second there, I really wanted to eff him up. Is that normal?
***BTW, I'm not getting laid tonight. At least Mrs Jkdbuck76 owes me some.
Anyway, I yelled "IDIOT! Learn to drive. Geez!!!!" Then I didn't think anything of it. After we ate, we were walking with Junior down the sidewalk until guess who drives up?
Yep. The old fart. He rolled down the window and said "are you the one that cussed me?" He had your typical white trash redneck accent, BTW.
I said, "Yep. That would be me."
Old fart: F-ck you! I oughta' kick your ass!
My wife: You almost hit us. You watch your mouth. You shouldn't be driving!
Then old fart backs his car up to follow me and gets out. I looked and saw some other man sitting in his passenger seat. Old fart says "let's fight right here".
Mind you, I'm trying to walk into the Kmart with my wife and 2 year old. I'm standing right there in the entrance. I said " I"m not going to fight you, ok?"
He started towards us and I said, "If you take one more step toward me, I'll call the cops."
He then said "Oh yeah! You're a pussy. You're afraid to fight me. And I'm an old maaaan!!!" To which I said "you got THAT part right."
And I walked off. I told my wife to get into the store and I looked at her and I said "THAT is why siblings should not reproduce." Looking back, I did it right this time! I didn't see any weapons on him. But I couldn't get a good look at the guy in the passenger seat. Did he have a gun? A knife? Who knows? Besides, I have no business fighting some old guy. No matter how it went down, I'd be in deep crap. I'm 32. I've been MA training since 1990. I don't want to go to prison. I don't want to be assr4ped in prison...that is unless Lebell if my cellmate....I hear he's a gentleman.
But I have to admit to you all, for about a half second there, I really wanted to eff him up. Is that normal?
***BTW, I'm not getting laid tonight. At least Mrs Jkdbuck76 owes me some.
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